Never has there been a better incentive

December 2, 2001 6:41 AM

Never has there been a better incentive to become a flight attendant. Remeber, you can't spell 'airport security' without T-O-D-A-Y-I-G-O-T-G-R-O-P-E-D-B-Y-A-H-O-R-N-Y-R-E-D-N-E-C-K.
posted by saladin (3 comments total)

Yes you can.

A-I-R-P-O-R-T-S-E-C-U-R-I-T-Y.

But I've never been a good speller...
posted by ktheory at 11:51 AM on December 2, 2001

Fortunately, most rednecks aren't the PC-sensitive types. If they were, they'd probably be offended by your stereotype. Can you imagine the (justified) outrage you'd get here on MeFi if you treated Arab-Americans in the same manner?
posted by gd779 at 11:58 AM on December 2, 2001

In the words of the great Matt Walsh, "I can say it because I am one."
posted by saladin at 5:37 AM on December 3, 2001