My mother tells stories of growing up in Andrews, South Carolina, and the black people had to go to the vet to get their teeth pulled out. And you still had to go to the back door, because if the white people knew the vet had used his instruments on black people, they wouldn’t take their pets to the vet. This is not some person I read about. This is my mother.
... The middle’s where it’s at, comically. I mean, what do you got? Miller, Stewart, Maher.
Miller on the right, Stewart in the middle, Maher on the left?
And the most successful guy’s …
Stewart’s middle-to-left, but he’s still more in the middle.
Where else besides Ferguson would you hypothetically want to interview white people?
I’d love to do some liberal places, because you can be in the most liberal places and there’s no black people.
He had a special a few years ago that was made up of several different performances that are constantly intercut mid-sentence.
Doktor Zed: "Moreover, the irony of "get a white friend" is probably lost on the cretins trying to link this bit to Ferguson."
I would have had to have three two-hour meetings explaining that black people also read The New York Times.
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