My kind executive action.
November 30, 2013 1:51 PM   Subscribe

Clinton with an Uzi?...check.
Reagan on a velociraptor?...check.
TR taking out Big Foot?...check.
Hey, what about Abe Lincoln, riding a grizzly bear and packing an M-16?
No?!?! What kind of place is this? Oh, wait, here it is.
And many more, but for my money, nothing beats Abe on the bear. (Sort of single link Deviant Art)
posted by hwestiii (27 comments total) 31 users marked this as a favorite
 
Clinton isn't hitting shit shooting that Uzi one-handed.
posted by planetesimal at 1:54 PM on November 30, 2013


Those are some fantastic photographs, but I don't think they are real.
posted by HuronBob at 2:11 PM on November 30, 2013 [2 favorites]


You gotta love Ben Franklin Acquires Electricity (from Zeus).
posted by Ivan Fyodorovich at 2:16 PM on November 30, 2013 [4 favorites]


does the artist understand how apropos "andrew jackson, alien slayer is?
posted by ennui.bz at 2:27 PM on November 30, 2013 [1 favorite]


I'll take President Obama riding a lion while wielding a light saber and a crossbow for a thousand, Alex.
posted by postel's law at 2:46 PM on November 30, 2013


Glad to see somebody has picked up Brandon Bird's torch.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 2:51 PM on November 30, 2013 [1 favorite]


Lacks a zombie-eyed granny-starver Paul Ryan (in fact, many Charles Pierce epithets could make plausible starting points for this project).
posted by dhartung at 2:56 PM on November 30, 2013


if any President should be riding a bear (or vice-versa), it should be Teddy R., namesake of so many cute plushies (and don't let anybody tell you Winnie the Pooh was named for Winston Churchill - 'taint so!!!).

Well, here are a few T.R. Tributes, via Mental Floss (almost naturally)
posted by oneswellfoop at 3:04 PM on November 30, 2013 [1 favorite]


Must have St Walter
posted by ian1977 at 3:32 PM on November 30, 2013 [1 favorite]


Clinton should be smoking a cigar
posted by Mario Speedwagon at 3:56 PM on November 30, 2013 [3 favorites]


What's Reagan doing with an RPG-7? As if he'd soil his hands with communist hardware.
posted by ckape at 4:13 PM on November 30, 2013 [4 favorites]


Any of these would make perfect Secret Thieving Santa / White Elephant gifts.
posted by seawallrunner at 4:40 PM on November 30, 2013


Is that an M16 or an M4?
posted by Hal Mumkin at 4:59 PM on November 30, 2013


Needs George W. Bush standing on an aircraft carrier in a flight suit.

Oh, wait...
posted by tonycpsu at 5:05 PM on November 30, 2013 [6 favorites]


I like Ronald McDonald blazing blazing away in the background. Nice touch.
posted by Pudhoho at 6:06 PM on November 30, 2013 [2 favorites]


Thank you.

Just... thank you.
posted by anotherpanacea at 6:16 PM on November 30, 2013


I think TR would have befriended Bigfoot and made him Secretary of the Interior. He had his flaws, but I don't think that would be one of them.
posted by GenjiandProust at 6:27 PM on November 30, 2013 [1 favorite]


For those wondering, Clinton is not holding an UZI.

He has what appears to be a Glock 17 with an extended 30 round magazine, and a fully automatic AA-12 12-gauge combat shotgun.

Ronald McDonald appears to be holding either an older German Armburst anti-tank weapon or an older M72 launcher, but given the distance and the generic tube-ness of many antitank weapons, it is hard to say.
posted by chambers at 7:03 PM on November 30, 2013 [3 favorites]


The Reagan one looks like it has WTC wreckage at bottom left.
posted by tss at 7:09 PM on November 30, 2013 [1 favorite]


Ronald McDonald appears to be holding either an older German Armburst anti-tank weapon or an older M72 launcher, but given the distance and the generic tube-ness of many antitank weapons, it is hard to say.

I think Mr. McDonald has some kind of combat shotgun. If you look really closely, you can see the separation between the barrel and magazine tube. Also, if he had a rocket launcher, wouldn't he hold it above his shoulder, rather than against it?
posted by cosmic.osmo at 7:17 PM on November 30, 2013


I'll take President Obama riding a lion while wielding a light saber and a crossbow for a thousand, Alex.

If you notice, the light saber is both red AND blue, because he's a centrist.

The fact that Reagan's legacy is carried forward on the backs of dinosaurs is kind of subtly funny on its own.
posted by FatherDagon at 7:24 PM on November 30, 2013 [3 favorites]


Pump shotgun is a natch for Ronald McDonald.
posted by Pudhoho at 7:50 PM on November 30, 2013


Oh geez, the comments on the Obama art are just as bad as YouTube comments.
posted by FJT at 8:34 PM on November 30, 2013


Clinton should be smoking a cigar

It's not enough that his fly is down and Monica's makin' quick for her gun?

He's also got a sax strapped to his back. For after.

These are awesome.
posted by carsonb at 9:40 PM on November 30, 2013


He has what appears to be a Glock 17 with an extended 30 round magazine

Glock 18.
posted by ryanrs at 10:22 PM on November 30, 2013 [1 favorite]


I'll take President Obama clenching his birth certificate in one hand and a smoking, spent M134 Minigun in the other.
posted by Mario Speedwagon at 3:59 AM on December 1, 2013


Also, it's really interesting what google images throws up for "Neal submachine gun"
posted by Mario Speedwagon at 4:04 AM on December 1, 2013 [1 favorite]


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