Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
March 27, 2013 12:45 AM   Subscribe

"Everybody Wants to Kill Bruce" - One action sequence compiled from 39 movies. NSFW. Via.
posted by brundlefly (44 comments total) 26 users marked this as a favorite
 
Anyone else want to negotiate?
posted by aubilenon at 1:01 AM on March 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


I reckon the Joker got him.
posted by pompomtom at 1:06 AM on March 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


That is some brilliant goddamn editing right there.
posted by Purposeful Grimace at 1:14 AM on March 27, 2013 [3 favorites]


There was exactly the right amount of About Schmidt in there.
posted by jimmythefish at 1:30 AM on March 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


That was delightfully loopy. Brilliant.
posted by KokuRyu at 1:36 AM on March 27, 2013


This is very good. I keep waiting for people who make these kind of things to discover the power of color correction, though. Even the automatic stuff in FCPX would help a lot.
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 1:56 AM on March 27, 2013 [3 favorites]


It's a nice little movie, but there are some continuity issues.....just a couple.
posted by HuronBob at 2:44 AM on March 27, 2013 [3 favorites]


Fewer continuity issues than in any of the Die Hard movies....
posted by Nanukthedog at 3:02 AM on March 27, 2013 [8 favorites]


I would have gone with Campbell, not Willis.
posted by GoingToShopping at 3:16 AM on March 27, 2013 [4 favorites]


I'm increasingly disturbed by the apparent amount of man hours that go into making super-cuts.

Listen, up: you could have used those seven weeks to make a 20 second animated clip instead. You could have taken a part time job hosting at Applebee's and then quit and used the money on lottery tickets. Or, you know, sex. You could have made more of the sex.

Be a better steward of your time, Internet people I don't know.
posted by dgaicun at 3:28 AM on March 27, 2013


Where there's a Willis, there's a Why????
posted by twoleftfeet at 3:56 AM on March 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Is this all because of the harmonica playing?
posted by orme at 4:13 AM on March 27, 2013


You've got to give Willis a lot of credit for bucking Hollywood about gun control when the target demographic for Die Hard 5 is every fucking redneck in the world. Right?

You know he wore a hairpiece even during those early Moonlighting years, right? Poseur.
posted by twoleftfeet at 4:18 AM on March 27, 2013


Just finished reading some Bruce Dern interviews after watching The King of Marvin Gardens, and on seeing the title of this post thought that it was certainly a reference to public reaction when Dern killed John Wayne in The Cowboys.

Tough to imagine that as a super-cut, though.
posted by kinnakeet at 5:12 AM on March 27, 2013


You could have taken a part time job hosting at Applebee's and then quit and used the money on lottery tickets. Or, you know, sex. You could have made more of the sex.

You know, not everyone can just work at Applebee's whenever they feel like it.

And by work at Applebee's, I mean have sex.
posted by the bricabrac man at 5:38 AM on March 27, 2013 [5 favorites]


Needed more cats.
posted by surplus at 5:42 AM on March 27, 2013


Nice, they even put a clip from the Die Hard spoof Don't Die Too Hard (the bald guy in the crawling-through-air-ducts sequence). I wish that the yellow cab had morphed for a couple of seconds into the flying cab from the Fifth Element though.
posted by elgilito at 5:55 AM on March 27, 2013


From the title I was really hoping this was a supercut of Bruce Lee scenes.

This'll do though.
posted by DigDoug at 5:56 AM on March 27, 2013


You know, not everyone can just work at Applebee's whenever they feel like it.

Amazingly, this is one of the themes of Die Hard 14, which is in early pre-production. Bruce Willis plays John McClane, a retired New York City police detective, who has applied for work at the local Applebee's as a security guard. They tell him "you're too old, McClane", but when terrorists take over the restaurant it is up to him to save everyone in the place, armed only with a butter knife and some slices of pie.
posted by twoleftfeet at 6:04 AM on March 27, 2013 [8 favorites]


This is good. No, really good. No, this is amazing. This is unbelievably great, particularly the sound editing/mixing. Whoever put this together will get offers, fo sho.
posted by (Arsenio) Hall and (Warren) Oates at 6:06 AM on March 27, 2013


Needed more cursing. Also, not all of those clips were from Bruce's films, which seems a bit like cheating.

That said, it's clear to me now... Bruce Willis is a Terminator. :)
posted by kira at 6:53 AM on March 27, 2013


I reckon the Joker got him.
posted by pompomtom at 3:06 on March 27 [1 favorite +] [!]

There was exactly the right amount of About Schmidt in there.
posted by jimmythefish at 3:30 on March 27 [1 favorite +] [!]


So between these two comments I was really expecting to see some amusing Jack Nicholson hijinx in here.
posted by shakespeherian at 7:00 AM on March 27, 2013


First four minutes had amazingly strung together clips of car chases involving taxis. I thought "how many taxi chase scenes are there? How long could this go on?" and then Bruce gets out of the taxi and into a cop car. And then I thought "this could potentially go on forever"
posted by mcstayinskool at 7:00 AM on March 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


I can't believe they had all those helicopters without the bit in Live Free or Die Hard where he ramps the police car into the helicopter.
posted by shakespeherian at 7:19 AM on March 27, 2013


You could have taken a part time job hosting at Applebee's and then quit and used the money on lottery tickets.

I, too, wish that anyone with the impulse to make something creative requiring time and effort would instead take a part-time job at Applebee's.
posted by straight at 7:19 AM on March 27, 2013 [9 favorites]


Hah, shoulda known it was Frenchies all along! This is very much in the tradition of American Class, a What's Up Tiger Lily-style spoof by the same Hazanavicius that brought you The Artist.
posted by Mooseli at 7:22 AM on March 27, 2013


It would be awesome to have a supercut where it's a single character getting in and out of cars in every movie they've been in.

* Checks watch * I give it another 3 days.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 7:55 AM on March 27, 2013


That was a huge amount of fun, and it's good to see Last Boy Scout getting a nod; it's a criminally underrated movie.

Also, you know what I love about Luc Besson? Even the cats that he casts have a weird look to them.
posted by quin at 8:55 AM on March 27, 2013


Also also, I have seen every one of these movies. Repeatedly. What does that say about my tastes in film?
posted by quin at 8:59 AM on March 27, 2013


That they are excellent?
posted by brundlefly at 9:05 AM on March 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


I can't not think about the edited-for-TV version of Die Hard 2 where they overdubbed Bruce Willis' trademark line with Yippee Ki Ya Mr. Falcon! It still makes me laugh to this day. (SLYT)
posted by kfkcam at 9:31 AM on March 27, 2013


That's preferable to the "Yippee-ki-yay, mother *GUNSHOT*" from the theatrical release of Live Free or Die Hard.
posted by brundlefly at 9:38 AM on March 27, 2013


Speaking of Mr Willis - a while ago I started getting annoyed over these endless "deluxe, ultimate, anniversary" reissues of albums. I thought to myself - what would be the most unlikely and undeserving album to get one of these treatments? For my own amusement, I made this.
posted by davebush at 9:40 AM on March 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


Be a better steward of your time, Internet people I don't know.

Says the Internet person who has watched and commented on that video and probably many other Internet creations in their time.
posted by Tell Me No Lies at 11:10 AM on March 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


Needs moar Roy Batty. Other than that, brilliant.
posted by chavenet at 11:32 AM on March 27, 2013


quin: "Also also, I have seen every one of these movies. Repeatedly. What does that say about my tastes in film?"

Help me out, which is the movie with the Kurt Russell scene?
posted by chavenet at 11:33 AM on March 27, 2013


twoleftfeet: "when terrorists take over the restaurant it is up to him to save everyone in the place, armed only with a butter knife and some slices of pie."

Pie Hard
posted by chavenet at 11:36 AM on March 27, 2013 [5 favorites]


Help me out, which is the movie with the Kurt Russell scene?

Grindhouse's Death Proof. It was the one directed by Tarantino.
posted by quin at 11:44 AM on March 27, 2013 [1 favorite]


AAAAAAAA BRUCE WILLY!!!
posted by Pronoiac at 12:07 PM on March 27, 2013 [2 favorites]


I really need to watch Heat again. Damn that was a good movie.
posted by jimmythefish at 1:10 PM on March 27, 2013


I heard the latest Die Hard wasn't very good but it just seems like these people are overreacting.
posted by ckape at 10:03 PM on March 27, 2013


brundlefly: ""Yippee-ki-yay, mother *GUNSHOT*" "

Though "Mother Gunshot" would be a great character name, I'm not just sure for what kind of story.
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 2:08 AM on March 28, 2013 [1 favorite]


Though "Mother Gunshot" would be a great character name

And an even greater band name.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 4:14 AM on March 28, 2013 [1 favorite]


Sister Machine Gun cover band?
posted by brundlefly at 8:42 AM on March 28, 2013 [1 favorite]


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