Data probably does have a fully-functional pornoraphic memory

April 19, 2014 3:52 PM

Remember Texts From Last Night? This is that, with added Star Trek: The Next Generation. (Via io9)
posted by Mezentian (19 comments total)

CORTEX, SARA C

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
posted by The Whelk at 3:56 PM on April 19, 2014 [2 favorites]

Man, is it just me or is Tumblr the worst format for *anything*? I see some great content on there, but generally it is impossible to tell where it has come from, you can't comment on anything, you can't navigate around it in a sane manner (No 'go to first post' button).....
posted by Canageek at 4:03 PM on April 19, 2014 [8 favorites]

you can always just go to the archive of a tumblr page to get to the beginning. commenting does suck and is more geared towards reblogging and putting the comment on your own tumblr.
posted by nadawi at 4:10 PM on April 19, 2014

There's a Texts from Last Night tumblr (or two or three) for pretty much any fandom you can think of. Hannibal, Sherlock, Game of Thrones, etc.
posted by kmz at 4:34 PM on April 19, 2014

I so badly want to believe that this is an actual evening in the Riker-Troi household.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 4:42 PM on April 19, 2014 [6 favorites]

This is pretty damn great.
posted by Faint of Butt at 4:44 PM on April 19, 2014

You're right captain, soup IS delicious.
posted by Phredward at 6:22 PM on April 19, 2014 [2 favorites]

Truth in Tumblr.
posted by Halloween Jack at 7:12 PM on April 19, 2014 [2 favorites]

OK- I'm not sure that DS9 tumblr counts. It's just actual DS9 dialogue.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 7:56 PM on April 19, 2014 [5 favorites]

androids never have performance issues.
posted by bruce at 8:07 PM on April 19, 2014 [1 favorite]

I don't recall Lesbian being a unit of speed in Trek.
But, to be fair, I did a lot of technobabble in the '90s.
posted by Mezentian at 8:16 PM on April 19, 2014

No, no- I think it's a metaphor. You know, like the whole parsecs thing in Star Wars.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:32 PM on April 19, 2014 [1 favorite]

wasn't there a twitter that was essentially this? it was just like tweets from tng?

on preview, i'm thinking of this possibly... but that still doesn't seem right.
posted by emptythought at 9:31 PM on April 19, 2014

I know it's in the FPP title but this one is seriously killing me. There is no Data like sassy Data.
posted by olinerd at 7:31 AM on April 20, 2014

Looking at this one, I suddenly realized that Felicia Day is simply young Beverly Crusher.

Not sure about the impact on the timeline, but thanks for bringing us The Guild, doctor.
posted by the sobsister at 8:45 AM on April 20, 2014 [2 favorites]

Crossover!
posted by Halloween Jack at 9:36 AM on April 20, 2014

Riker is really god's gift to this medium.
posted by BrashTech at 11:16 AM on April 20, 2014 [6 favorites]

Yes, you can, Lwaxana; oh, yes, you can.

This has been the cure for a really bad week. Thank you so much, Mezentian.
posted by The Underpants Monster at 5:40 PM on April 20, 2014 [1 favorite]

emptythought: maybe you're thinking of TNG Season 8?
posted by bluesapphires at 5:59 PM on April 20, 2014