Ouvre moi la porte, toi qui a la clé!
September 22, 2014 11:56 AM   Subscribe

Yelling Cat wants something. A cat to human translation reveals what it is. [Previously, Via]
posted by homunculus (25 comments total) 29 users marked this as a favorite
 
Besoin de plus de "poom".
posted by Curious Artificer at 12:05 PM on September 22, 2014 [19 favorites]


Hey!
posted by the man of twists and turns at 12:15 PM on September 22, 2014 [3 favorites]


The list of related videos had one that was in Vietnamese — no cats, just people singing in Vietnamese. I think your algorithm might be a little bit racist there, YouTube.
posted by benito.strauss at 12:16 PM on September 22, 2014 [1 favorite]


*indignant* "Don't you hiss at me!"
posted by joseph conrad is fully awesome at 12:17 PM on September 22, 2014


bilingual grammar nazi: "ouvre-moi la porte, toi qui as la clé"

merci, ce sera tout

moi qui ai la clé
et deux chats
posted by fraula at 12:26 PM on September 22, 2014 [11 favorites]


Why wouldn't the person just open the door? Cat was right to whine.
posted by 724A at 12:30 PM on September 22, 2014 [1 favorite]


bilingual grammar nazi: "ouvre-moi la porte, toi qui as la clé"

Merde!
posted by homunculus at 12:38 PM on September 22, 2014


Ricard, Ricard, Ricard ! Je viens de revenir de Paris !
posted by aw_yiss at 12:38 PM on September 22, 2014 [14 favorites]


"I feel at home everywhere."

Hah!
posted by Kevin Street at 12:45 PM on September 22, 2014


The original was voiced by Baby Who Sings The Blues.
posted by bleep at 12:48 PM on September 22, 2014


lately it seems like there have been more cases of cats acting heroically/ cats acting satanically.
posted by angrycat at 12:53 PM on September 22, 2014


I do not need a cat-to-human translation to know that the cat is royally pissed off. I'm not letting that cat in the house.
posted by adamrice at 12:57 PM on September 22, 2014 [1 favorite]


Why wouldn't the person just open the door? Cat was right to whine.

I got a vague impression that the cat does not actually live there, even prior to watching the "Cat Translated" video.
posted by muddgirl at 1:12 PM on September 22, 2014 [2 favorites]


This is one of the few benefits of having an Angry Attack Cat. No strange cats are allowed close enough to your house to demand to be let in.

Downside: your very own Angry Attack Cat will demand to be let in.
posted by cmyk at 1:15 PM on September 22, 2014 [3 favorites]


Hey!

Previously
posted by zombieflanders at 1:21 PM on September 22, 2014 [1 favorite]


It's been said the cries of a domestic cat mimic that of a crying baby.

This cat is just going to the next step, look at the attention toddlers get when they babble!
posted by The Whelk at 1:25 PM on September 22, 2014


Oh my goodness if you haven't gone through the rest of the channel then do so immediately. I'm in severe, severe pain here.
posted by ominous_paws at 2:30 PM on September 22, 2014 [3 favorites]


HUMAAAIIINN!!!!

Yes, I like this.

(Also: Those French guys did a remix. Somebody needs to call a lawyer right now. Did they get permission from the cat? From an authorized spokesperson for the cat? This must be stopped! now!)
posted by nangar at 2:35 PM on September 22, 2014


Why wouldn't the person just open the door? Cat was right to whine.

If you've owned a cat before, you know that sound. That's not a cat you want to let in the door, especially if it has all of its claws.

My guess is that this is not their cat. They probably have a very scared or angry cat of their own in that house.
posted by TrialByMedia at 4:33 PM on September 22, 2014 [5 favorites]


Time for une botile espray eau tres froid.
posted by halfbuckaroo at 4:48 PM on September 22, 2014 [2 favorites]


Oh, man. Mine makes this bizarre, low, yodel, like, "BOWrrrr?", when he Wants A Thing. I'm glad other beasts have nonstandard manipulation voices, also.
posted by sandettie light vessel automatic at 5:08 PM on September 22, 2014


Ouvre-Moi La Porte
posted by homunculus at 8:52 PM on September 22, 2014


???

"posted by lilliputian." Heh.
posted by homunculus at 8:58 PM on September 22, 2014


It's been said the cries of a domestic cat mimic that of a crying baby.

I suspect they have that backwards.
posted by malocchio at 6:21 AM on September 23, 2014


It's been said the cries of a domestic cat mimic that of a crying baby.

Yeah. It's so that if they ever need to eat the baby in an emergency there's a good chance they'll get a fair percentage of it down before the owners/parents suspect anything's amiss.
posted by yoink at 1:18 PM on September 23, 2014


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