Emoji Fortune Generator
May 16, 2014 6:21 PM   Subscribe

 
This is very much like an alethiometer.
posted by showbiz_liz at 6:24 PM on May 16, 2014 [15 favorites]


Baby
Baby
Pirate?
posted by The White Hat at 6:35 PM on May 16, 2014 [1 favorite]


Is this the modern version of the I Ching? The iChing, as it were?
posted by codacorolla at 6:38 PM on May 16, 2014 [10 favorites]


pig2 pouting cat fire
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 6:38 PM on May 16, 2014


BABY BOTTLE - PERSON FROWNING - CROSSED FLAGS

welp.
posted by LobsterMitten at 6:42 PM on May 16, 2014 [1 favorite]


Saxophone Meat On Bone No Mobile Phones

Rhyming jackpot!
posted by CKmtl at 6:43 PM on May 16, 2014 [3 favorites]


TOILET POLICE CAR REPEAT

You stay out of my business, emoji.
posted by angerbot at 6:49 PM on May 16, 2014 [5 favorites]


On the other hand, ICE CREAM UNLOCK PALM TREE sounds pretty promising.
posted by LobsterMitten at 6:50 PM on May 16, 2014 [1 favorite]


Roller coaster race horse kissing heart.

That, my friends, is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe...
posted by Alexandra Kitty at 7:10 PM on May 16, 2014


I don't know, Goat Cop Eight sounds like a winner.
posted by promptcurry at 7:10 PM on May 16, 2014 [3 favorites]


I am reading all of these in my head to the tune of "88 Lines About 44 Women."
posted by nicebookrack at 7:11 PM on May 16, 2014 [2 favorites]


SCHOOL SATCHEL
SEAT SIGNAL
STRENGTH

Sure!
posted by rtha at 7:19 PM on May 16, 2014


SEE NO EVIL - SMIRK CAT - WAVE describes a frequent condition in our house.
posted by LobsterMitten at 7:20 PM on May 16, 2014


HEART EYES PIG NOSE PRAY

One Woman's Search for Everything Across The Nose-To-Tail Food Trend
posted by Room 641-A at 7:21 PM on May 16, 2014 [3 favorites]


SLEEPY BAGGAGE CLAIM LEOPARD

These are real problems at some airports; don't laugh!
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:23 PM on May 16, 2014 [2 favorites]


COUPLE WITH HEART FIST HAMSTER

(ouch, poor guy)
posted by 23skidoo at 7:27 PM on May 16, 2014 [2 favorites]


Dog Information Desk Person Fried Shrimp took me a long time to parse. But not quite as long as Heart Eyed Cat Registered Point Right, or Blowfish White Square Button Sandal.
posted by ChuraChura at 7:31 PM on May 16, 2014


airplane dog2 person frowning

✈️🐕🙍

yeah that sounds about right, tbh. it's like a small story.
posted by raihan_ at 7:35 PM on May 16, 2014 [1 favorite]



Current Mood: 8BALL FACEPUNCH ES
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:38 PM on May 16, 2014


🚶🚶🚶
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:38 PM on May 16, 2014 [1 favorite]


this has also been referred to as a great Band Name Generator...

clock430 fuelpump book

convenience store corn blue car

scream first quarter moon panda face

It's like next year's Coachella lineup...
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:46 PM on May 16, 2014 [1 favorite]


MAILBOX WITH NO MAIL TRAM JAPANESE OGRE

Isn't there an actual Japanese folk tale about a mail-stealing ogre?
posted by Metroid Baby at 7:51 PM on May 16, 2014 [2 favorites]


SLOT MACHINE NAME BADGE WAXING GIBBOUS MOON

Huh, what a coincidence, that's also my porn name.
posted by desjardins at 7:52 PM on May 16, 2014 [3 favorites]


I was ready to declare CALLING ICE CREAM LIPSTICK to be the best I had gotten, but then

VERTICAL TRAFFIC LIGHT SMILEY CAT INFORMATION DESK PERSON
posted by jeudi at 7:52 PM on May 16, 2014 [1 favorite]


CROWN O SNAKE!
posted by LobsterMitten at 7:54 PM on May 16, 2014


Oh, wait: THREE GOAT CHILDREN CROSSING. This is one troll short of an actual fairy tale.
posted by jeudi at 7:54 PM on May 16, 2014


😠 🔥 📅 (ANGRY FIRE DATE)

This can only go well.

Edit: 😥 🏊 😻 (DISAPPOINTED RELIEVED SWIMMER HEART EYES CAT). Sounds like an Onion headline.
posted by Rangi at 7:58 PM on May 16, 2014 [1 favorite]


DOUGHNUT O POOP

sigh.
posted by Room 641-A at 7:59 PM on May 16, 2014 [2 favorites]


ONCOMING TAXI REGISTERED TROPHY
posted by EvaDestruction at 8:12 PM on May 16, 2014


CN BOOK EGG
🇨🇳 📖 🍳
posted by moss at 9:11 PM on May 16, 2014


Now that you mention it putting three hits of acid on a strip of paper in a fortune cookie would be awesome.
posted by nanojath at 9:15 PM on May 16, 2014


Saxophone Meat On Bone No Mobile Phones

We didn't start the fi-ire...
posted by nanojath at 9:17 PM on May 16, 2014 [3 favorites]


My emoji fortune is 🌁 😬 😡 (foggy grimacing rage) — http://emojifortun.es/

Seems like a very San Francisco fortune.

And noooo bile riding this weekend:
My emoji fortune is 🔪 😮 🚲 (hocho open mouth bike) — http://emojifortun.es/
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 9:20 PM on May 16, 2014


It might be fun to borrow someone's radio transmitter and start reciting these
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 9:57 PM on May 16, 2014 [1 favorite]


🔣 👹 🔁 (symbols japanese ogre repeat)

feels like the site is talking to me now
posted by raihan_ at 9:58 PM on May 16, 2014


Snake On Tomato. Almost disappointingly coherent given the others I've seen here.
posted by wanderingmind at 10:06 PM on May 16, 2014 [1 favorite]


Love letter > iPhone > love hotel

Trophy princess credit card
posted by malapropist at 10:08 PM on May 16, 2014


Fearful oncoming bus hand
posted by Mister Moofoo at 10:42 PM on May 16, 2014


Huh, all I got was box box box?
posted by Joe Chip at 10:43 PM on May 16, 2014 [1 favorite]


RAM GREEN HEART ROOSTER
posted by wilberforce at 2:36 AM on May 17, 2014


DOUGHNUT O POOP

Not the most pleasant Stereotypical Irish Cop name I've heard.
posted by JHarris at 2:37 AM on May 17, 2014


BUSTS IN SILHOUETTE CLOCK930 CLOCK830

Some kind of secret time-travel society?
posted by wilberforce at 2:37 AM on May 17, 2014


INTERROBANG SCREAM CATHOUSE

I come home one day and my two cats have become human sized, and taken over the house. Hilarity ensues!
posted by maryrussell at 4:13 AM on May 17, 2014


MAILBOX WITH NO MAIL TWO STARS

Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan should consider this a warning to abandon any planned "You've Got Mail" sequel.
posted by tapeguy at 4:58 AM on May 17, 2014


this has also been referred to as a great Band Name Generator...

I prefer to think of it as a great Apple App Generator. So, instead of appending "in bed" to everything the way we used to do back in the dumbphone stone ages, we should now hilariously append "Get the App!"

DOG2 CHESTNUT TELEPHONE RECEIVER -- Get the App!

GAME DIE SLEEPY POINT UP -- Get the App!

DVD HOTEL CIRCUS TENT -- Get the App!

SWEAT DROPS NEW POUTING CAT -- Get the App!
posted by taz at 5:13 AM on May 17, 2014 [1 favorite]


Poop sound OK hand
posted by nathancaswell at 6:06 AM on May 17, 2014 [1 favorite]


NO MOBILE PHONES STATUE OF LIBERTY HOUSE WITH GARDEN
posted by cooker girl at 6:50 AM on May 17, 2014


FOGGY/ONCOMING TAXI/BROKEN HEART

As good as 'For sale:baby shoes, never worn' , with one less word!
posted by Fig at 7:17 AM on May 17, 2014 [4 favorites]


Smoking Statue of Liberty Punch

Blowfish On Spaghetti

Closed Lock With Key Soon Disappointed

Milky Way Toilet Trumpet

Curry Mushroom Pizza

Rage Wedding Poop
posted by Foosnark at 8:30 AM on May 17, 2014 [1 favorite]


MAILBOX WITH NO MAIL TWO STARS

Emoji was predictable and disappointing. Two stars.
posted by Room 641-A at 9:12 AM on May 17, 2014


Honeybee heartbeat light rail. It's like it knows my soul.
posted by Skwirl at 9:23 AM on May 17, 2014 [2 favorites]


OK MAG RIGHT RICE

ID HONEYBEE THREE

I love these!
posted by drinkyclown at 2:33 PM on May 17, 2014


🔮🍪👍
posted by unliteral at 7:15 PM on May 18, 2014


PERSON FROWNING PENGUIN TRUCK

In a thousand pages you couldn't write a story as beautiful.
posted by billybunny at 7:30 PM on May 18, 2014


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