Also, you will get your period soon.
April 22, 2014 11:04 PM   Subscribe

 
Did anyone else imagine this being recited in Tina Belcher's voice?
posted by Greg_Ace at 11:51 PM on April 22, 2014 [13 favorites]


"More sincerely felt and less self-indulgent than the entire oeuvre of Augusten Burroughs," I intoned eagerly.
posted by gingerest at 12:10 AM on April 23, 2014 [3 favorites]


What a coincidence, I just finished telling a group of my friends about my 12-year-old self's Very Serious Plan to Marry Billy Corgan.
posted by Pizzarina Sbarro at 12:42 AM on April 23, 2014 [1 favorite]


Holy shit I don't know if I can stand this.
posted by odinsdream at 4:39 AM on April 23, 2014


“Geeves, you are the best,” Ashton concluded. “After Marisa, of course,” Ashton added.

The police then sterny arrested him for Statuatory Rape.
THE END.
posted by Mezentian at 5:36 AM on April 23, 2014 [1 favorite]




Whoa is that really the same person?
posted by odinsdream at 9:19 AM on April 23, 2014


"Melissia" may not have been punked, but I'm pretty sure I just was.
posted by panglos at 12:49 PM on April 23, 2014


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