This cat fails on all levels
October 1, 2014 8:03 AM Subscribe
The Worst Cat (SLTumblr)
These pictures and captions are very good together but those cats are just the worst cats.
posted by Brainy at 8:07 AM on October 1, 2014
posted by Brainy at 8:07 AM on October 1, 2014
Do hippos raised by humans still turn into human-killing monsters?
posted by grumpybear69 at 8:10 AM on October 1, 2014 [5 favorites]
posted by grumpybear69 at 8:10 AM on October 1, 2014 [5 favorites]
oh my god it's so moist
it was ok for the first few photos but now all i can see is MOIST
help
posted by poffin boffin at 8:11 AM on October 1, 2014 [8 favorites]
it was ok for the first few photos but now all i can see is MOIST
help
posted by poffin boffin at 8:11 AM on October 1, 2014 [8 favorites]
Moist & foldy...
posted by zeoslap at 8:11 AM on October 1, 2014 [4 favorites]
posted by zeoslap at 8:11 AM on October 1, 2014 [4 favorites]
Do hippos raised by humans still turn into human-killing monsters?
I'd assume so since they haven't been selectively bred for docility.
posted by ChuckRamone at 8:16 AM on October 1, 2014
I'd assume so since they haven't been selectively bred for docility.
posted by ChuckRamone at 8:16 AM on October 1, 2014
I like that this little guy is cute but he definitely also is between a 3 and a 4 on the Bristol Stool Scale, so not not a very good cat. I think this caption summed it up for me:
why is it so MOIST though. This is a terrible catposted by phunniemee at 8:19 AM on October 1, 2014 [6 favorites]
Yeah but these are pygmy hippos which don't really get much bigger than a fat pony and also are not super aggro like regular hippos.
posted by poffin boffin at 8:19 AM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by poffin boffin at 8:19 AM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
that is clearly a photo of a lion though
posted by poffin boffin at 8:23 AM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by poffin boffin at 8:23 AM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
worst cat, pretty good shetland pony in a wig
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 8:23 AM on October 1, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 8:23 AM on October 1, 2014 [2 favorites]
Clickbait! I'm so sad it wasn't a cat.
posted by St. Peepsburg at 8:25 AM on October 1, 2014
posted by St. Peepsburg at 8:25 AM on October 1, 2014
So Metafilter has just gone to hell since all you new kids showed up and ruined it. This used to be the best of the web. Now you're deliberately seeking out the worst of the web. What the hell is wrong with you? Were you raised in a barn or something? Jesus Christ. How hard is it to find a decent set of cat pics on the internet?
You all best just shut up and let the people who know how to make posts make the posts from now on. And show some respect! We've been here longer, and we know what we're doing.
posted by Naberius at 8:41 AM on October 1, 2014 [9 favorites]
You all best just shut up and let the people who know how to make posts make the posts from now on. And show some respect! We've been here longer, and we know what we're doing.
posted by Naberius at 8:41 AM on October 1, 2014 [9 favorites]
I mean, I know this wet, wrinkly cat is pretty bad, but at least it's not dryish and weird-smelling.
posted by Rock Steady at 8:45 AM on October 1, 2014 [7 favorites]
posted by Rock Steady at 8:45 AM on October 1, 2014 [7 favorites]
I don't know what the hell you people are talking about
This is just like every other cat I've seen
posted by Ray Walston, Luck Dragon at 8:52 AM on October 1, 2014 [10 favorites]
This is just like every other cat I've seen
posted by Ray Walston, Luck Dragon at 8:52 AM on October 1, 2014 [10 favorites]
To be fair, that tongue is as cute as a cat's tongue.
It is a cute tongue, you cannot deny it, even if it is moist, which tongues ought to be.
I have now typed tongue so often that it looks weird and wrong. Much like this cat.
posted by GenjiandProust at 9:17 AM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
It is a cute tongue, you cannot deny it, even if it is moist, which tongues ought to be.
I have now typed tongue so often that it looks weird and wrong. Much like this cat.
posted by GenjiandProust at 9:17 AM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
As an owner of a cat who does nothing the way a regular cat does, has less dignity than a dog, and is not very bright, now I can at least say; well, it's not a hippo.
posted by emjaybee at 9:24 AM on October 1, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by emjaybee at 9:24 AM on October 1, 2014 [2 favorites]
But I bet the Worst Cat would make the Bush Meat Casserole however! I can taste the soy ginger braise now.... mmmmm mmm!
posted by helmutdog at 9:28 AM on October 1, 2014
posted by helmutdog at 9:28 AM on October 1, 2014
We're going to need a bigger littterbox.
posted by vapidave at 9:56 AM on October 1, 2014 [6 favorites]
posted by vapidave at 9:56 AM on October 1, 2014 [6 favorites]
Kind of like seeing a sign for a one-trick pony and realizing the sign is all that's actually there.
posted by Emperor SnooKloze at 10:20 AM on October 1, 2014
posted by Emperor SnooKloze at 10:20 AM on October 1, 2014
Still a better cat than some.
posted by blue_beetle at 10:23 AM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by blue_beetle at 10:23 AM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
We're going to need a bigger littterbox.
You're not kidding.
(warning: poop)
posted by cazoo at 10:23 AM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
You're not kidding.
(warning: poop)
posted by cazoo at 10:23 AM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
This is one of the strangest sites I've seen in some time. I have no idea how these people got their hippos wedged into their scanners, or why.
posted by tzikeh at 10:24 AM on October 1, 2014 [9 favorites]
posted by tzikeh at 10:24 AM on October 1, 2014 [9 favorites]
Live action Moomin film?
posted by biffa at 10:34 AM on October 1, 2014 [3 favorites]
posted by biffa at 10:34 AM on October 1, 2014 [3 favorites]
The mechanical cat made me spit. And yeah, I did end up scrolling all the way down laughing .
I love this and I love the internet THANK YOU
posted by one teak forest at 11:00 AM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
I love this and I love the internet THANK YOU
posted by one teak forest at 11:00 AM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
Metafilter: Why is it so moist?
posted by nerdler at 11:03 AM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by nerdler at 11:03 AM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
This tumblr wins the internet.
posted by shelleycat at 11:19 AM on October 1, 2014
posted by shelleycat at 11:19 AM on October 1, 2014
Cute.
Though I thought little hippos were regarded as being equivalent to a shaved guinea pig?
Which, now I think of it, wouldn't make for the greatest cats either.
posted by gadge emeritus at 11:56 AM on October 1, 2014
Though I thought little hippos were regarded as being equivalent to a shaved guinea pig?
Which, now I think of it, wouldn't make for the greatest cats either.
posted by gadge emeritus at 11:56 AM on October 1, 2014
These cats are not the worst, but they're certainly... well, not quite right in the head.
posted by stebulus at 12:17 PM on October 1, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by stebulus at 12:17 PM on October 1, 2014 [2 favorites]
Today I learned baby hippos are both cute and slightly gross looking.
posted by Librarypt at 12:23 PM on October 1, 2014
posted by Librarypt at 12:23 PM on October 1, 2014
this cat is so shiny ugh is my favorite for some reason
posted by sweetkid at 12:26 PM on October 1, 2014
posted by sweetkid at 12:26 PM on October 1, 2014
why do you guys keep talking about hippos
posted by dmd at 12:31 PM on October 1, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by dmd at 12:31 PM on October 1, 2014 [2 favorites]
Thanks a lot! I've added even more cat content to my Tumblr feed.
posted by Gor-ella at 1:20 PM on October 1, 2014
posted by Gor-ella at 1:20 PM on October 1, 2014
After a while my brain started buying into the idea that they were any sort of cat at all and agreed with their assessment of being the "Worst". Sigh, brain.
posted by divabat at 3:14 PM on October 1, 2014 [4 favorites]
posted by divabat at 3:14 PM on October 1, 2014 [4 favorites]
These cats are not the worst, but they're certainly... well, not quite right in the head.
I WANT A SLITTENS
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 3:19 PM on October 1, 2014
I WANT A SLITTENS
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 3:19 PM on October 1, 2014
the fuck
posted by El Sabor Asiatico at 3:31 PM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by El Sabor Asiatico at 3:31 PM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
Best use of lack of terminal punctuation ever
posted by scratch at 6:03 PM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by scratch at 6:03 PM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
That Awkward Moment When You Realise You’re Actually A Cat
posted by homunculus at 7:31 PM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by homunculus at 7:31 PM on October 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
Cannot stop laughing. Something about that awkward looking cat combined with the SomethingAwful writing style is getting to me.
posted by mcrandello at 10:48 PM on October 1, 2014
posted by mcrandello at 10:48 PM on October 1, 2014
This had me laughing. I'm going to send it to my mom, who always sends me emails full of cute animal pictures.
this cat is so shiny ugh
And the resemblance to Stimpy is astonishing.
posted by not_on_display at 10:11 AM on October 2, 2014 [1 favorite]
this cat is so shiny ugh
And the resemblance to Stimpy is astonishing.
posted by not_on_display at 10:11 AM on October 2, 2014 [1 favorite]
I'm weeping with laughter. Those are the worst cats ever, indeed.
posted by Lexica at 9:39 PM on October 2, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by Lexica at 9:39 PM on October 2, 2014 [1 favorite]
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