Derk was the nyght as pich, or as the cole,
And at the wyndow out she putte hir hole,
And Absolon, hym fil no bet ne wers,
But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers
Ful savourly, er he were war of this.
Abak he stirte, and thoughte it was amys,
For wel he wiste a womman hath no berd.
He felte a thyng al rough and long yherd,
And seyde, "Fy! allas! what have I do?"
"Tehee!" quod she, and clapte the wyndow to.
Geoffrey Chaucer, The Booty-Eating Miller's Tale
chavenet: I've been eating ass before it was cool.
It's better when warm.
sebastienbailard: I think we are missing the "saladtossing" and "bootyeating" tag, btw.
And the obligatory.
The police subjected Mariam to a hymen check. I asked her about it. She said she was spread on all fours with her pants off, but with her shirt left on. The results went to the courts, where judges declared her innocent. Months later she was back at home.
“But you aren’t a virgin?” I said.
“Oh, we do it in the backside,” Davoud said. “Is America more of a frontside or a backside country?”
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