Three-hundred hectares on a single tank of kerosene.

January 9, 2013 12:39 AM

Put it in H. A Tumblr of images (and gifs) from The Simpsons, captioned with classic lines.

Go to the archive page for a visual overview of past posts.

Bonus: Homer Buys Car From Crazy Vaclav's (video)

posted by paleyellowwithorange (15 comments total)

Like I need a tumblr to have classic Simpsons quotes rattling around my brain all day.
posted by The Whelk at 12:50 AM on January 9, 2013 [12 favorites]

It's such a shame the Simpsons was cancelled after four seasons.
posted by dunkadunc at 1:01 AM on January 9, 2013 [11 favorites]

This seems pointless, somehow.
posted by solarion at 1:10 AM on January 9, 2013 [3 favorites]

It's like Eye on Springfield but with more captions.
posted by koavf at 2:28 AM on January 9, 2013 [1 favorite]

It's such a shame the Simpsons was cancelled after four seasons.

It's such a shame someone feels the need to make that joke in every Simpsons thread.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 4:01 AM on January 9, 2013 [10 favorites]

I guess you had to be there.
posted by beagle at 5:03 AM on January 9, 2013

H being the Cyrillic version of N. they were trying to push-start the car so it needed to be in neutral.

which I didn't get until about a year ago.
posted by ArgentCorvid at 5:52 AM on January 9, 2013 [8 favorites]

Every time anyone in my family sees a Smart car driving down the highway, we yell at each other to "Put it in heacht!"
posted by Rock Steady at 5:58 AM on January 9, 2013 [2 favorites]

Uh.
posted by clvrmnky at 6:13 AM on January 9, 2013

Horace Rumpole: "It's such a shame someone feels the need to make that joke in every Simpsons thread."

Really. Everyone knows the show lasted eight seasons.
posted by Chrysostom at 6:20 AM on January 9, 2013 [4 favorites]

Shut up you nerds! He's trying to save you money!
posted by ShutterBun at 6:26 AM on January 9, 2013

"I like T-shirts where the jokes are tasteful, like 'Support Our Troops'" -- Marge Simpson (the one where Homer joins the military and wargames in Springfield. Also stars Kiefer Sutherland ("FRONT-LINE INFANTRY, FRONT-LINE INFANTRY...")
posted by Renoroc at 6:46 AM on January 9, 2013

I don't have time to go through all 66 pages, but I hope that Malk (Now with Vitamin R) is on there.
posted by usonian at 7:36 AM on January 9, 2013

Every time anyone in my family sees a Smart car driving down the highway, we yell at each other to "Put it in heacht!"

I want to belong to your family.
posted by KokuRyu at 7:47 AM on January 9, 2013

KokuRyu: I want to belong to your family.

You'll have to become fluent in our little creole that consists mainly of repurposed quotes from The Simpsons, Monty Python, The Princess Bride, Adventure Time, Iron Chef, Toddlers and Tiaras and random MST3K episodes.

I wish I could help you... except I don't!
posted by Rock Steady at 9:17 AM on January 9, 2013 [1 favorite]