Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
March 23, 2013 10:50 PM Subscribe
Maybe hamsters & hippos are better suited for your weight class-- don't worry, Super Duck Punch will allow to test your pugilistic skills against these combinations and more! Watch out for the giraffe-headed Hydra, though. Almost as tough as the Hydra-headed giraffe.
Not the horse-sized duck.
No duck should have that kind of power.
posted by louche mustachio at 11:21 PM on March 23, 2013 [3 favorites]
No duck should have that kind of power.
posted by louche mustachio at 11:21 PM on March 23, 2013 [3 favorites]
I chose wisely.
posted by louche mustachio at 11:24 PM on March 23, 2013
posted by louche mustachio at 11:24 PM on March 23, 2013
louche mustachio: 1 horsepower is not all that much.
posted by aubilenon at 11:25 PM on March 23, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by aubilenon at 11:25 PM on March 23, 2013 [1 favorite]
It's the duckpower you should fear. Ducks, man.. ducks are messed up.
posted by louche mustachio at 11:42 PM on March 23, 2013
posted by louche mustachio at 11:42 PM on March 23, 2013
God DAMN those fifty hamster-sized hippos! Like some kind of pink zerg rush run amok!
posted by Purposeful Grimace at 12:18 AM on March 24, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by Purposeful Grimace at 12:18 AM on March 24, 2013 [3 favorites]
The hippo sized hamster is one tough customer!
posted by Our Ship Of The Imagination! at 12:35 AM on March 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Our Ship Of The Imagination! at 12:35 AM on March 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
I would also not trust hippos of any size. They are fast and mean and will bite your ass off.
posted by louche mustachio at 1:09 AM on March 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by louche mustachio at 1:09 AM on March 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
Now I am reading about hippo husbandry at 3 AM instead of doing something important like sleeping.
I hate you, Internet.
posted by louche mustachio at 1:15 AM on March 24, 2013 [4 favorites]
I hate you, Internet.
posted by louche mustachio at 1:15 AM on March 24, 2013 [4 favorites]
How does it compare to Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3?
posted by Pope Guilty at 2:15 AM on March 24, 2013
posted by Pope Guilty at 2:15 AM on March 24, 2013
The giant duck is much easier than the tiny horses. It's momentarily stunned when punched. You can corner trap it E Honda style and take it down effortlessly just by mashing the punch button.
posted by justsomebodythatyouusedtoknow at 3:33 AM on March 24, 2013
posted by justsomebodythatyouusedtoknow at 3:33 AM on March 24, 2013
No way could duck-sized horses jump to that height and they would be easily taken out by a single punch. Furthermore horses wouldn't even attack you they are skittish animals they would be hell of scared. This game is so unrealistic.
posted by Authorized User at 3:49 AM on March 24, 2013
posted by Authorized User at 3:49 AM on March 24, 2013
now you know and i know there's no need to make this so complicated
you field the horses
they're on the land
the duck's little feet are moving furiously under the water
perpendicular to the wind
it's just a simple exercise
you field whatever comes at you and you whirl and hurl it at the ducks mouth.
GreatBigMulp wrote a song about that...He anticipated this...I just wanna feed the duck...
posted by sirlikeitalot at 3:56 AM on March 24, 2013
you field the horses
they're on the land
the duck's little feet are moving furiously under the water
perpendicular to the wind
it's just a simple exercise
you field whatever comes at you and you whirl and hurl it at the ducks mouth.
GreatBigMulp wrote a song about that...He anticipated this...I just wanna feed the duck...
posted by sirlikeitalot at 3:56 AM on March 24, 2013
get it together it's a simple game
posted by sirlikeitalot at 4:06 AM on March 24, 2013
posted by sirlikeitalot at 4:06 AM on March 24, 2013
I was a little disappointed that the hydra doesn't appear to grow additional giraffe heads at any point.
posted by A Thousand Baited Hooks at 4:12 AM on March 24, 2013
posted by A Thousand Baited Hooks at 4:12 AM on March 24, 2013
Hit the limit at four horse-sized ducks. Snappy fellows.
Although now I really would like to see a horse-sized duck.
posted by nickrussell at 5:07 AM on March 24, 2013
Although now I really would like to see a horse-sized duck.
posted by nickrussell at 5:07 AM on March 24, 2013
I'm having no problems with the other animals in the first few levels, but 100 duck-sized horses just keep overpowering me. I kill 60+ before they take me out, but they just overpower me every time.
posted by KGMoney at 5:13 AM on March 24, 2013
posted by KGMoney at 5:13 AM on March 24, 2013
In other duck-related gaming news, it was just announced that the old NES DuckTales game has been remade in high definition and is being re-released this summer.
posted by RonButNotStupid at 6:12 AM on March 24, 2013
posted by RonButNotStupid at 6:12 AM on March 24, 2013
Stick with the duck-sized horses, because a horse-sized duck is essentially a small T.Rex.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 7:20 AM on March 24, 2013
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 7:20 AM on March 24, 2013
When I'm fighting 100 duck-sized horses I expect them to move like 100 duck-sized horses - not buzzing around my head like bunch of gnats. The physics in this game suck and I demand a full refund.
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 7:28 AM on March 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 7:28 AM on March 24, 2013 [1 favorite]
I suppose the horse-sized duck weighs the same as 100 witches.
posted by Foosnark at 8:12 AM on March 24, 2013
posted by Foosnark at 8:12 AM on March 24, 2013
stupid hydra with giraffe heads
posted by mistersquid at 10:05 AM on March 24, 2013
posted by mistersquid at 10:05 AM on March 24, 2013
I was killing them and they were killing Flash.
PS Upgrade attack.
posted by ersatz at 11:59 AM on March 24, 2013
PS Upgrade attack.
posted by ersatz at 11:59 AM on March 24, 2013
In other duck-related gaming news, it was just announced that the old NES DuckTales game has been remade in high definition and is being re-released this summer.
Too bad the news wasn't made yet when this recent thread about the show was active. Maybe someone can make a new FPP anyway, and perhaps about the notion of remastering old games in general?
posted by TheSecretDecoderRing at 5:41 PM on March 24, 2013
Too bad the news wasn't made yet when this recent thread about the show was active. Maybe someone can make a new FPP anyway, and perhaps about the notion of remastering old games in general?
posted by TheSecretDecoderRing at 5:41 PM on March 24, 2013
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