The Romney Mega-Prayer
October 30, 2012 7:17 PM   Subscribe

Mitt Romney will most likely lose the U.S. Presidential election.
A majority of evangelical Christians support Mitt Romney.
Group prayer has been documented to improve a patient's health.
What would happen if evangelicals all prayed as a group for Romney to win?
Answer: the Romney Mega Prayer.
posted by S'Tella Fabula (4 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: I'm thinking maybe not so much with this. -- cortex

The Crusades? OH NO THEY DIDN'T.
posted by Dr. Zira at 7:18 PM on October 30, 2012

I may be agnostic, but I'm still praying that Romney doesn't win the election.
posted by spoobnooble II: electric bugaboo at 7:21 PM on October 30, 2012

This thread hasn't got a prayer.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 7:21 PM on October 30, 2012 [5 favorites]

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