Lyttle Lytton 2014
April 27, 2014 8:45 AM Subscribe
(I hadn't read through the entries before posting this. Upon reading, my entry is listed on this page as a runner-up. If this is a problem, mods, feel free to delete this post.)
posted by LSK at 9:09 AM on April 27, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by LSK at 9:09 AM on April 27, 2014 [1 favorite]
Ooh, I want to read a fanfic of the conversation between Ghost Obama and Clint Eastwood. Here's the script and video of the performance if anyone is so inclined (I forgot he walked out in front of a big "Bad Ass Western Eastwood" image. Hoo-rah!)
posted by filthy light thief at 9:11 AM on April 27, 2014
posted by filthy light thief at 9:11 AM on April 27, 2014
Best contest crop in years.
“Well, this is passing strange,” thought Shakespeare as he saw the dead body of the lady in Stratford-upon-Avon, “and methinks it dost bear investigating.”
posted by Iridic at 9:17 AM on April 27, 2014 [2 favorites]
“Well, this is passing strange,” thought Shakespeare as he saw the dead body of the lady in Stratford-upon-Avon, “and methinks it dost bear investigating.”
posted by Iridic at 9:17 AM on April 27, 2014 [2 favorites]
"fiery alabaster eyes." True Genius.
posted by marienbad at 9:31 AM on April 27, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by marienbad at 9:31 AM on April 27, 2014 [1 favorite]
The words "meaty heat" will stick with me for a loooong time...
posted by rock swoon has no past at 9:33 AM on April 27, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by rock swoon has no past at 9:33 AM on April 27, 2014 [2 favorites]
I agree that this is the best set in years. I'm going to be laughing about those pesky Crime Lads for months to come.
posted by workingdankoch at 10:04 AM on April 27, 2014
posted by workingdankoch at 10:04 AM on April 27, 2014
Apparently my entry didn't cut the mustard:
"Great. More urine" sighed Vince as the last donut slid greasily from the conveyor of the suspiciously shiny Fry-King, rented just for the occasion.
I'm gonna blame it on an especially strong year.
posted by sourwookie at 10:52 AM on April 27, 2014 [4 favorites]
"Great. More urine" sighed Vince as the last donut slid greasily from the conveyor of the suspiciously shiny Fry-King, rented just for the occasion.
I'm gonna blame it on an especially strong year.
posted by sourwookie at 10:52 AM on April 27, 2014 [4 favorites]
I love that "click to remove commentary" button. Can we get one of those over on Youtube?
posted by device55 at 12:18 PM on April 27, 2014
posted by device55 at 12:18 PM on April 27, 2014
Crime Lads = band name
posted by philip-random at 2:38 PM on April 27, 2014
posted by philip-random at 2:38 PM on April 27, 2014
"Yes, a particularly fine field this year," he repeated, carefully pulling the hammer back.
posted by Suddenly, elf ass at 2:41 PM on April 27, 2014
posted by Suddenly, elf ass at 2:41 PM on April 27, 2014
Now I can't shake the mental image of the president chuckling like Dr. Hibbert.
posted by DoctorFedora at 3:00 PM on April 27, 2014
posted by DoctorFedora at 3:00 PM on April 27, 2014
As usual, the various runner-uppy-other-categoryey entries are significantly better in my opinion than the one chosen as the actual winner. But I don't want judge too harshly as I always enjoy this contest in any case.
posted by Anything at 3:14 PM on April 27, 2014
posted by Anything at 3:14 PM on April 27, 2014
'grownup lovedance'
posted by Anything at 3:16 PM on April 27, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by Anything at 3:16 PM on April 27, 2014 [1 favorite]
I too am weirdly amused by the last one.
posted by Anything at 3:25 PM on April 27, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by Anything at 3:25 PM on April 27, 2014 [1 favorite]
Obama chuckled...
(Strange that nobody had made that yet)(?)
posted by Flashman at 5:19 PM on April 27, 2014
(Strange that nobody had made that yet)(?)
posted by Flashman at 5:19 PM on April 27, 2014
Strong crop of entries this year, but damn, they all got they ass beat by the found entries.
Birth defects affect us all, but particularly families with children who have birth defects.
Preach it, NIH.
posted by Mayor West at 5:00 AM on April 28, 2014
Birth defects affect us all, but particularly families with children who have birth defects.
Preach it, NIH.
posted by Mayor West at 5:00 AM on April 28, 2014
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