This wasn't a slamma-lamma-ding-dong trip. Something was off.
January 30, 2015 1:04 PM   Subscribe

"Grease delay," he said once more. "We should be back to full-throttle in a jiff, but there's a lot of grease paving the path to Flavortown."

The woman did not nod, but tilted her gaze ever so to the left to see the view herself. No marinara monsoon, no blitzkrieg of bacon. Nothing but awesome blossoms as far as the eye could see.
Tabitha Blankenbiller takes us on the Train to Flavortown. [h/t] posted by divined by radio (5 comments total) 15 users marked this as a favorite
On point.
posted by mudpuppie at 1:47 PM on January 30, 2015 [1 favorite]

I love this.
posted by jordemort at 2:38 PM on January 30, 2015

what just happened to me
posted by Juliet Banana at 3:00 PM on January 30, 2015 [1 favorite]

posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 3:13 PM on January 30, 2015

Man, Guy Fieri just can't get a break these days.
posted by TedW at 3:22 PM on January 30, 2015

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