January 5, 2002
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Jesus has his own Live Journal. Well, he has two of them, apparently. Or maybe three. Jesus is like a maniac with the blogging.
posted by RylandDotNet (11 comments total)
Someone has too much time on his hands...and it's not Jesus.

*teasing grin*

I suppose that with an eternity in the afterlife, you've gotta find something to do with your time. *laugh*
posted by NsJen at 6:21 PM on January 5, 2002

But does Jesus have his Metafilter login yet?
posted by fuq at 6:40 PM on January 5, 2002

Maybe Jesus is working through them! Think about it! A psycho pentecostal woman who murdered my brother's pet rat that lived in a cage on our back porch said that Jesus was working through her when she did that! She said that Satan lives in all rats, snakes, and red-haired girls...!
posted by Katy Action at 6:42 PM on January 5, 2002

Jesus has an online journal.
posted by keli at 6:56 PM on January 5, 2002

well, theres mr jesus and theres sweet jesus and theres baby jesus (actually theres two), and then theres jesus812 and electric jesus and then theres just jesus.
posted by atom128 at 7:43 PM on January 5, 2002

Jesus has an online journal.

And it's pretty funny, too. For example:

Listening to: the Doobie Brothers. Man, I am Just Alright.

Watching: The Prophecy (again). I just wish Satan looked like Viggo Mortensen in real life, is all I'm sayin'.

Eating: this fudge that Mom made. It isn't very good.

posted by diddlegnome at 7:50 PM on January 5, 2002

Back in the day, circa 1996-7, there was a really early online blog run by jesus that I used to read (I can't find an archive of it anywhere) - I still remember one of the entries, it went something like this: "Got arrested last night by an undercover prostitute. damn, I don't remember making those..."
posted by panopticon at 10:55 PM on January 5, 2002

If you are a woman with too much time on your hands, you can bathe with Jesus.
posted by colt45 at 11:04 PM on January 5, 2002

Yeah, Jesus.com is OK, but I like his old stuff better.
posted by RylandDotNet at 1:32 AM on January 6, 2002

No wonder I have such a weakness for red haired girls...
I love MeFi!
posted by roboto at 5:49 AM on January 6, 2002

There's also the real jesus at diaryland and geocities.
posted by hades at 12:16 AM on January 8, 2002

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