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February 13, 2014 3:02 PM   Subscribe

Pornhub comments on valentines (SLT, N-entirely-SFW)
posted by moorooka (10 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: This doesn't seem to have any redeeming value beyond pointing and laughing. -- restless_nomad



 
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And noting more sexy then when you sawllow the baby soup.
posted by yoink at 3:15 PM on February 13, 2014 [10 favorites]


Gross.
posted by sibboleth at 3:17 PM on February 13, 2014


Nice dick, asshole.
posted by 256 at 3:22 PM on February 13, 2014


Wow, 'vagina is home of penis', such dazzling insight. It's almost poetic.
posted by Ned G at 3:25 PM on February 13, 2014


Metafilter: We have some fantastic genetic stock on display here.
posted by Longtime Listener at 3:26 PM on February 13, 2014


Damn girl you twerking that genetic ass like Monsanto in here.
posted by oceanjesse at 3:29 PM on February 13, 2014


Really, how could Hallmark have missed using the phrase "baby soup"?
posted by Nelson at 3:31 PM on February 13, 2014


I just want it to be Saturday already, please? Pretty please with a penus on it?
posted by infini at 3:35 PM on February 13, 2014 [1 favorite]


Crap. I got this batch mixed up with my third-grader's Transformers cards for like the third year in a row. How embarrassing.
posted by item at 3:36 PM on February 13, 2014 [2 favorites]


Genetics - I do not think that word means what you think it means.
posted by benzenedream at 3:36 PM on February 13, 2014


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