Also, you will get your period soon.
April 22, 2014 11:04 PM   Subscribe

Did anyone else imagine this being recited in Tina Belcher's voice?
posted by Greg_Ace at 11:51 PM on April 22, 2014 [13 favorites]

"More sincerely felt and less self-indulgent than the entire oeuvre of Augusten Burroughs," I intoned eagerly.
posted by gingerest at 12:10 AM on April 23, 2014 [3 favorites]

What a coincidence, I just finished telling a group of my friends about my 12-year-old self's Very Serious Plan to Marry Billy Corgan.
posted by Pizzarina Sbarro at 12:42 AM on April 23, 2014 [1 favorite]

“Geeves, you are the best,” Ashton concluded. “After Marisa, of course,” Ashton added.

The police then sterny arrested him for Statuatory Rape.
posted by Mezentian at 5:36 AM on April 23, 2014 [1 favorite]

"Melissia" may not have been punked, but I'm pretty sure I just was.
posted by panglos at 12:49 PM on April 23, 2014

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