Vulgar Display of Cuteness
November 11, 2014 6:25 PM   Subscribe

 
Sorry, no.
Gonna go rinse my eyes out and be right back.
posted by signal at 6:34 PM on November 11, 2014 [1 favorite]


So "never, ever shake your baby" doesn't extend to rocking the fuck out of it, I guess?
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 6:34 PM on November 11, 2014 [3 favorites]


Baby didn't seem to be enjoying this too much. Kinda prevents it from entering "cute" territory and instead remains in the "let's exploit our spawn for clicks" zone.
posted by buriednexttoyou at 6:46 PM on November 11, 2014 [2 favorites]


The baby didn't seem to be particularly unhappy, either. I read that expression as "WHOA SO A THING IS HAPPENING".
posted by escape from the potato planet at 6:49 PM on November 11, 2014 [8 favorites]


play him off, keyboard cat
posted by thelonius at 6:52 PM on November 11, 2014 [3 favorites]


All drummers should have puppeteers.
posted by echocollate at 6:55 PM on November 11, 2014 [1 favorite]


A drum kit made of pencils and lids - that's cute.

"let's exploit our spawn for clicks" zone.


Might as well - it will be soon enough that young Wyatt is a teenager and those parents come to understand why some species eat their young.
posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 7:07 PM on November 11, 2014


This is another piece of evidence for my girlfriend's "babies are really great because they don't care about anything" theory

(like obviously babies care about a lot of stuff but, like, this kids name is Wyatt and he doesn't give a shit. His middle name could be Balthazar or AmanaplanacanalPanama and he would be totally indifferent! He's playing the drums like some sort of reincarnation of Keyboard Cat and this is just a totally unremarkable part of his experience.)
posted by dismas at 7:28 PM on November 11, 2014 [2 favorites]


I'm worried about that kid's hearing.
posted by Multicellular Exothermic at 9:04 PM on November 11, 2014


"let's exploit our spawn for clicks" zone

Wyatt is from the generation of kids who are going to need therapy if their parents DON'T exploit them for clicks.
posted by roger ackroyd at 9:13 PM on November 11, 2014 [1 favorite]


This is what the interwebs was invented for.
posted by Berend at 9:43 PM on November 11, 2014


His middle name could be Balthazar or AmanaplanacanalPanama and he would be totally indifferent!

If his middle name was Balthazar and he was totally indifferent, he would be an idiot because Balthazar is a fucking cool middle name.
posted by Dr Dracator at 11:20 PM on November 11, 2014 [1 favorite]


Balthazar is a fucking cool middle name

He's found the saucer news.
posted by Ice Cream Socialist at 12:01 AM on November 12, 2014


I think a few people missed the note on the video "Speaker is right next to the camera. Music is not loud to baby's ears"
posted by greenhornet at 1:50 AM on November 12, 2014 [2 favorites]


Parent of two former 8 month olds: I believe Wyatt would have made it very clear, had he been not enjoying himself.
I am a bit iffy about all the jiggling, though. (Very funny otherwise.)
posted by Omnomnom at 4:26 AM on November 12, 2014 [1 favorite]


Hmm. When I was that age they played the clavichord for me...
posted by Namlit at 8:49 AM on November 12, 2014


Hmmmm. A syncopated seizure. Cool.
posted by fgdmorr at 10:02 AM on November 12, 2014


If the theory of young rebellion holds, Wyatt will ultimately wind up gently playing the triangle in a symphony orchestra as his aging headbanger parents shift uncomfortably in their seats.
posted by kinnakeet at 10:14 AM on November 12, 2014 [2 favorites]


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