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Carpets For Airports [spacey sound on load] | Hugh Dancy is one of the contributors. -via-

In 2009 Dancy was expelled from an airport lounge in Boston, Massachusetts after a security guard misinterpreted his bizarre fascination with carpets.

He adds, "You just walk around (looking at the ground) until you find a good piece of carpet... You get some odd looks... It's kind of obsessional.
posted by maggieb (7 comments total) 8 users marked this as a favorite
 
HOORAY I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE POSTED THIS BECAUSE I CAN ONLY CAPSLOCK ABOUT THIS AND THAT IS NOT GOOD FOR AN FPP
posted by elizardbits at 6:22 PM on June 14, 2013 [4 favorites]


Also please note that some of the other contributors are his brother, his parents, and his wife.
posted by elizardbits at 6:22 PM on June 14, 2013


I had a coworker whose sister was an account manager for a company that sold carpeting to big-time institutions with big-time carpeting needs. I met the coworker's sister when we were all in Hawaii at the same time on business. I asked if there were institutional carpeting trends, and she said, "Oh yeah, definitely." I forget what the trends were (honestly they were kind of boring), but apparently there are BIG differences between certain carpets.

Later that night I saw a middle-aged woman desperately pleading with the police not to arrest her after she was caught smoking marijuana on the beach. Ever since then I have associated institutional carpet design trends with America's horribly misguided drug war. I guess when you're reminded of something terrible, sometimes it's easier to think "loud airport carpets" instead of "sad consequences for troubled humans".
posted by compartment at 6:53 PM on June 14, 2013


A glue-down pile with a quick release backing and an integral pad is recommended for high traffic installs...
posted by jim in austin at 7:53 PM on June 14, 2013


Hugh Dancy is one of the contributors.

I really hope that every one of his contributions list out the patterns on the carpet and then ends with "This is my design."
posted by zombieflanders at 3:33 AM on June 15, 2013 [5 favorites]


elizardbits: Also please note that some of the other contributors are his brother, his parents, and his wife.

Yeah, that makes sense; the brother is a partner in an awesome travel company with a good friend of mine.
posted by gman at 3:41 AM on June 15, 2013 [1 favorite]


Carpets For Airports

Eno has his tentacles in everything.
posted by pracowity at 9:32 AM on June 15, 2013 [2 favorites]


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