Feeding the leaping lizards of Oz

January 18, 2002 8:22 AM

Feeding the leaping lizards of Oz Seems like the fellow from Delaware had nothing else to feed his flesh eating 6 ft. long monitor lizard. And what did you serve your pets today?
posted by marc-hamilton (14 comments total)

I believe the French call it 'le double-post'.
posted by Danelope at 8:25 AM on January 18, 2002

Get your war on!
posted by starvingartist at 8:25 AM on January 18, 2002

I believe the Latvians call it 'La triple-post'.
posted by websavvy at 8:28 AM on January 18, 2002

Three panels for starvingartist:

<Guy at computer> Holy fuck! Can you believe those fucking monitor lizards!? They're eating people!

<Woman on phone> Holy shit, I know! I wonder if this qualifies as 'evil'. Maybe Bush will declare a War on Lizards!

<Guy at computer> Can you fucking believe it!?
posted by Danelope at 8:29 AM on January 18, 2002

Been there done that :p
posted by Trik at 8:31 AM on January 18, 2002

I goofed - shoud have check more carefully. My apologies to all.
posted by marc-hamilton at 8:34 AM on January 18, 2002

Now I lay newly
departed, came to be a
Monitor morsel
posted by y2karl at 8:37 AM on January 18, 2002

'moderately nibbled'

still makes me smile.
posted by Frasermoo at 8:45 AM on January 18, 2002

y2karl...thanks for my first laugh of the day. Great haiku!
posted by msacheson at 8:47 AM on January 18, 2002

what the hell ever happened to DoublePostGuy, anyway?
posted by christian at 9:27 AM on January 18, 2002

Posting guide for fuckwits:

1. Read Metafilter.
2. Post to Metafilter.
posted by godidog at 9:36 AM on January 18, 2002

Christian: I've been at the Betty Ford clinic for a few months, if you know what I mean...

DOUBLEPOST!!
posted by DoublePostGuy at 9:49 AM on January 18, 2002

Hurrah for DPG! He's back!
posted by viama at 9:58 AM on January 18, 2002

the lizard of oz :) i really like the title, thanks marc-hamilton! get your enr on! (via haddock :)
posted by kliuless at 10:03 AM on January 18, 2002