Have seen Satan lately? Or written any good anti-Satan poetry lately?

January 28, 2002 11:34 AM

Have seen Satan lately? Or written any good anti-Satan poetry lately? If so, here's a website for you. If I were the Dark Lord I'd be shaking in my boots!
posted by Bag Man (17 comments total)

Ohh Watch out for that Hot Sauce.
posted by Niahmas at 11:54 AM on January 28, 2002

My Song of the week... Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil
posted by banished at 12:00 PM on January 28, 2002

Why would I want to stop Satan!?

"All the best bands are affiliated with Satan"!
posted by Dark Messiah at 12:16 PM on January 28, 2002

Satan's already been banned in a small Florida town. [This link from the St. Petersburg Times, but originally reported (4.3 M Realvideo) by The Daily Show.]
posted by Sinner at 12:41 PM on January 28, 2002

The line between satire and life continues to grow thinner. Me, I'm guessing this is satire.


Some ways to protect yourself from satan :
- Keep a package of epsom salt handy (satan hates epsom salt)
- Do not eat chicken picante
- Do not go near chicken picante
- Do not go to Palm Springs with strangers
- Avoid looking at spinning or flashing strobe lights
- Do not go into the "disco" section of electronics stores where strobe & other flashing lights are typically on display
- Completely avoid all black clothing & accessories
- Avoid the following materials : pvc, latex, liquid latex, nylon, fishnet, and spandex

posted by mr_roboto at 12:46 PM on January 28, 2002

i don't know about chicken picante, but in atlanta, we already know the perils of mexican-themed dining.
posted by grabbingsand at 1:10 PM on January 28, 2002

Why? Asks the homosexual dressed in ladies clothes and carrying a log of wood.

Anybody care to offer an explanation of this line? It's got me totally confused. I'm not up on gay culture..

Unless this is referring to the traditional Scottish competition of strength and skill known as the caber toss, wherein men wear kilts and carry huge wooden logs. Is this sport popular in the gay community, by and large? Why haven't I seen it on Will and Grace?!
posted by Hildago at 2:47 PM on January 28, 2002

i am gay, and while i have carried a log before, it was while i was camping, and i wasn't wearing a dress. i don't know, maybe if you do you call satan or something. like a secret code!
posted by rhyax at 2:55 PM on January 28, 2002

Have seen Satan lately?

Satan? SATAN? Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn!

::crickets::
posted by UncleFes at 3:07 PM on January 28, 2002

Rhyax -- Hmm, that's a tough one. Maybe you carried the log to a bonfire, which you in turn used to summon satan? Try to remember back to that day.
posted by Hildago at 3:20 PM on January 28, 2002

It depends on where you are carrying the log.
posted by hellinskira at 4:27 PM on January 28, 2002

I think the log thing is an extremely convoluted Twin Peaks reference that somehow confused the Log Lady with Agent Mulder is his brief cross-dressing stint.

But, you know, I could be wrong.
posted by Kafkaesque at 4:35 PM on January 28, 2002

- Completely avoid all black clothing & accessories

I guess we know what this tells us about rebeccablood.
posted by y2karl at 4:38 PM on January 28, 2002

well, i know i was carrying the log to a fire, and then i had to burn jesus, err i mean the wood... then i was dancing and there was a dress..... and something horrible came from the fire!!! AARRrrgghhh......... This is Satan, rhyax had to go.
posted by rhyax at 6:04 PM on January 28, 2002

I saw Satan just the other night. Neat little goatee.
posted by sacre_bleu at 6:32 PM on January 28, 2002

Well, you can stop satan, but you can't stop his disciples.
posted by Hildago at 7:54 PM on January 28, 2002

Yes, satire:

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posted by droob at 10:50 AM on January 29, 2002