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January 18, 2013 8:31 AM

Erth's Dinosaur Petting Zoo has arrived in New York One child's review of the zoo from Ann Arbor
posted by roomthreeseventeen (19 comments total)

That T-Rex needs to be like at least 3 times bigger.
posted by elizardbits at 8:35 AM on January 18, 2013

I love the New Victory, they do the cutest stuff. Can't wait until my son is old enough to start going to the theater!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 8:37 AM on January 18, 2013

must you find flaws in every little dinosaur?
posted by The Whelk at 8:37 AM on January 18, 2013 [2 favorites]

It is a sad day when you do not recognize a Zoolander quote.
posted by elizardbits at 8:38 AM on January 18, 2013

Also the only way this could have been better is if one of those little kids ran towards the dinosaurs while everyone else was running away, and everyone thought "oh how precious they are trying to save their friends!" But in reality this tiny menace would be attempting to climb atop the dinosaur to ride it triumphantly while it devoured everyone else.
posted by elizardbits at 8:41 AM on January 18, 2013 [3 favorites]

These guys came here over the summer and scared the living hell out of my four year old. She knew it was all fake, but somehow that didn't make it any less scary.
posted by Lazlo Hollyfeld at 8:41 AM on January 18, 2013

previously

best previously
posted by elizardbits at 8:44 AM on January 18, 2013 [2 favorites]

Oh man if I were one of those dinosaur puppeteers I would love so much to knock the cameras out of everyone's hands and stomp them to dust. EXPERIENCE DIRECTLY, PUNY HUMANS!!
posted by DU at 8:48 AM on January 18, 2013 [3 favorites]

Relatedly
posted by The 10th Regiment of Foot at 8:54 AM on January 18, 2013

that looks SO COOL
posted by threeants at 9:00 AM on January 18, 2013

Nice idea. if there are jungle and more dinosaurs, it will be great.
posted by Ahmed_Nabil at 9:22 AM on January 18, 2013

I want to entertain the idea of buying, renting, or making a costume/puppet like the ones in NYC video. Who would sell, rent, or instruct me how to make one?
posted by ioesf at 9:29 AM on January 18, 2013 [1 favorite]

I'm surprised they didn't have "tips" bags hanging over their shoulders.
posted by aloiv2 at 10:03 AM on January 18, 2013

I want to entertain the idea of buying, renting, or making a costume/puppet like the ones in NYC video. Who would sell, rent, or instruct me how to make one?

Relevant.
posted by phunniemee at 11:04 AM on January 18, 2013

Oh my god, my husband bought me tickets to this thing when it comes to Long Beach, CA in February and I am SO EXCITED. Maybe they'll let me sit with the kids.
posted by sawdustbear at 12:39 PM on January 18, 2013

elizardbits: "It is a sad day when you do not recognize a Zoolander quote."

I caught it.

Of course, that could be the world's smallest T-rex like the phone.

You know what you need?

Orange Mocha Frappacino!

You don't smoke, right?
posted by Samizdata at 1:14 PM on January 18, 2013

Stupid warmbloods.

Oh! Look at me! I blah blah blah live birth and I throw poop!

Good eating on one of those though.
posted by Samizdata at 1:18 PM on January 18, 2013 [1 favorite]

Dinos are probably warmblooded too though.
posted by vibratory manner of working at 2:02 AM on January 19, 2013

vibratory manner of working: "Dinos are probably warmblooded too though."

Wrong. Stupid monkees getting it all wrong. Monkees are warm blooded, so EVERYTHING is warmblooded.
posted by Samizdata at 7:30 AM on January 22, 2013