Road trip!!!

April 12, 2014 8:13 AM

Monday, Sam and his party set out for Rochester and Chatham, where they told ghost stories. On Tuesday he had a boat trip, got drunk, and kissed all the ladies. Wednesday he met a singing parrot and enjoyed some music but was a little distracted by Rebecca. More snogging and joking with friends. Thursday it was goodbye to Rebecca with a pang of guilt, and on the way home he stole some beer and played some practical jokes. So to bed very sleepy for last night’s work, concluding that it is the pleasantest journey in all respects that ever I had in my life.
posted by bq (4 comments total)

Just casually mention your church doors are covered in flayed human flesh, that's fine the REAL scary thing is a pillow.
posted by The Whelk at 8:33 AM on April 12, 2014 [1 favorite]

You make him sound like a hobbit.
posted by stavrogin at 8:45 AM on April 12, 2014

For the Edible Book festival I make a cake diary and covered it with marshmallow Peeps.

I think two people out of 60 got the joke.
posted by The otter lady at 9:43 AM on April 12, 2014 [3 favorites]

You can also keep up with Sam by following his Twitter feed.
posted by oneirodynia at 9:47 AM on April 12, 2014 [1 favorite]