Kittens: Unity
September 27, 2014 5:00 PM   Subscribe

 
Kittens! In Costumes!
posted by wotsac at 5:12 PM on September 27, 2014


Don't know anything about the game, but that was cute!
posted by harrietthespy at 5:26 PM on September 27, 2014


Awww, kitties!
posted by Librarypt at 5:28 PM on September 27, 2014


I was kind of feeling down and this totally made my night. Thanks!
posted by quiet earth at 5:48 PM on September 27, 2014 [1 favorite]


I think they needed to climb a very tall building. At least a very tall cat tree.
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:53 PM on September 27, 2014


Everybody was forwarding it to other people on the team yesterday. It's quite funny.
posted by coust at 5:57 PM on September 27, 2014


This is one of the strangest sites I've seen in some time. I have no idea how these people got their cats into the Brotherhood of Assassins, or why.
posted by mbrubeck at 5:58 PM on September 27, 2014 [30 favorites]


If this isn't gonna increase my hourly uranium output, it doesn't matter to my Kittens Game lifestyle.
posted by cortex at 6:01 PM on September 27, 2014 [5 favorites]


I have decided that if I am to die, I wish it to be at the hands of kitten assassins.
posted by arcticseal at 6:21 PM on September 27, 2014 [4 favorites]


Kittens and murder.

My favorites.
posted by louche mustachio at 7:06 PM on September 27, 2014 [2 favorites]


Kiiiitty.
posted by JHarris at 7:09 PM on September 27, 2014


Come to my house, arcticseal, my cats have no idea of the lethal nature of those vicious keratinized scythes they have at the end of their extremities. It's really special when they use their parkour moves on me as though I'm a piece of furniture.
posted by mollweide at 7:11 PM on September 27, 2014 [2 favorites]



Ahhhhhhhhhhh...

I think I'm going to die from cute.
posted by Jalliah at 7:15 PM on September 27, 2014


these kittens are not very good at this, i do not think i would coop with them
posted by poffin boffin at 7:58 PM on September 27, 2014 [5 favorites]


Death By Fuzziness.

[steeples fingers]

Excellent.
posted by jrochest at 1:15 AM on September 28, 2014


I bet this video was just as fun to make as it is to watch.
posted by Gordafarin at 1:48 AM on September 28, 2014 [1 favorite]


"If grappled by the enemy, hold O to sink your claws into his wrist, your fangs in the back of his hand, and to kick the insides of his forearm repeatedly."
posted by obiwanwasabi at 2:25 AM on September 28, 2014 [11 favorites]


I'm reasonably sure I'd be one of those nameless NPCs who dies in the tutorial. "Aww, kittAIEEEEEE! *thud*"
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 6:11 AM on September 28, 2014


Kittens are just self-propelled furry barbed wire.

(And adult cats are basically mammalian velociraptors with good PR.)
posted by cstross at 1:37 PM on September 28, 2014 [4 favorites]


This has been viewed many times in our house today. Big hit with Boy.
posted by dejah420 at 1:42 PM on September 28, 2014


I LOVED this. Thanks so much for posting it.

I liked his Super Mario Cat video as well.
posted by marsha56 at 3:38 PM on September 28, 2014 [2 favorites]


The vantages and cat direction are so good. It must have involved some purr-fectionist editors and a lot of kitten-tossing!
posted by sylvanshine at 5:40 PM on September 28, 2014


Finally, an opportunity to share the name I came up with if I were ever to own a cat!

Catzio Kittitore de Felinze.

(De-lurking after many years just to post this.)
posted by Caesar Moore at 7:03 PM on September 28, 2014 [6 favorites]


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