"stay out of my hairspace"
June 14, 2013 8:06 PM   Subscribe

 
"will you be my mom?" pt 2
posted by Zerowensboring at 8:12 PM on June 14, 2013


I have come dangerously close to screaming the words "GET OUTTA MY HAIRSPACE!" many, many times in the last 13 years.
posted by Sys Rq at 8:25 PM on June 14, 2013


Anna Nicole Smith's Skyscraper.
posted by dobbs at 8:47 PM on June 14, 2013 [6 favorites]


I remember when Anna Nicole was MY mom for like a year cuz I won her in that show and it was all like, "Gee Mom I mean Anna Nicole Smith can I go hang with Brodie at the Cineplex?" and she was all "I am NOT going to let you do that!"

And I was all, like, you're not being fair, Anna Nicole Mom! And she was all getting after me in her bathrobe and like the ficus smelled like tequila and perfume and so I ran away from home for like and hour and me and Brodie were all like going to go to Vegas and be stars.
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 9:02 PM on June 14, 2013 [2 favorites]


Anna Nicole Smith's Skyscraper

I didn't believe that this was a real movie. In some way, I still think I was right.
posted by Going To Maine at 11:08 PM on June 14, 2013


The outtakes on Skyscraper are really quite depressing, actually. Especially considering how she ultimately ended up.
posted by [insert clever name here] at 11:37 PM on June 14, 2013 [1 favorite]


THE SOUNDTRACK.
posted by MeanwhileBackAtTheRanch at 12:00 AM on June 15, 2013 [1 favorite]


The music is awesome, but could have used a few more Goo Goo Dolls songs.
posted by chemoboy at 12:07 AM on June 15, 2013


Sometimes I think that Ben Affleck is really underrated as an actor. I would say that this sketch proves that.
posted by kuanes at 4:46 AM on June 15, 2013 [3 favorites]


Holy crap that was great.
posted by Sticherbeast at 7:35 AM on June 15, 2013


Anna Nicole Smith's Skyscraper

That was painful. I can't decide if the Vertigo music at the end was to heap further scorn on Smith or the video editors way of saying, "And you thought Kim Novak was wooden..."
posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI at 7:55 AM on June 15, 2013


Wow, I'm excited about this, but for different reasons. I have a good childhood friend that is in Skyscraper in the role of, and I'm not kidding, Cop That Jumps Out of Police Car and Points Handgun At The Top of Skyscraper. I need to watch/endure these outtakes to see if I can spot him...
posted by mcstayinskool at 9:31 AM on June 15, 2013


Paul Thomas Anderson claims that everything he knows about directing he learned from John Sturges’ commentary on the Bad Day at Black Rock LaserDisc. This is an exclusive, it’s never been released on any DVDs of the film, it stayed on the Criterion LD for ages — until it was ripped a while ago. So the only way anyone could ever hear this is if they had a LaserDisc player. Well, not anymore.
posted by Lanark at 10:10 AM on June 15, 2013 [4 favorites]


The music is awesome, but could have used a few more Goo Goo Dolls songs.

I'm not so sure. Using Smashing Pumpkins, "Disarm" was an inspired if creepy choice for when Ben Affleck's character kisses his new "Mom."
posted by jonp72 at 1:03 PM on June 15, 2013


I have a good childhood friend that is in Skyscraper in the role of, and I'm not kidding, Cop That Jumps Out of Police Car and Points Handgun At The Top of Skyscraper.

I sent the outtake footage linked near the top of this thread to my friend that was in Skyscraper. He responded:

"Skyscraper was filmed in 1995 at 444 S. Flower St in downtown LA.

I was 1 of 10 cop extras hired for this epic thriller starring Anna Nichol Smith & literally no one else recognizable.…

after lunch, half of the cops were screwing around and couldn't be found, so they had just 5 of us walk back & forth in a scene to make it look like there were cops all over the place…hilarious.

Anna Nicole Smith’s 90 yr. old husband had passed away 3 month prior, so she was an (obvious) train wreck on some kind of pain killers. The basis of the movie was South African terrorist taking over a building."
posted by mcstayinskool at 11:06 AM on June 19, 2013


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