This Essence Don't Run
November 28, 2012 7:03 AM Subscribe
This post was deleted for the following reason: I don't feel like there's a huge difference in kind between "look at this actual crazy person" and "look at this straight-faced parody of a crazy person" as far as whether or not it's a good idea for a mefi post. -- cortex
Good to know they had both a fridge bible and a fridge gun.
posted by tomierna at 7:06 AM on November 28, 2012
posted by tomierna at 7:06 AM on November 28, 2012
This video made my uterus turn inside out.
posted by Sing Or Swim at 7:08 AM on November 28, 2012
posted by Sing Or Swim at 7:08 AM on November 28, 2012
Awesome. I finally have a way to get these damn ovaries to drop off.
posted by DU at 7:11 AM on November 28, 2012
posted by DU at 7:11 AM on November 28, 2012
Do you need a fridge gun for this to work? I'm in the UK and the commies have made handguns illegal, maybe I could just use a drawing of a gun?
I'll head out and buy myself a Jesus candle now. Lord save me from fluoridation!
posted by knapah at 7:12 AM on November 28, 2012
I'll head out and buy myself a Jesus candle now. Lord save me from fluoridation!
posted by knapah at 7:12 AM on November 28, 2012
I'm in a pickle, here. I burned my last refrigerator Jesus candle for light and warmth after Hurricane Sandy. I'm unemployed right now, so I can't replace it right this minute. Meanwhile, I can't de-flouridate my water, which will lead to more gays, which will lead to more storms....
Gah.
posted by Benny Andajetz at 7:13 AM on November 28, 2012
Gah.
posted by Benny Andajetz at 7:13 AM on November 28, 2012
I just put some water through a British flag. I think I made tea.
posted by pipeski at 7:17 AM on November 28, 2012 [5 favorites]
posted by pipeski at 7:17 AM on November 28, 2012 [5 favorites]
Awesome. I finally have a way to get these damn ovaries to drop off.
Then you would discover a problem the male of our species has called, simply, the "nutshot."
Make sure to film it, I hear it'll get a lot of hits on Youtube.
posted by eriko at 7:18 AM on November 28, 2012
Then you would discover a problem the male of our species has called, simply, the "nutshot."
Make sure to film it, I hear it'll get a lot of hits on Youtube.
posted by eriko at 7:18 AM on November 28, 2012
And what is also amazing, is that reputable water filtration companies sell actual filters for it. Which to me, undermines their integrity.
posted by oneironaut at 7:23 AM on November 28, 2012
posted by oneironaut at 7:23 AM on November 28, 2012
I did this and the water turned to wine. Should I tell someone?
posted by ntrifle at 7:25 AM on November 28, 2012
posted by ntrifle at 7:25 AM on November 28, 2012
*Meme picture of Fry squinting here*
Can't tell if serious or BRILLIANT TROLL.
posted by kuanes at 7:27 AM on November 28, 2012
Can't tell if serious or BRILLIANT TROLL.
posted by kuanes at 7:27 AM on November 28, 2012
You can also filter the water through your state bird. Don't use an American Eagle, because that's a federal bird and likely has been corrupted.
posted by orme at 7:28 AM on November 28, 2012
posted by orme at 7:28 AM on November 28, 2012
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