Knight Vs Giant

May 8, 2013 8:45 AM

KILL THE GIANT! Because Wednesday mornings are dull.
posted by QueerAngel28 (6 comments total)

The controls are a bit imprecise, but hey. Upgrading Stamina twice, Strength once, and then gold (which you use for the rest of upgrades) seems to be working. Plus, I'm earning candy all the while.
posted by ersatz at 10:03 AM on May 8, 2013

If the only way to defeat the giant is to first kill all the indigenous blue blobs, how does that make my knight any different to the giant? He's just hanging out there on the blasted heath. Who am I working for? Hopefully not that war profiteer blacksmith.
posted by zamboni at 10:12 AM on May 8, 2013 [11 favorites]

If the only way to defeat the giant is to first kill all the indigenous blue blobs, how does that make my knight any different to the giant? He's just hanging out there on the blasted heath. Who am I working for? Hopefully not that war profiteer blacksmith.

You've just stumbled onto the dark subtext of many a medieval knightly legends.
posted by gkhan at 5:18 PM on May 8, 2013

Yeah, I went and fought the giant and felt kind of bad for him. Imagine you put a spider outside instead of just killing it and it decided to train until it was powerful enough to kill you.
posted by RobotHero at 7:43 PM on May 8, 2013 [1 favorite]

Cute game, I got buff enough to take on the red dudes and start doing damage on the Giant. The way the game goes to nighttime mode, though... no bueno on the eyes. As soon as it started dimming I'd just hit the tent to make it day again. B (letter grade).
posted by Lukenlogs at 10:39 PM on May 8, 2013

I lost at least an hour of my day to this game. I'm sure it would've been the most productive hour of my day, too. Alas.
Thanks for the post.
posted by scaryblackdeath at 10:41 PM on May 8, 2013