New poster boy for perverts!
February 5, 2002 1:31 AM Subscribe
New poster boy for perverts! The latest rising star on the FBI's top ten chart is a gimping, balding southpaw (name is Michael Scott Bliss by the way) who likes to videotape himself molesting young girls and then put the clips on his computer. Sounds like a sociable fellow...
"gimping, balding southpaw..."
what first attracted you to this man, Bix?
posted by quonsar at 4:39 AM on February 5, 2002
what first attracted you to this man, Bix?
posted by quonsar at 4:39 AM on February 5, 2002
Perhaps it was shame of being Canadian that drove him to crime and music. Nothing like being hunted by the FBI and incarcerated. Perhaps he should right his ways and just write.
posted by Zebulun at 6:20 AM on February 5, 2002
posted by Zebulun at 6:20 AM on February 5, 2002
enjoys baseball
Leave Bliss alone-- he's probably a Red Sox fan, so he can't be all bad.
posted by Harry Hopkins' Hat at 6:42 AM on February 5, 2002
Leave Bliss alone-- he's probably a Red Sox fan, so he can't be all bad.
posted by Harry Hopkins' Hat at 6:42 AM on February 5, 2002
Why is the fact that he's balding and left-handed presented in such a way as to imply that being so makes him "even worse"?
posted by glenwood at 7:08 AM on February 5, 2002
posted by glenwood at 7:08 AM on February 5, 2002
Looks like he's got hair to me.
(I'm also not sure why this is front page post, for the record.)
posted by Karl at 7:13 AM on February 5, 2002
(I'm also not sure why this is front page post, for the record.)
posted by Karl at 7:13 AM on February 5, 2002
$50,000 for information leading to an arrest? Fine. What about for his head? Like, in a box? I think a good price on that'd be a much more effective carrot.
posted by UncleFes at 7:28 AM on February 5, 2002
posted by UncleFes at 7:28 AM on February 5, 2002
I've got some information. He may not be bald. Thanks for the tip Karl. I'm collecting the $50,000, but I'll send you a fiver.
posted by Outlawyr at 8:38 AM on February 5, 2002
posted by Outlawyr at 8:38 AM on February 5, 2002
Why is the fact that he's balding and left-handed presented in such a way as to imply that being so makes him "even worse"?
yeah. balding southpaws like me want to know.
posted by quonsar at 10:00 AM on February 5, 2002
yeah. balding southpaws like me want to know.
posted by quonsar at 10:00 AM on February 5, 2002
I can be my own posterboy, thankyouverymuch.
posted by thebigpoop at 10:40 AM on February 5, 2002
posted by thebigpoop at 10:40 AM on February 5, 2002
a totally disgusting thread, but sufficiently creative to be worth reading; sort of like Howard Stern, circa 1985 (but no longer)....
posted by ParisParamus at 1:47 PM on February 5, 2002
posted by ParisParamus at 1:47 PM on February 5, 2002
Oy. Somehow, I intended to put the above in the dark knee thread. I haven't even read this thread.
posted by ParisParamus at 1:50 PM on February 5, 2002
posted by ParisParamus at 1:50 PM on February 5, 2002
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