Obviously, Your Lord is the Fire Breathing Kraken.
March 29, 2013 10:41 AM   Subscribe

Aspiring Evil Overlord? Looking for a throne that suitably demonstrates your particular brand of madness? Or how about some weapons for your minions that instantly evoke fear and can't possibly go terribly wrong? I'm here to help. [via]
posted by quin (4 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
Must. Have. Whale. Chair.
posted by Mental Wimp at 10:47 AM on March 29, 2013

What is dead may never die.
posted by kagredon at 11:19 AM on March 29, 2013 [1 favorite]

FFS. Dude with flamethrower gloves? Loses his concentration for just a few seconds during a demonstration, fly lands on his forehead...
posted by Halloween Jack at 11:23 AM on March 29, 2013 [2 favorites]

Shouldn't the fire come out the top of your fists so that it goes forward? I get the whole Iron Man reference, but still seems like an obvious thing to overlook. Wouldn't you want the flame part as far away from you as possible when active? And is facial hair really the smartest move in this context?

Perhaps I'm over-thinking this, cause in my design...

wait, I've said to much...
posted by Farce_First at 6:09 PM on March 29, 2013

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