Variations on a steem
November 27, 2012 12:42 PM   Subscribe

 
That was fab.
posted by arcticwoman at 12:56 PM on November 27, 2012 [1 favorite]


What was that number again?
posted by moonmilk at 1:14 PM on November 27, 2012 [1 favorite]


She's pretty talented!
posted by Daddy-O at 1:22 PM on November 27, 2012


That was painful to watch and listen to, but if she truly wanted to annoy, she should try the 1-877-kars-4-kids song....
posted by blaneyphoto at 1:25 PM on November 27, 2012 [1 favorite]


1-877-kars-4-kids
Flagged as evil earworm.
posted by moonmilk at 1:51 PM on November 27, 2012 [1 favorite]


That truly was horrifying. I turned off the sound and scrolled through, and found her pretending to play guitar near the end. I was so irritated that I spent way too much time verifying that it was not an authentic vintage 1960 Gibson Les Paul Special. No, that model does not have a double bridge. And that is fortunate, because if it was real, I would have to hunt her down and confiscate it.
posted by charlie don't surf at 2:13 PM on November 27, 2012


Carpet Blue?
posted by Apropos of Something at 2:29 PM on November 27, 2012


It's HUUUUUGE!!!
(Sorry, upstate NY people.)
posted by Nomyte at 4:09 PM on November 27, 2012


1. I wonder how much they paid her for this effective viral advertisement/will sue her for copyright infringement.

2. That "goth" music is utterly unlike any goth music I have ever heard, and I was a kinda-sorta goth once. It's more like an intro to a Lady Gaga song.

3. Why on earth does Stanley Steamer advertise, anyway? Steam cleaning is kind of a once-in-a-lifetime thing, and the normal way to go about it is to just rent whatever those ones are at the front of the grocery store, no? Of course, I live in a sensible place where people take their shoes off in the house, so I might have a warped perspective on the whole thing.
posted by Sys Rq at 4:23 PM on November 27, 2012


That was delightful. Was hoping for a Kate Bush take, though.
posted by Thorzdad at 4:30 PM on November 27, 2012


This Stanley, he steems?
posted by stltony at 7:56 PM on November 27, 2012


2. That "goth" music is utterly unlike any goth music I have ever heard, and I was a kinda-sorta goth once. It's more like an intro to a Lady Gaga song.
Yes, that was a Lady Gaga parody. Subby misphrased it.

Sys Rq: "Steam cleaning is kind of a once-in-a-lifetime thing, and the normal way to go about it is to just rent whatever those ones are at the front of the grocery store, no? "

I steamclean my cream carpets (NOT MY CHOICE! DAMN YOU LANDLORDS!) about 4-5 times a year. In "normal" apartments, I do it before I move out at least, so once every few years.
posted by IAmBroom at 8:09 PM on November 27, 2012


You do it in a RENTAL??? You sir are a saint. Or a broom.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 5:31 AM on November 28, 2012 [2 favorites]


Steam cleaning is kind of a once-in-a-lifetime thing,

A non-pet owner, I see.
posted by aught at 8:58 AM on November 28, 2012 [1 favorite]


Nope, Potomac Avenue, a pet owner.

My dog brings his (raw diet) bones into the living room after they're "clean". And again: cream carpets.
posted by IAmBroom at 1:51 PM on November 28, 2012


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