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May 19, 2014 9:17 AM   Subscribe

Here's a high-heeled shoe that thinks it's a car!

Or is it a car that thinks it's a shoe?

I guess it's up to us to decide. What do you think Mefi?
posted by Naberius at 9:40 AM on May 19, 2014

posted by Devonian at 10:00 AM on May 19, 2014 [3 favorites]

Is there something more to this or have I missed the point?
posted by marienbad at 10:03 AM on May 19, 2014 [8 favorites]

Weird post.

His tweets remind me of Jack Handey, though:

"I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page that you can lick that tastes like Kool-Aid." - JH
posted by Debaser626 at 10:21 AM on May 19, 2014 [1 favorite]

Desert Bluffs Avenue

'nuff said
posted by ChurchHatesTucker at 11:19 AM on May 19, 2014 [1 favorite]

Yeah, I thought the Night Vale vibe was pretty clear from the beginning. Not quite the same, but in the style of that friendly desert community's newscasts.
posted by filthy light thief at 11:39 AM on May 19, 2014

Devonian: ts;dnr

Too Silly; Do Not Resuscitate?
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:15 PM on May 19, 2014 [1 favorite]

My guess:

Too Stupid; DidN't Read

...a useful abbreviation I've been feeling a need for, more and more often in the blue these days..
posted by Rash at 3:51 PM on May 19, 2014

Man, this place has sure dropped its standards ever since the moderators were let go.
posted by Thorzdad at 4:09 PM on May 19, 2014 [2 favorites]

Desert town? I-191? Must be quite a long spur line to come from New England...
posted by Earthtopus at 5:10 PM on May 19, 2014

It's 2043; New England IS a desert by then (what parts aren't now part of the Atlantic Ocean).
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:23 PM on May 19, 2014

They'd better start planning to build that before whatever makes that happen happens then; I'd imagine it takes a little while to get interstates off the ground.
posted by Earthtopus at 6:33 PM on May 19, 2014

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