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September 25, 2014 8:53 AM   Subscribe

Ray Rice Makeup Tutorial Learn all about how to cover up domestic violence just like the NFL and get a fresh face for fall. (DV trigger warnings).
posted by sweetkid (15 comments total) 14 users marked this as a favorite
 
Subversive. And good.
posted by joseph conrad is fully awesome at 9:25 AM on September 25, 2014 [1 favorite]


"Orange you sad that the American news source most dedicated to truthful journalism turned out to be TMZ."

Good point. It kind of passed me by that everyone else in the media ignored a video of a man dragging his unconscious fiance from an elevator and hoped the story would go away because the NFL can hurt them if they actually do their jobs.
posted by devious truculent and unreliable at 9:52 AM on September 25, 2014 [2 favorites]


I expected to see something like this video about domestic violence using the makeup tutorial format, but it turned out to be very different!
posted by Kutsuwamushi at 10:00 AM on September 25, 2014


That's kind of what I was expecting, too, but this is much better. Thanks for sharing!
posted by drlith at 10:16 AM on September 25, 2014


This was really well done.
posted by mochapickle at 10:53 AM on September 25, 2014 [2 favorites]


devious truculent and unreliable: "Orange you sad that the American news source most dedicated to truthful journalism turned out to be TMZ."

Good point. It kind of passed me by that everyone else in the media ignored a video of a man dragging his unconscious fiance from an elevator and hoped the story would go away because the NFL can hurt them if they actually do their jobs.
Proof of that accusation? I mean, maybe I missed something, but AFAICT no one has suggested that ABC News and The Drudge Report had access to the tape prior to TMZ's exposé.

Now, the NFL is accused of just that - ignoring the tape - but smearing news agencies without the slightest proof, that's weapons-grade paranoia that can do no good in the world.
posted by IAmBroom at 11:37 AM on September 25, 2014


Twenty five years is the penalty in New Jersey for first degree assault. But we aren't going to make him serve it. Because he plays football!

Google tells me it's 5-10 years but other than this small detail it's an excellent point delivered with precision rhetoric.
posted by bukvich at 11:49 AM on September 25, 2014 [2 favorites]


expected to see something like this video about domestic violence using the makeup tutorial format, but it turned out to be very different!

Yeah, I didn't want to spoil it by saying what it really was, because one of the things that was most powerful/funny to me was the experience of watching it unfold.
posted by sweetkid at 11:50 AM on September 25, 2014 [1 favorite]


Twenty five years is the penalty in New Jersey for first degree assault. But we aren't going to make him serve it. Because he plays football!

Google tells me it's 5-10 years but other than this small detail it's an excellent point delivered with precision rhetoric.


It looks like it's 25 years in Maryland, which is what she said, and also where Baltimore is.
posted by WCWedin at 12:14 PM on September 25, 2014 [2 favorites]


True, but the elevator assault happened in New Jersey. Either way, he's not going to serve it because he plays football.
posted by sweetkid at 12:18 PM on September 25, 2014


Much better than expected. Great job to the blogger.
posted by ruelle at 2:00 PM on September 25, 2014 [1 favorite]


Proof of that accusation?

I don't have any.

Its just that I saw cctv footage of Ray Rice dragging his unconscious fiance from an elevator and it was pretty shocking, and it was a story for a few days and then it just went away. No-one followed it up.

Like Megan MacKay, I'm surprised that TMZ got that second video from inside the elevator when there a lot of good journalists in the US who didn't.

Then I supposed, without evidence, that since most news organisations don't want to piss off the NFL they just didn't bother to find out what happened to Janae Rice in the elevator.

That is supposition, isnt it ? Not proof at all.

It's just weird to think that TMZ is the American news source most dedicated to truthful journalism. I've never thought of them that way before.

Didnt they get that fight between Jay Z and his sister-in-law in the elevator too ? Maybe cctv of elevator violence is their USP.
posted by devious truculent and unreliable at 3:40 PM on September 25, 2014


That's kind of what I was expecting, too, but this is much better.

Really? I thought the "How to look your best the morning after" video was genuinely disturbing, and a hell of a lot more effective.
posted by Ursula Hitler at 5:17 PM on September 25, 2014




devious truculent and unreliable: It's just weird to think that TMZ is the American news source most dedicated to truthful journalism. I've never thought of them that way before.
You're overstating their goal.

TMZ is the American news source most dedicated (or nearly so) to finding web-media-based celebrity scandals. They RDGAF about whether or not Governor Christie has ties to the asphalting company that paved over his latest gaffe.

But if you have a video of Brad Pitt picking his nose, or a football star beating his wive, they're on it STAT. And they probably pay a lot better than ABC news, if you're selling.
posted by IAmBroom at 10:32 AM on September 26, 2014


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