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October 16, 2013 6:42 PM   Subscribe

 
Snarking at the stupid decisions of the characters is half the fun of horror movies.
posted by COD at 7:37 PM on October 16, 2013


Next; Montagues and Capulets seek cognitive behavioral therapy.
Wedding goes as planned. Juliet becomes an architect. Romeo works in the vineyard, cooks and cares for their nine children.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 7:42 PM on October 16, 2013 [2 favorites]


I was hoping the retort to "It's finally over!" would have involved something about years of difficult and expensive therapy to help them overcome the traumatic effects of all this senseless violence.
posted by Bromius at 8:02 PM on October 16, 2013 [9 favorites]


As someone who has never so much enjoyed horror movies as endured them, I like this.
posted by sandettie light vessel automatic at 8:22 PM on October 16, 2013 [2 favorites]


1. If you haven't seen Cabin in the Woods, do so. It's pretty great.
2. It happens that Boulet just did one of his little comics on this subject.
posted by tychotesla at 8:42 PM on October 16, 2013 [8 favorites]


I'm gonna wait for backup!

...you know, maybe some of this isn't just for horror movies.
posted by dhartung at 10:42 PM on October 16, 2013 [1 favorite]


tychotesla: "1. If you haven't seen Cabin in the Woods, do so. It's pretty great.
2. It happens that Boulet just did one of his little comics on this subject.
"

Wonderfully cast, to boot. Cast can be such a let down in so many horror movies.
posted by Samizdata at 6:13 AM on October 17, 2013


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