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Jump the Hope
posted by Superfrankenstein at 5:35 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Superfrankenstein at 5:35 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
"Muscular on Kangaroos"
I'm not sure I want to know what this means.
posted by ambrosia at 5:35 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
I'm not sure I want to know what this means.
posted by ambrosia at 5:35 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
Jump the Hope
Isn't that a Mumford & Sons lyric?
posted by Charlemagne In Sweatpants at 5:38 PM on August 6, 2013
"Jump the Hope" sounds like a perfect Green Party slogan.
posted by DU at 5:40 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by DU at 5:40 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
"Fix the cars"
The Guardian sounds like my dad!
posted by MsDaniB at 5:40 PM on August 6, 2013 [4 favorites]
The Guardian sounds like my dad!
posted by MsDaniB at 5:40 PM on August 6, 2013 [4 favorites]
(I also got "A harder bush" which seems like another good Green slogan.)
posted by DU at 5:41 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by DU at 5:41 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
MUSCULAR ON VEGETABLES!
posted by nicebookrack at 5:41 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by nicebookrack at 5:41 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
"Nurture the bureaucrats"
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:42 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:42 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
"A bleeding-heart people"
That's the Green party alright.
"Kickstart the future"
I'm using this as the title for my upcoming Your Kickstarter Sucks FPP
"A brighter existence"
Sounds like an evil cult in a sci-fi movie.
posted by Charlemagne In Sweatpants at 5:44 PM on August 6, 2013
That's the Green party alright.
"Kickstart the future"
I'm using this as the title for my upcoming Your Kickstarter Sucks FPP
"A brighter existence"
Sounds like an evil cult in a sci-fi movie.
posted by Charlemagne In Sweatpants at 5:44 PM on August 6, 2013
"Reduce the hope"
"A bigger Asia-Pacific"
"End the tents"
"Share the bush"
When I grow up to be a mayoral candidate, it'll be as a raving eccentric clad in My Little Pony plushies.
posted by dubusadus at 5:44 PM on August 6, 2013
"A bigger Asia-Pacific"
"End the tents"
"Share the bush"
When I grow up to be a mayoral candidate, it'll be as a raving eccentric clad in My Little Pony plushies.
posted by dubusadus at 5:44 PM on August 6, 2013
"Muscular on quinoa"
Well, good for alternative grains then.
"Transparent on tents"
This seems somehow unsavory.
"Share the hipsters"
All MetaFilter will get behind this campaign, I am sure.
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:45 PM on August 6, 2013 [4 favorites]
Well, good for alternative grains then.
"Transparent on tents"
This seems somehow unsavory.
"Share the hipsters"
All MetaFilter will get behind this campaign, I am sure.
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:45 PM on August 6, 2013 [4 favorites]
"Ambivalent on schools"
"Reduce the highways"
"Build on bureaucrats"
Top lel.
posted by turbid dahlia at 5:47 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
"Reduce the highways"
"Build on bureaucrats"
Top lel.
posted by turbid dahlia at 5:47 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
"End the Wilderness"
Uh, no.
"Axe the Selfies"
Hmm, maybe.
"An Amazing Time"
Yes yes yes!!!
posted by Elly Vortex at 5:47 PM on August 6, 2013 [3 favorites]
Uh, no.
"Axe the Selfies"
Hmm, maybe.
"An Amazing Time"
Yes yes yes!!!
posted by Elly Vortex at 5:47 PM on August 6, 2013 [3 favorites]
Click Bait Shame
posted by fullerine at 5:49 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by fullerine at 5:49 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
"End the Wilderness"
This will be my party's slogan.
posted by Charlemagne In Sweatpants at 5:50 PM on August 6, 2013
"A good hope" - not the best hope, but alright.
posted by jason_steakums at 5:52 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by jason_steakums at 5:52 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
I got "Hope and Change."
Meh. No one would ever fall for that one.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 5:52 PM on August 6, 2013 [5 favorites]
Meh. No one would ever fall for that one.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 5:52 PM on August 6, 2013 [5 favorites]
"Nurture the Banks"
"Better on Vegetables"
"Encourage the Bastards"
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 5:54 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
"Better on Vegetables"
"Encourage the Bastards"
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 5:54 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
"Nurture the Bastards"
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 5:54 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 5:54 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
"A Benign People"
... which sounds like just what they want you to think.
posted by Aster at 5:56 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
... which sounds like just what they want you to think.
posted by Aster at 5:56 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
honestly, MetaFilter, I just got:
"An astounding community"
or maybe:
"A benevolent wilderness"
or:
"A tired neighbourhood"
(the non-USian 'ou' spelling really sells it)
definitely:
"A softer internet"
posted by oneswellfoop at 5:58 PM on August 6, 2013
"An astounding community"
or maybe:
"A benevolent wilderness"
or:
"A tired neighbourhood"
(the non-USian 'ou' spelling really sells it)
definitely:
"A softer internet"
posted by oneswellfoop at 5:58 PM on August 6, 2013
'Return the onesies,' which makes 'For sale: baby shoes, never worn' look like it was written by a Chatty Cathy.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 6:01 PM on August 6, 2013 [8 favorites]
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 6:01 PM on August 6, 2013 [8 favorites]
MISTER FANCY BRITCHES
wait what's going on
posted by elizardbits at 6:04 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
wait what's going on
posted by elizardbits at 6:04 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
STOP THE HONESTY
posted by Artw at 6:05 PM on August 6, 2013 [9 favorites]
posted by Artw at 6:05 PM on August 6, 2013 [9 favorites]
"Fuck the politicians"
Ah, you caught me. It didn't really come up with that one.
posted by BlueHorse at 6:05 PM on August 6, 2013
Ah, you caught me. It didn't really come up with that one.
posted by BlueHorse at 6:05 PM on August 6, 2013
"Left on Kangaroos"
This is something I'd actually consider using.
posted by elmer benson at 6:06 PM on August 6, 2013
This is something I'd actually consider using.
posted by elmer benson at 6:06 PM on August 6, 2013
FIX THE HIPSTERS
posted by Strange Interlude at 6:06 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Strange Interlude at 6:06 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
"A crueller existence" A paid presentation from the Party for Omnicidal AIs :D
posted by CyborgHag at 6:06 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by CyborgHag at 6:06 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
"Stop the Honesty" vs. "Axe the Lies" is going to be a hell of a campaign for the logicians.
posted by mrgoat at 6:08 PM on August 6, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by mrgoat at 6:08 PM on August 6, 2013 [3 favorites]
I got "hard-as-nails on playgrounds."
That sounds... problematic.
posted by Condroidulations! at 6:10 PM on August 6, 2013
That sounds... problematic.
posted by Condroidulations! at 6:10 PM on August 6, 2013
"A smoother Liberal"
"Small on hope"
"Muscular on deficits"
"End the honesty"
"Cut the economy"
"Imaginative on retirement"
"A tired world"
"A worse future"
Im pretty sure I already voted for this guy in 2008 and 2012, although that's not exactly what he said at the time.
posted by T.D. Strange at 6:12 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
"Small on hope"
"Muscular on deficits"
"End the honesty"
"Cut the economy"
"Imaginative on retirement"
"A tired world"
"A worse future"
Im pretty sure I already voted for this guy in 2008 and 2012, although that's not exactly what he said at the time.
posted by T.D. Strange at 6:12 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
My first one was actually "A Connected Future" and I thought "oh this thing's pretty good" and then it got crazy from there.
posted by gerstle at 6:13 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by gerstle at 6:13 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
(also Tough on Hospitals is my favorite so far)
posted by gerstle at 6:13 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by gerstle at 6:13 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
now for myself:
One Swell Foop*:
"Imaginative on crime"
"Trusted on boats"
"Solid on waste"
"Kickstart the cars"
"Jump the mines"
"Save the bastards"
*which is already kind of a three-word slogan
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:16 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
One Swell Foop*:
"Imaginative on crime"
"Trusted on boats"
"Solid on waste"
"Kickstart the cars"
"Jump the mines"
"Save the bastards"
*which is already kind of a three-word slogan
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:16 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
"Jump the onesies" is pretty disturbing.
posted by Jacqueline at 6:16 PM on August 6, 2013
posted by Jacqueline at 6:16 PM on August 6, 2013
"End the Budget"
"Trusted on Internets"
"Proven on Twitter"
posted by nickmark at 6:16 PM on August 6, 2013
"Trusted on Internets"
"Proven on Twitter"
posted by nickmark at 6:16 PM on August 6, 2013
"Save the Environment"
Ok, now it's getting ridiculous.
posted by nickmark at 6:18 PM on August 6, 2013
Ok, now it's getting ridiculous.
posted by nickmark at 6:18 PM on August 6, 2013
Kickstart the cars
Would this work? The Australian car industry is in trouble, and while technically Kickstarter doesn't work here could you use something like Indiegogog to raise funds for Holden?
posted by Charlemagne In Sweatpants at 6:19 PM on August 6, 2013
Would this work? The Australian car industry is in trouble, and while technically Kickstarter doesn't work here could you use something like Indiegogog to raise funds for Holden?
posted by Charlemagne In Sweatpants at 6:19 PM on August 6, 2013
I got AXE THE BOATS and I thought huh, they might actually try this.
posted by Joe in Australia at 6:20 PM on August 6, 2013 [3 favorites]
posted by Joe in Australia at 6:20 PM on August 6, 2013 [3 favorites]
"Proven on hipsters"
honest! that's what it said!
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:21 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
honest! that's what it said!
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:21 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
I had "A fairer bush" and on my second attempt "A productive era." Because I am 12 I thought, if it was really a fairer bush, wouldn't it be a reproductive era? Come on! Or in. Or whatever makes babies from better looking bushes.
I'd go home now, but I am home.
posted by cjorgensen at 6:23 PM on August 6, 2013
I'd go home now, but I am home.
posted by cjorgensen at 6:23 PM on August 6, 2013
"Ride the bush."
posted by victory_laser at 6:25 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by victory_laser at 6:25 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
"A Harder Morning."
nice.
I got "Ride the Growth". Seems somewhat lewd.
posted by mrgoat at 6:25 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
nice.
I got "Ride the Growth". Seems somewhat lewd.
posted by mrgoat at 6:25 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
I got "Ride the Growth". Seems somewhat lewd.
The Australian Sex Party is a viable 3rd party with views many MeFites would agree with.
posted by Charlemagne In Sweatpants at 6:26 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
Australian Sex Party? They are their own three word slogan. I'm on board.
posted by mrgoat at 6:28 PM on August 6, 2013
posted by mrgoat at 6:28 PM on August 6, 2013
We Are Toast!
We White Toast!
Poor White Toast!
Rich White Gravy!
Rich White Smokescreen!
Rich Black Patina!
Rich Pork Poutine!
Rigid Workout Routine!
Pleasant Root Canal!
Eerie Canal Exploration!
Epic Hangover Cure!
Yours 'Til Doomsday!
Adventure Not Withstanding!
We Are Toasting!
Frito Lay Down!
Fried Not Toasted!
Nurture the fat!
We Are Toast!
Butter That Way!
Butter For Everybody!
Predictable Postmortem Breakdown!
Sewage Fatty Embolism!
News To Nobody!
We Are Toast!
posted by Oyéah at 6:30 PM on August 6, 2013
We White Toast!
Poor White Toast!
Rich White Gravy!
Rich White Smokescreen!
Rich Black Patina!
Rich Pork Poutine!
Rigid Workout Routine!
Pleasant Root Canal!
Eerie Canal Exploration!
Epic Hangover Cure!
Yours 'Til Doomsday!
Adventure Not Withstanding!
We Are Toasting!
Frito Lay Down!
Fried Not Toasted!
Nurture the fat!
We Are Toast!
Butter That Way!
Butter For Everybody!
Predictable Postmortem Breakdown!
Sewage Fatty Embolism!
News To Nobody!
We Are Toast!
posted by Oyéah at 6:30 PM on August 6, 2013
"Ambivalent on New Zealand!"
posted by ob1quixote at 6:31 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by ob1quixote at 6:31 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
"Transparent on playgrounds"
posted by LogicalDash at 6:31 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by LogicalDash at 6:31 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
(also Tough on Hospitals is my favorite so far)
Better yet - End the Hostpitals
posted by Metro Gnome at 6:32 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
Better yet - End the Hostpitals
posted by Metro Gnome at 6:32 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
I apparently am "cooler on trees"
And that's kinda cool
posted by ShawnString at 6:34 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
And that's kinda cool
posted by ShawnString at 6:34 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
Prevent the Future!
posted by Jode at 6:58 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Jode at 6:58 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
"Nurture the Hashtags". So, there's the Twitter vote sewn up!
posted by bmarkey at 7:04 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by bmarkey at 7:04 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
William F. Buckley, Jr., crosses out "Prevent the Future." "Too concise," he murmurs.
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 7:05 PM on August 6, 2013
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 7:05 PM on August 6, 2013
Well, I thought I'd click one and get a cute "Metafilter:" tagline. And then my first try I get "Creative on waste" and I realized -- no, it's too easy.
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 7:09 PM on August 6, 2013
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 7:09 PM on August 6, 2013
"This slogan's just three words long."
posted by symbioid at 7:17 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by symbioid at 7:17 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
Sequester, baby, sequester!
posted by George_Spiggott at 7:25 PM on August 6, 2013
posted by George_Spiggott at 7:25 PM on August 6, 2013
"Dinky-di on waste"
Shouldn't that be Pinkie Pie? And what's Twilight Sparkle's position on this?
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:25 PM on August 6, 2013
Shouldn't that be Pinkie Pie? And what's Twilight Sparkle's position on this?
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:25 PM on August 6, 2013
"Dinky-di on waste"
Shouldn't that be Pinkie Pie? And what's Twilight Sparkle's position on this?
So YOU'RE the one who constantly posts pony porn in the SA's AusPol thread!
posted by Charlemagne In Sweatpants at 7:26 PM on August 6, 2013
"Right on quinoa"
...and here they misspelled quonsar...
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:27 PM on August 6, 2013
...and here they misspelled quonsar...
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:27 PM on August 6, 2013
"Encourage the slogans"
Sweet merciful crap, it's SELF-AWARE
posted by hangashore at 7:34 PM on August 6, 2013 [8 favorites]
Sweet merciful crap, it's SELF-AWARE
posted by hangashore at 7:34 PM on August 6, 2013 [8 favorites]
"Axe the wilderness"
Some word combinations just seem to fit together in strange, terrifying ways...
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:47 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
Some word combinations just seem to fit together in strange, terrifying ways...
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:47 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
A Happier Present
Build the Slogans
Change the Honesty
Ambivalent on Society
posted by Fig at 7:54 PM on August 6, 2013
Build the Slogans
Change the Honesty
Ambivalent on Society
posted by Fig at 7:54 PM on August 6, 2013
"Move the red tape"
Bzzzzzzzzz...
Disqualified; that's FOUR words.
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:08 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
Bzzzzzzzzz...
Disqualified; that's FOUR words.
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:08 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
"Ambivalent on playgrounds"
For some strange reason this seems to me like the ultimate Mitt Romney slogan.
posted by CosmicRayCharles at 8:28 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
For some strange reason this seems to me like the ultimate Mitt Romney slogan.
posted by CosmicRayCharles at 8:28 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
Looks like Anthony Weiner is covered:
"Share the selfies"
posted by CosmicRayCharles at 8:32 PM on August 6, 2013 [3 favorites]
"Share the selfies"
posted by CosmicRayCharles at 8:32 PM on August 6, 2013 [3 favorites]
"Cut the Honesty"
Truth in politics
posted by justsomebodythatyouusedtoknow at 8:32 PM on August 6, 2013
Truth in politics
posted by justsomebodythatyouusedtoknow at 8:32 PM on August 6, 2013
"Cut the Hospitals"
"A Smaller Vision"
"A Harder Existence"
Good lord, it knows I'm in Queensland (AKA the Abbot Victory Preview Tour).
posted by Jilder at 8:40 PM on August 6, 2013 [4 favorites]
"A Smaller Vision"
"A Harder Existence"
Good lord, it knows I'm in Queensland (AKA the Abbot Victory Preview Tour).
posted by Jilder at 8:40 PM on August 6, 2013 [4 favorites]
OK, I'll try it.
posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 8:40 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
"Vote quidnuc kid"What the?!
posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 8:40 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
Share the bogans! Really? You can have 'em, mate. I don't want any of them!
posted by ninazer0 at 8:41 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by ninazer0 at 8:41 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
"Fanatical on kangaroos"
Do you know ANYBODY who's moderate on kangaroos?
(I mean, you have to do something fanatical just get ON a kangaroo, let alone stay on)
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:55 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
Do you know ANYBODY who's moderate on kangaroos?
(I mean, you have to do something fanatical just get ON a kangaroo, let alone stay on)
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:55 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
Twirling Towards Freedom?
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 9:14 PM on August 6, 2013
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 9:14 PM on August 6, 2013
"Prevent the Retirees!"
"End the Hospitals!"
I think those sort of go together.
posted by Jalliah at 9:15 PM on August 6, 2013
Reduce the bastards!
No, better:
Reduce the hipsters!
Also got "Kickstart the deficit," "Save the emissions" and "Hard-as-nails on hospitals" one after another, which sounds like a Republican administration. Most depressing is tied between "Creative on trust" and "Create the refugees."
posted by ostro at 9:20 PM on August 6, 2013
No, better:
Reduce the hipsters!
Also got "Kickstart the deficit," "Save the emissions" and "Hard-as-nails on hospitals" one after another, which sounds like a Republican administration. Most depressing is tied between "Creative on trust" and "Create the refugees."
posted by ostro at 9:20 PM on August 6, 2013
"Let priests fuck"
posted by malapropist at 9:37 PM on August 6, 2013
posted by malapropist at 9:37 PM on August 6, 2013
Ohh, I love mine:
AN AWESOME UNIVERSE
Neil Degrasse Tyson is my candidate, you guys!
posted by misha at 9:48 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
AN AWESOME UNIVERSE
Neil Degrasse Tyson is my candidate, you guys!
posted by misha at 9:48 PM on August 6, 2013 [1 favorite]
"Build the deficit"
"Keen on smugglers"
"Zealous on playgrounds"
"End the economy"
"Prevent the honesty"
"End the future"
"End the wilderness"
"Axe the hipsters"
"Nurture the bastards"
"Improve the lies"
posted by Gringos Without Borders at 10:22 PM on August 6, 2013
"Keen on smugglers"
"Zealous on playgrounds"
"End the economy"
"Prevent the honesty"
"End the future"
"End the wilderness"
"Axe the hipsters"
"Nurture the bastards"
"Improve the lies"
posted by Gringos Without Borders at 10:22 PM on August 6, 2013
This makes me happy because i once made the all purpose activist banner:
"This Must Stop"
But! The extra clever bit was we sewed on tons of buttons do we could button on other words to replace "this".
It still goes to every demo in town! Works anywhere!
posted by chapps at 10:26 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
"This Must Stop"
But! The extra clever bit was we sewed on tons of buttons do we could button on other words to replace "this".
It still goes to every demo in town! Works anywhere!
posted by chapps at 10:26 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
I got A Catastrophic Morning - more an accurate description of the early hours of my first day in charge than a slogan (presumably followed by A Revolutionary Elevenses, A Counterrevolutionary Lunchtime, A Brutal Afternoon, A Desperate Teatime and An Excecution Evening).
posted by jack_mo at 10:56 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by jack_mo at 10:56 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
I just got
"Strong on GetUp"
Which... I dunno.. GetUp is pretty annoying in the way all activist organizations are, but their hearts are in the right place.
And then I got "A mindful existence", which is the perfect vaguly inspirational slogan that could win the Greens and maybe even Labor all the inner-city votes they want.
posted by Charlemagne In Sweatpants at 10:59 PM on August 6, 2013
"Strong on GetUp"
Which... I dunno.. GetUp is pretty annoying in the way all activist organizations are, but their hearts are in the right place.
And then I got "A mindful existence", which is the perfect vaguly inspirational slogan that could win the Greens and maybe even Labor all the inner-city votes they want.
posted by Charlemagne In Sweatpants at 10:59 PM on August 6, 2013
Ambivalent on tents
A bleeding-heart internet
Genuine on vegetables
Hard as nails on hipsters
Working on New Zealand
posted by nooneyouknow at 11:20 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
A bleeding-heart internet
Genuine on vegetables
Hard as nails on hipsters
Working on New Zealand
posted by nooneyouknow at 11:20 PM on August 6, 2013 [2 favorites]
Trusted by smugglers.
Why yes, yes I am. But how did they know?
posted by Purposeful Grimace at 12:01 AM on August 7, 2013 [1 favorite]
Why yes, yes I am. But how did they know?
posted by Purposeful Grimace at 12:01 AM on August 7, 2013 [1 favorite]
Evil Otto : Imaginative on boats
posted by evil otto at 12:24 AM on August 7, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by evil otto at 12:24 AM on August 7, 2013 [1 favorite]
Move the lies.
Ambivalent on trees.
Change the bastards.
A new present.
A brighter people.
An impressive existence.
Stop the internet.
Save the hope.
Change the smugglers.
Exuberant on fraud.
posted by colfax at 1:46 AM on August 7, 2013
Ambivalent on trees.
Change the bastards.
A new present.
A brighter people.
An impressive existence.
Stop the internet.
Save the hope.
Change the smugglers.
Exuberant on fraud.
posted by colfax at 1:46 AM on August 7, 2013
Well, I got "A Fearless Liberal", which is okay by me, although these days I sure don't recognise what appears to be the accepted definition of a liberal, which involves far too much whining, selective outrage and shameless hypocrisy for my taste.
posted by Decani at 2:05 AM on August 7, 2013
posted by Decani at 2:05 AM on August 7, 2013
I got "Move the Roads" followed by "A Tired Australia." Whoever adopts that platform has the cause and effect vote all sewn up. Add "A Relaxing Nap" and they'd definitely get mine.
posted by Sonny Jim at 2:43 AM on August 7, 2013
posted by Sonny Jim at 2:43 AM on August 7, 2013
Jump the wilderness
Tough on superannuation
A worse economy
posted by Mister Moofoo at 2:46 AM on August 7, 2013
Tough on superannuation
A worse economy
posted by Mister Moofoo at 2:46 AM on August 7, 2013
Except, Decani, the big-l Liberals in Australia are the tories, so liberal in the classical sense. You're dead on with the whining, selective outrage and shameless hypocrisy though.
posted by goo at 2:47 AM on August 7, 2013
posted by goo at 2:47 AM on August 7, 2013
"Transparent on internets"
"A benign industry"
"A smoother past"
"Move the honesty"
"Return the bogans"
Gold! Gold for Australia! Gold!
posted by rory at 2:52 AM on August 7, 2013
"A benign industry"
"A smoother past"
"Move the honesty"
"Return the bogans"
Gold! Gold for Australia! Gold!
posted by rory at 2:52 AM on August 7, 2013
"Stop the environment" - seems sort of self-defeating, doesn't it?
posted by tommasz at 5:36 AM on August 7, 2013
posted by tommasz at 5:36 AM on August 7, 2013
"Muscular on Immigrants". Which I am interpreting as like, we need to bulk them up? Get some musculature on them immigrants post haste! I will pretty much support any politician who wants to invest in protein shakes and megagyms to build a beefier, more powerful immigrant capable of overturning anti-immigration bullshit with one mighty hand.
posted by emmtee at 5:43 AM on August 7, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by emmtee at 5:43 AM on August 7, 2013 [1 favorite]
This is disappointing. I thought it was going to let me create my own, as it was described. Instead it just creates random, meaningless phrases.
posted by rocket88 at 5:48 AM on August 7, 2013
posted by rocket88 at 5:48 AM on August 7, 2013
This is disappointing. I thought it was going to let me create my own
"This is disappointing" - rocket88
posted by rory at 6:19 AM on August 7, 2013
"This is disappointing" - rocket88
posted by rory at 6:19 AM on August 7, 2013
"A catastrophic wilderness"
"Cut the bush"
"Hard-as-nails on tents"
posted by cp311 at 11:21 AM on August 7, 2013
"Cut the bush"
"Hard-as-nails on tents"
posted by cp311 at 11:21 AM on August 7, 2013
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Charlemagne In Sweatpants!
posted by Our Ship Of The Imagination! at 5:33 PM on August 6, 2013 [3 favorites]