Settlements will be paid in doubloons
October 11, 2013 6:22 PM   Subscribe

When your name is "Jamie Casino", you're pretty much required to have a commercial that looks like this (SLYT).
posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI (21 comments total) 5 users marked this as a favorite
 
Take that, you nonsensically placed childhood accessory.
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 6:28 PM on October 11, 2013


Just when you think it can't get any better, they hit you with a phone number jingle that seems like its came from another commercial with a very different tone,.
posted by thecjm at 6:34 PM on October 11, 2013 [6 favorites]


Jamie Casino is so badass, I think I just became pregnant with his child simply by watching that video.

And I'm a dude!
posted by escape from the potato planet at 6:34 PM on October 11, 2013 [4 favorites]


Jamie Casino is so badass, I think I just became pregnant with his child simply by watching that video.

You'll want to retain the services of A. Bastard, Paternity Lawyer.
posted by zippy at 7:03 PM on October 11, 2013 [3 favorites]


Is his beard drawn on with a Sharpie?
posted by Brocktoon at 7:21 PM on October 11, 2013 [2 favorites]


Well, I'm sold on his credentials. Now, if only someone could let me know whether or not I need a lawyer.
posted by sysinfo at 7:29 PM on October 11, 2013


So, Jamie Casino vs. Game of Thrones vs.Spartacus. Who wins?
posted by happyroach at 8:23 PM on October 11, 2013


Previously: I am the Hammer, they are the nails.
posted by Apropos of Something at 8:32 PM on October 11, 2013


Metal as fuck.
posted by Windopaene at 9:22 PM on October 11, 2013


From uploader comments:

The piece of the song you are hearing was licensed for this commercial. The entire song is awesome and on my ipod. In my opinion, it's better than most Metallica songs, and I am a huge fan of Metallica and G&R. Unfortunately, you won't find it in stores, but it should be

I feel like he's gonna buy a building and pipe a muzak version of it into the elevators and waiting rooms.
posted by Mizu at 11:15 PM on October 11, 2013


I want this to be part of a viral marketing campaign for Better Call Saul.
posted by palmcorder_yajna at 12:03 AM on October 12, 2013 [2 favorites]



If you're not totally convinced that Jamie Casino is the lawyer for you, you may wish to call Joel Bieber.
posted by palmcorder_yajna at 12:11 AM on October 12, 2013


I like how the car you see five seconds in when he says "car wreck" appears to have been pummeled to oblivion by a rock slide, in which case he would be suing... a mountain?
posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI at 12:36 AM on October 12, 2013


I love that a commercial plays before the commercial.
posted by sfts2 at 12:57 AM on October 12, 2013


If Kenny fucking Powers went to law school instead of the big leagues.
posted by birdherder at 3:56 AM on October 12, 2013


Lionel Hutz, but crasser mmhurica style.
posted by elpapacito at 7:52 AM on October 12, 2013


in which case he would be suing... a mountain?

Or your insurance company. I thought the commercial made that pretty clear.
posted by tylerkaraszewski at 9:21 AM on October 12, 2013 [1 favorite]


Are you saying you doubt the ability of Jamie Casino to sue a mountain? Because he totally could, he's Jamie Casino.
posted by ckape at 10:11 AM on October 12, 2013 [1 favorite]


One thing tort reform supporters complain about is "jackpot justice". I'm not sure having a trial lawyer named Jamie Casino handing out gold doubloons like candy is helping matters.
posted by ckape at 11:06 AM on October 12, 2013


I really do want a copy of that song though. There's really no way to find out who sings it?
posted by banished at 12:26 PM on October 12, 2013


banished: benefit from my Google-fu.
posted by escape from the potato planet at 1:53 PM on October 12, 2013 [1 favorite]


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