O.J. Simpson being investigated for theft

December 16, 2001 2:04 PM

O.J. Simpson being investigated for theft If at first you don't suceed etc. One day they will get this guy but this crime is not likely to cost him much, if in fact he gets found guilty
posted by Postroad (2 comments total)

If they declare the murders of Ron and Nicole a terrorist act, maybe they can jail his ass under the new Homeland Security Powers Act (or whatever it's called.)
posted by HTuttle at 2:12 PM on December 16, 2001

Naw. See, they're removing what's left of due process only for ordinary citizens. Rich and famous people still get off scott free.
posted by Potsy at 2:28 PM on December 16, 2001