I can't believe it! Nintendo!!!
December 9, 2013 3:42 AM   Subscribe

Super Mario on Ice, with Jason Bateman and Alyssa Milano
posted by timshel (12 comments total) 14 users marked this as a favorite
This is even more fun if you imagine Michael Bluth earnestly trying to get through a gig he hates to please his father, who put him up to it. Family!
posted by ignignokt at 4:11 AM on December 9, 2013 [7 favorites]

And everybody forced to wear horrid sweaters to please GOB's wife Crindy.
posted by Llama-Lime at 4:14 AM on December 9, 2013 [3 favorites]

I was going to comment on the less Brooklyn-y Italian accents years before Charles Martinet came along, but then I realized: Luigi in the game footage. Luigi being called for first. Luigi speaking first. Luigi using the weapon. And not just here - remember this?

All that, years before even Mario is Missing, let alone the Year of Luigi.
posted by BiggerJ at 4:28 AM on December 9, 2013 [2 favorites]

I should want to cook him a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.
posted by middleclasstool at 5:02 AM on December 9, 2013 [6 favorites]

I can believe it; however, I can't believe I never noticed the similarities between King Koopa and Mr. Belvedere before.
posted by Nanukthedog at 5:49 AM on December 9, 2013 [5 favorites]

More like Super Mario on acid.
posted by dirtdirt at 5:59 AM on December 9, 2013

Princess (Toadstool? Peach?) being an impersonation of Mae West was an interesting choice.
posted by broken wheelchair at 6:54 AM on December 9, 2013

Jason Bateman has never not been a total Dad.
posted by jason_steakums at 7:45 AM on December 9, 2013 [1 favorite]

I'm scared and feel like I need some orange slices and a cool, dark room to lie down in.
posted by The Whelk at 8:13 AM on December 9, 2013

That's odd, I always imagined that King Koopa sounded more like the lead singer from Jellyfish.
posted by ckape at 11:01 AM on December 9, 2013

The Princess is Shaye Saint John levels of horrifying.
posted by chrominance at 4:08 PM on December 9, 2013

....that Jellyfish song was actually pretty awesome.
posted by Rev. Syung Myung Me at 7:10 PM on December 9, 2013

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