Perpetual Pizza, because .Pizza is a TLD
January 28, 2015 7:03 AM   Subscribe

 
There goes my day.
posted by Flashman at 7:11 AM on January 28, 2015 [1 favorite]


Yuck. Olives....
posted by mrgroweler at 7:12 AM on January 28, 2015 [7 favorites]


Guess I have to eat pizza now, sigh.
posted by pwally at 7:15 AM on January 28, 2015 [2 favorites]


Good use of the CouldGodMakeAPizzaSoBigHeCouldNotEatItAll tag.

I'd add a PizzaTheodicy tag, but that's just me.
posted by leotrotsky at 7:16 AM on January 28, 2015 [4 favorites]


What is this heavenly choir I hear?

What is this beautiful scene before me?

Have I died? Am I in heaven?

Alas, no, because I cannot taste or smell such heaven. I can only look. And imagine.
posted by Katemonkey at 7:16 AM on January 28, 2015 [1 favorite]


If I still did drugs this would have been the end of me.
posted by bondcliff at 7:17 AM on January 28, 2015


This reminds me of our in-depth discussion in university about chicken salad sandwich salad sandwich salad sandwich salad... I think calculus was involved somehow.
posted by jamincan at 7:19 AM on January 28, 2015 [2 favorites]


Well, it just goes to show: Germans love David Hasselholives.
posted by cortex at 7:21 AM on January 28, 2015 [4 favorites]


Is TLD the short form of TLDR for those really short on time?
posted by fairmettle at 7:22 AM on January 28, 2015 [2 favorites]


pizza is a flat circle.
posted by 0bs01337 at 7:25 AM on January 28, 2015 [15 favorites]


Is TLD the short form of TLDR for those really short on time?

TLD = Top Level Domain
posted by filthy light thief at 7:26 AM on January 28, 2015


But what if I want to zoom in and see the details?
posted by oceanjesse at 7:28 AM on January 28, 2015 [1 favorite]


pair with this

the dream of the 90s is alive
posted by saucy_knave at 7:29 AM on January 28, 2015


Now I'm all hungry...
posted by Gelatin at 7:39 AM on January 28, 2015




But what if I want to zoom in and see the details?

It's pizza all the way down!
posted by GenjiandProust at 8:05 AM on January 28, 2015 [3 favorites]


I should be eating leftovers and not spending money. I should be eating leftovers and not spending money. I should... dammit, filthy light thief!
posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI at 8:06 AM on January 28, 2015 [2 favorites]


This is fantastic. Do like. For more in the same realm of internet pizza entertainment; Video Pizza, and Video Hawaiian Pizza.
posted by furnace.heart at 8:18 AM on January 28, 2015


OH YES! This is by Dave Packer from Sheepfilms, who is also responsible for this VERY IMPORTANT WORK OF ART.
posted by louche mustachio at 8:22 AM on January 28, 2015


Say what you will, but for lunch I'll definitely be having a french dip sandwich
posted by surazal at 8:24 AM on January 28, 2015




No anchovies?
This is not my pizza.
posted by Hairy Lobster at 8:56 AM on January 28, 2015 [2 favorites]


I'd like an extra-large pizza with pizza pizza on top.
posted by mazola at 9:15 AM on January 28, 2015


Would love to visit after a trip to www.perpetual.sex. Alas, I are disappoint.
posted by riverlife at 9:21 AM on January 28, 2015


I heard you like pizza so I put some pizza in your pizza so you can pizza while you pizza.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 9:34 AM on January 28, 2015 [1 favorite]


Pizzzzza..... p-i-z-z-a
posted by phaedon at 9:46 AM on January 28, 2015 [2 favorites]


saucy_knave: "pair with this

the dream of the 90s is alive
"

No thanks. I'll be having this.
posted by Splunge at 10:08 AM on January 28, 2015


Every pizza is a personal pizza if you work hard enough.
posted by Gronk at 10:15 AM on January 28, 2015 [4 favorites]


AlonzoMosleyFBI: I should be eating leftovers and not spending money. I should be eating leftovers and not spending money. I should... dammit, filthy light thief!

Perpetual pizza = perpetual leftovers! (Similarly, regular pizza = regular leftovers, unless you work hard enough.)
posted by filthy light thief at 10:51 AM on January 28, 2015


phaedon: "Pizzzzza..... p-i-z-z-a"

Yes - this is precisely what the .pizza domain is for, what my brain went to first.
posted by symbioid at 10:58 AM on January 28, 2015


BEHOLD THE HORROR OF THE JOVIAN ATMOSPHERE
posted by JHarris at 11:34 AM on January 28, 2015 [2 favorites]


ALL THESE PIES
ARE YOURS EXCEPT
MARGHERITA
ATTEMPT NO
TASTINGS THERE

posted by a lungful of dragon at 12:35 PM on January 28, 2015 [5 favorites]


[Pedantic hat on]: not making this zoom down into a pepperoni slice is a missed opportunity.
posted by gottabefunky at 1:21 PM on January 28, 2015 [1 favorite]


My God, it's full of Sbarro!
posted by mazola at 3:20 PM on January 28, 2015 [1 favorite]


Are those strips of bacon? Full strips of bacon, on a pizza? How have I never heard of this before?
posted by KGMoney at 4:10 PM on January 28, 2015


One of the perks of traveling for work is getting to try pizza at various locations, since it varies so much depending on where you order it. Connecticut has the best pizza I've tried so far, well above Chicago or New York. Basel is probably the worst unless you count fast-food, in which case the Pizza Hut in Kyoto beats it. Mayonnaise instead of tomato or alfredo sauce? No thanks.
posted by Thoughtcrime at 5:41 PM on January 28, 2015


Perpetual Pizza, you say?
posted by Fuzzypumper at 8:53 PM on January 28, 2015


Perpetual pizza is like a dream come true, unlike this nightmare. Thanks a lot, Fearless Leader.
posted by Daddy-O at 7:40 AM on January 29, 2015


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