EVERYTHING IS A KITTY
November 5, 2014 3:44 PM Subscribe
EVERYTHING IS A KITTY
So I got in the kitty and rode to the kitty, but before I got there I went to the cat station and filled my kitty up with a kitty. I went into the kitty while there and got a kitty with kitty sauce. It only cost me a kitty.
I finally made it to the kitty, and wouldn't you know it, the place was full of a kitty, I mean I could hardly hear myself think what with all the kitty. So I left my kitty there and went to the kitty for a few kitties, and when I got back, there was just a kitty. So I sat down at the kitty and I got out a kitty and began working on a kitty.
posted by JHarris at 4:12 PM on November 5, 2014 [9 favorites]
So I got in the kitty and rode to the kitty, but before I got there I went to the cat station and filled my kitty up with a kitty. I went into the kitty while there and got a kitty with kitty sauce. It only cost me a kitty.
I finally made it to the kitty, and wouldn't you know it, the place was full of a kitty, I mean I could hardly hear myself think what with all the kitty. So I left my kitty there and went to the kitty for a few kitties, and when I got back, there was just a kitty. So I sat down at the kitty and I got out a kitty and began working on a kitty.
posted by JHarris at 4:12 PM on November 5, 2014 [9 favorites]
I spend pretty much my entire work day trying to hide from people the fact that my life is basically my cats and not much else. I will not be buying a kitty scarf.
posted by mudpuppie at 4:50 PM on November 5, 2014 [11 favorites]
posted by mudpuppie at 4:50 PM on November 5, 2014 [11 favorites]
Any minute now Shepherd will appear in this thread and curse your name, The Whelk. Especially since I just screamed the words, "OMG WHAT KITTY DRESS WOULD BE GREAT FOR WORK!?! HOLY SHIT IS THAT A ONESIE!?!"
posted by Kitteh at 4:54 PM on November 5, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by Kitteh at 4:54 PM on November 5, 2014 [2 favorites]
I can get away with the onesie! Also, I just checked with our office admin to see if this firm does a gift exchange at the holidays. I'm going to finagle to get the name of the resident Cat Lady just for this site. Thank you The Whelk!
posted by janey47 at 5:03 PM on November 5, 2014
posted by janey47 at 5:03 PM on November 5, 2014
The Marie Antoinette Cat Blouse
The world is good.
posted by irisclara at 5:05 PM on November 5, 2014
The world is good.
posted by irisclara at 5:05 PM on November 5, 2014
My one friend uses "meow meow meow" (usually in a singsong voice) as a substitute for "blah blah blah" and also "I am out of words and filling space." She'll love this.
posted by bitter-girl.com at 5:07 PM on November 5, 2014 [8 favorites]
posted by bitter-girl.com at 5:07 PM on November 5, 2014 [8 favorites]
It's an online cat-alog! Just in time for the Catsmas season!
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:18 PM on November 5, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:18 PM on November 5, 2014 [2 favorites]
The test test test accessory looks great, and only $0.01 each.
posted by unliteral at 5:22 PM on November 5, 2014 [4 favorites]
posted by unliteral at 5:22 PM on November 5, 2014 [4 favorites]
The shipping is what gets you.
posted by turbid dahlia at 5:24 PM on November 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by turbid dahlia at 5:24 PM on November 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
RICK
RICK
RICK
YOU HAVE CAT TO BE KITTEN ME RIGHT MEOW
posted by cooker girl at 5:27 PM on November 5, 2014 [22 favorites]
RICK
RICK
YOU HAVE CAT TO BE KITTEN ME RIGHT MEOW
posted by cooker girl at 5:27 PM on November 5, 2014 [22 favorites]
Reminds me of all the "Jon Hamm's love of cats" news pegs that have been cropping up all day.
posted by ourt at 5:51 PM on November 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by ourt at 5:51 PM on November 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
An all-cat clothing store, you say? Hm, perhaps this is the ideal place to drop the lyrics to the "cat version" of Thrift Shop that floated into my head one day and never really left...
I'm going to pet some cats
Only got 20 cats in my pocket
That is quite...a lot of cats
This is kitten awesome
posted by ilana at 6:44 PM on November 5, 2014 [9 favorites]
I'm going to pet some cats
Only got 20 cats in my pocket
That is quite...a lot of cats
This is kitten awesome
posted by ilana at 6:44 PM on November 5, 2014 [9 favorites]
Well, it looks like my cat lady shopping is done for the year.
posted by ActingTheGoat at 7:03 PM on November 5, 2014
posted by ActingTheGoat at 7:03 PM on November 5, 2014
I wrote to the artist to get this on a tshirt: Murder She Cat. Double your crazy!
posted by viggorlijah at 7:10 PM on November 5, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by viggorlijah at 7:10 PM on November 5, 2014 [2 favorites]
The stockings make me wish I had skinny legs. (And that I wasn't a socially awkward weirdo who dreads people starting conversations about my clothing.)
posted by creepygirl at 7:26 PM on November 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by creepygirl at 7:26 PM on November 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
This one is wrong on multiple levels.
This one is just creepy.
posted by limeonaire at 8:00 PM on November 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
This one is just creepy.
posted by limeonaire at 8:00 PM on November 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
That's... a lot of cats.
And now I have the cat version of the thrift shop song stuck in my head. THANKS ILANA.
(actually, yay cat themesongs. (previously))
posted by rmd1023 at 8:36 PM on November 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
And now I have the cat version of the thrift shop song stuck in my head. THANKS ILANA.
(actually, yay cat themesongs. (previously))
posted by rmd1023 at 8:36 PM on November 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
I'm having a little trouble finding the link to the mens' store. Does anyone have the link? To the men's store? The store for cat things, for men? please? anyone?
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 9:21 PM on November 5, 2014 [8 favorites]
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 9:21 PM on November 5, 2014 [8 favorites]
I love my cat but those are some ugly ugly products for sale.
posted by bleep at 9:43 PM on November 5, 2014
posted by bleep at 9:43 PM on November 5, 2014
The store for cat things, for men?
Ha! You knew there was going to be one didn't you - Cat clothes for men
posted by unliteral at 9:47 PM on November 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
Ha! You knew there was going to be one didn't you - Cat clothes for men
posted by unliteral at 9:47 PM on November 5, 2014 [1 favorite]
All ridiculously hipstery, and yet I cannot help my hands. They keep moving towards the screen, tensed into grabbing clutching claws, my mouth curved into a rictus, my voice high-pitched and sore.
"GIMME," I shriek. "GIMME ALL OF IT."
posted by Katemonkey at 1:02 AM on November 6, 2014 [9 favorites]
"GIMME," I shriek. "GIMME ALL OF IT."
posted by Katemonkey at 1:02 AM on November 6, 2014 [9 favorites]
This one is wrong on multiple levels.
They don't show the back, is it three cat anuses?
posted by indubitable at 3:41 AM on November 6, 2014 [1 favorite]
They don't show the back, is it three cat anuses?
posted by indubitable at 3:41 AM on November 6, 2014 [1 favorite]
There are millions of cats facing euthanasia in shelters right now. Save your $65 on shoes and send it in support of your local no-kill shelter, contribute to spaying and neutering ferals, donate to Alley Cat Rescue, etc
I'm a crazy cat dude. This is all cute. I get it. But it's weird how the relatively anti-materialist vibe of crazy cat loving culture becomes just one more class of things to sell.
posted by spitbull at 3:51 AM on November 6, 2014 [3 favorites]
I'm a crazy cat dude. This is all cute. I get it. But it's weird how the relatively anti-materialist vibe of crazy cat loving culture becomes just one more class of things to sell.
posted by spitbull at 3:51 AM on November 6, 2014 [3 favorites]
Most of these things appear too . . . "young" I guess is the word I want . . . for actual crazy cat ladies.
posted by JanetLand at 5:44 AM on November 6, 2014
posted by JanetLand at 5:44 AM on November 6, 2014
There are millions of cats facing euthanasia in shelters right now. Save your $65 on shoes and send it in support of your local no-kill shelter, contribute to spaying and neutering ferals, donate to Alley Cat Rescue, etc
It doesn't mean you can't do both. I donate food often. I've seen people calling in for a stray's vet bills on a face book group I'm on. People who like cats like cat stuff.
I have a collection of cat shirts, mostly from thrift stores but I bought one of those 3D looking kitten shirts from The Mountain. The eyes creep my mom out so I now refer to my shirts as my creepy cat shirt collection. My best thrift shop score was a shirt with cat in an astronaut suit carrying a 6 pack of beer. If you want to get sucked into the internet in horror and awe, type "creepy cat shirt" in Amazon.
posted by stray thoughts at 6:03 AM on November 6, 2014 [7 favorites]
It doesn't mean you can't do both. I donate food often. I've seen people calling in for a stray's vet bills on a face book group I'm on. People who like cats like cat stuff.
I have a collection of cat shirts, mostly from thrift stores but I bought one of those 3D looking kitten shirts from The Mountain. The eyes creep my mom out so I now refer to my shirts as my creepy cat shirt collection. My best thrift shop score was a shirt with cat in an astronaut suit carrying a 6 pack of beer. If you want to get sucked into the internet in horror and awe, type "creepy cat shirt" in Amazon.
posted by stray thoughts at 6:03 AM on November 6, 2014 [7 favorites]
Yup, I volunteer for two different animal rescue groups here in my town--one for rabbits/cats, and one is feline spay-neuter initiative--so you can do both things. And stray thoughts nails it above: cat lovers are often advocates as well as donors and volunteers for shelters/initiatives/rescue.
So this cat lady can feel good about wearing the onesie because all kitties--not just my own--get my effort and help.
posted by Kitteh at 6:29 AM on November 6, 2014
So this cat lady can feel good about wearing the onesie because all kitties--not just my own--get my effort and help.
posted by Kitteh at 6:29 AM on November 6, 2014
a shirt with cat in an astronaut suit carrying a 6 pack of beer
There is no way this shirt can be as awesome as the image in my head.
posted by Katemonkey at 8:34 AM on November 6, 2014 [5 favorites]
There is no way this shirt can be as awesome as the image in my head.
posted by Katemonkey at 8:34 AM on November 6, 2014 [5 favorites]
This is kitten awesome
I cleaned the big cat box
It smelled incredible....
posted by GenjiandProust at 8:49 AM on November 6, 2014
I cleaned the big cat box
It smelled incredible....
posted by GenjiandProust at 8:49 AM on November 6, 2014
I approve of this.
posted by Kitty Stardust at 10:22 AM on November 6, 2014
posted by Kitty Stardust at 10:22 AM on November 6, 2014
a shirt with cat in an astronaut suit carrying a 6 pack of beer
There is no way this shirt can be as awesome as the image in my head.
You're probably right but because of you, I tried to find a photo of it online and found out there's a scuba diving version. and astronaut cat shirts are a thing.
posted by stray thoughts at 6:47 AM on November 7, 2014
There is no way this shirt can be as awesome as the image in my head.
You're probably right but because of you, I tried to find a photo of it online and found out there's a scuba diving version. and astronaut cat shirts are a thing.
posted by stray thoughts at 6:47 AM on November 7, 2014
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