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It was inevitable. We should have seen it coming. A Florida marketing genius and an Illinois company have teamed up to bring us Carlos Danger brand weiners. 100% beef, but I found no indication on the company's website that they're kosher. Carlos Danger claims that they're roughly twice as big as the average weiner!
posted by Daddy-O (26 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite
 
Well, that's just the wurst.
posted by Curious Artificer at 9:35 AM on September 5, 2013 [7 favorites]


Frankfurterly, my dear, he doesn't give a damn.
posted by XMLicious at 9:42 AM on September 5, 2013 [4 favorites]


doesn't give a *ham
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 9:42 AM on September 5, 2013 [2 favorites]


I'm sure someone will relish these, but for me, they don't really cut the mustard.
posted by eriko at 9:44 AM on September 5, 2013 [1 favorite]


My high school German is making me pronounce his name to rhyme with diner. Then I think of Bob & Debbie Whiner.
posted by Celsius1414 at 9:47 AM on September 5, 2013 [1 favorite]


They better watch out; Weiner might kick their buns.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 9:49 AM on September 5, 2013 [1 favorite]


I wonder if they paid him for rights to the name?
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 9:51 AM on September 5, 2013


Pepsi Sickly-Pink
posted by jbickers at 9:52 AM on September 5, 2013


Oh, a pun thread! I'd better ketchup while I can!
posted by briank at 9:52 AM on September 5, 2013 [1 favorite]


He's such a brat.
posted by emelenjr at 9:55 AM on September 5, 2013 [1 favorite]


Exactly the image I want in my head when I eat a hot dog.
posted by The Card Cheat at 9:55 AM on September 5, 2013


Hot dogs, in general, are gross enough without having to further associate them with a specific politician's penis.

That said, I occasionally get a hankering for a nice big Hebrew National.

But I still don't want to think about penis when I eat one.
posted by Cookiebastard at 9:56 AM on September 5, 2013


Is it too late to trademark a line of Ron Mexico...I don't know, tacos or something?
posted by The Card Cheat at 9:59 AM on September 5, 2013


Great theme song, that's all I know.
posted by Homeboy Trouble at 10:00 AM on September 5, 2013


Film pitch: a Ron Mexico/Carlos Danger buddy action movie. Tell me you wouldn't go see that.
posted by The Card Cheat at 10:05 AM on September 5, 2013 [1 favorite]


The nice thing about Hebrew Nationals ...always properly trimmed.
posted by leotrotsky at 10:06 AM on September 5, 2013 [3 favorites]


We should have seen it coming.

No thank you
posted by phaedon at 10:30 AM on September 5, 2013 [3 favorites]


Can I get these without the side order of Huma? A soggy wet bun stuck to the side of a weiner doesn't do much for me. I like my bread to have a bit of dignity.
posted by three blind mice at 10:36 AM on September 5, 2013


Ok, but the logo really needs to be a cartoon character taking pictures of the pack of weiners.
posted by planetesimal at 11:42 AM on September 5, 2013


Like politics, you probably don't want to know how this was made.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:56 AM on September 5, 2013 [1 favorite]


They're twice the size if you combine four of them. Oh!
posted by ChuckRamone at 12:09 PM on September 5, 2013


I'm starting to think he might lose this election.
posted by 4ster at 1:44 PM on September 5, 2013 [3 favorites]


Anthony Weiner has lost his pen. Does anyone know where Anthony Weiner's pen is?
posted by NedKoppel at 1:54 PM on September 5, 2013


The novelty is that you walk up and order the hot dog with ketchup and they take a picture of it and text it to you.
posted by cacofonie at 2:39 PM on September 5, 2013


A soggy wet bun stuck to the side of a weiner doesn't do much for me.


From the link: Always use a leather weiner holder, which ensures you will get the very most out of your weiner experience.

Seems like a holder might take care of some of the soggy, so with great trepidation, I googled "leather weiner holder".

Oddly enough, it wasn't rewarding.
posted by BlueHorse at 5:43 PM on September 5, 2013


still some left...

Weiners never quit.

Don't knock wurst.

And I'm being totally frank.

Is it chili here or is it me?

Let's not talk about the German politician who became a sour kraut.

And where does Oscar Mayer fit into all this?
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:06 PM on September 5, 2013 [1 favorite]


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