"It's a tough job."

January 29, 2014 10:05 PM

"Men have very nasty reactions to finding out the women they are paying to arouse them would 100% never be aroused by them." Stripper FAQ. Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4. [NSFW]

Part 1

• How often do the strip poles get cleaned?
• Were strippers mostly friends or bitches to each other? Would you hang outside of work?
• Were you ever injured or did you see other injuries? What kind of toll does the work take on you physically?
• How many strippers are actually paying their way through college?
• Describe the nicest guest you interacted with.
• What's the best/worst stripper name you've heard?
• Do you think of men differently now?
• How intertwined is drug culture with stripping?
• Is there any sort of requirement you need to become a stripper?
• What is the most practical problem with stripping as a job?

Part 2

• How much did you make a night on average?
• What's with the abuse of grooms at beach parties?
• What do you think about when you're doing it? Are you feeling sexy or really just thinking about your shopping or...?
• Do they really keep the clubs cold to make the customers drink more and make the dancers’ boobies perky?
• How do relationships work? Are guys jealous of your clients?
• Do you know of any women who lied about being 18, and did they end up getting in trouble? Is that a common occurrence?
• Have you actually ever grown attached to one of your customers?
• Are there a lot of queer women working as strippers?
• Are there any emotional aspects to it? Do you ever get sad? Or is it just a job?
• To put it bluntly, how much and when should I be tipping?

Part 3

• Have you, or a co-worker, ever sharted while dancing?
• I'm not a fan of strip clubs, but have been dragged to them. Is there any good way to signal "I'd rather be left alone"?
• What do you guys do as a routine when it's that time of the month?
• Did you have any dance background?
• What are your honest feelings about having straight women in the club?
• Have you ever bumped into someone you know while working there?
• If a girl was wishing to start out, what would you say to her?
• How do you learn to pole dance? Is it something you need to learn before becoming a stripper?
• Is there a 'dress code' or do you get to choose what you want to wear?

Part 4

• How do I become a stripper?
• How old is "too old" in the stripping industry?
• What was the most gruelling task a stripper has to complete?
• Can you say "No" if you find someone repulsive or unlikeable?
• Do you ever get clients who just talk to strippers because they feel lonely?
• Why did you decide to do that job?
• If a girl was wishing to start out, what would you say to her?
• How do you learn to pole dance? Is it something you need to learn before becoming a stripper?
• Is there a 'dress code' or do you get to choose what you want to wear?

The original post: "I was a stripper for 10 years at over 100 clubs across the US. I'm going to do a strip club FAQ if there's a real interest in it. Do you have any questions about strippers/strip clubs?"

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