The tails sometimes look like little poops

April 3, 2014 9:05 AM

A facebook page for fans of and pictures of hamster butts (SLFB). Most posts are in Japanese but you're not going for the text.
posted by C^3 (16 comments total)

I am very disappointed that this post's title is not "Guess What?".
posted by benito.strauss at 9:14 AM on April 3, 2014 [13 favorites]

If you're not using Google Translate you're missing out:

• Hamuketsu that on the point of entering into vanity.
• Hamuketsu a bandsman. His charge is the base.
• The ... ♪ but is somewhat small ass
• Rather than a cute, It is an excellent "ass".

posted by theodolite at 9:20 AM on April 3, 2014 [5 favorites]

Any chance at all to leave my favorite constant earwom of all time! (Hamster-related).
posted by Kitteh at 9:23 AM on April 3, 2014 [2 favorites]

I like that I can't understand the captions. It allows me to imagine they were all actually written by hamsters.
posted by Atom Eyes at 9:32 AM on April 3, 2014 [3 favorites]

I am very disappointed that this post's title is not "Guess What?".

Yeah, that would be good, but the correct answer is "And I cannot lie."
posted by Horace Rumpole at 9:33 AM on April 3, 2014 [4 favorites]

Johan Jacobsson likes ハムケツ.

You got that right, Activity Log!
posted by soundofsuburbia at 9:38 AM on April 3, 2014 [2 favorites]

Kitteh, that was the wrong earworm.
posted by k5.user at 9:39 AM on April 3, 2014 [1 favorite]

Oh, I was totally gonna do that one, but I can never ever resist "Hamster on a Piano."

Ever.
posted by Kitteh at 9:43 AM on April 3, 2014 [1 favorite]

Geeze, MetaFilter! I'm already a little behind in my work; this will not help!
posted by GenjiandProust at 10:04 AM on April 3, 2014 [1 favorite]

That this originated in Japan comes as no surprise.
posted by tommasz at 10:04 AM on April 3, 2014

RULE 34
posted by quonsar II: smock fishpants and the temple of foon at 10:10 AM on April 3, 2014

When I visited Japan, I found a stationery set with a photo of a hamster with some strawberries and the following text:

GOOD-MORNING HAMSTERS!
TIME TO START YOUR BUSY DAY.
WELL, YOU CAN TRY TO EAT SOME STRAWBERRY.

YOU CAN BE ENJOYED AGAIN AND AGAIN!
CHILDREN WILL LOVE TO JOIN-IN
WITH THEIR HAMSTERS.

I never figured out what "you can be enjoyed again and again" referred to. For sanity's sake I'm going to assume it's completely unconnected to the hamster butt gallery.
posted by Metroid Baby at 10:40 AM on April 3, 2014 [6 favorites]

needs more mega-ball sacs! :P
posted by kliuless at 10:55 AM on April 3, 2014

All together one more time: da da dah da da dah dah, da da Dah da, da da da
posted by sammyo at 11:07 AM on April 3, 2014

As a veteran owner of many hamsters during my teens, I feel like I need to be looking for "wet tail."
posted by kimberussell at 11:11 AM on April 3, 2014 [1 favorite]

I never realised hamsters were so pornographic. I would like to wash out my brain now.
posted by Athanassiel at 4:44 PM on April 6, 2014