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May 9, 2013 7:23 AM

Everyone farts. And now your web pages can too. (From The Onion.)
posted by jbickers (22 comments total)

I was literally just about to post this


faaaart
posted by The Whelk at 7:25 AM on May 9, 2013

Evidently the internet is now 14 years old.
posted by HuronBob at 7:28 AM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]

Or a groundbreaking scene in Blazing Saddles.
posted by The Whelk at 7:30 AM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]

windbreaking
posted by The Whelk at 7:30 AM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]

tee hee hee
posted by The Whelk at 7:30 AM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]

The Onion is on Github.

Truly, we live in a golden age.
posted by schmod at 7:31 AM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]

Well played.
posted by Combustible Edison Lighthouse at 7:32 AM on May 9, 2013 [6 favorites]

The Onion is on Github.

That's also where their tech blog is hosted, which had an interesting post yesterday about How the Syrian Electronic Army Hacked The Onion.
posted by burnmp3s at 7:34 AM on May 9, 2013 [4 favorites]

*gets lighter*
posted by jonmc at 7:39 AM on May 9, 2013

When I was a kid we had to fart every 10 pages or so, we didn't have no fancy computer to do it for us.

</getoffofmylawn!>
posted by mazola at 7:45 AM on May 9, 2013 [3 favorites]

When you want to combine your Robert Downey Jr and your fart humor.
posted by The Whelk at 7:59 AM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]

The Onion has really been going downhill lately.
posted by pxe2000 at 8:36 AM on May 9, 2013

Not production-ready.
posted by yerfatma at 8:42 AM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]

It would be awesome if this could somehow reduce webpage bloat.
posted by srboisvert at 8:43 AM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]

wow, young Robert Downey Jr. is kind of unrecognizable.
posted by en forme de poire at 8:50 AM on May 9, 2013

(It gives me hope that I too can get way hotter as I age, despite a misspent youth)

back to the fart jokes tho
posted by en forme de poire at 8:53 AM on May 9, 2013

I'm disappointed (or relieved). It sounds more like balloon noises than real farts.
posted by cosmic.osmo at 10:41 AM on May 9, 2013

Oh, pardon me, it's just that I overthought a huge plate of beans last night.
posted by benito.strauss at 10:42 AM on May 9, 2013 [2 favorites]

Tipping and Tooting - A comic about people who wait tables.
posted by homunculus at 10:47 AM on May 9, 2013

my ipad is not farting :(
posted by meta87 at 11:15 AM on May 9, 2013

my ipad is not farting :(

It's OK, there's an app for that.
posted by Mcable at 1:33 PM on May 9, 2013 [1 favorite]

That's fantastic.
posted by ph00dz at 12:35 PM on May 10, 2013