HOT NEW TRENDS FOR 2015
February 20, 2015 7:50 PM Subscribe
I am totally a broth viking! Always was.
posted by NoMich at 7:56 PM on February 20, 2015 [7 favorites]
posted by NoMich at 7:56 PM on February 20, 2015 [7 favorites]
eye shades and neck pillows are for poseurs. true sleepcore heads need no such affectations when pulling down a gnarly 2 hour afternoon nap.
posted by feckless at 7:58 PM on February 20, 2015 [4 favorites]
posted by feckless at 7:58 PM on February 20, 2015 [4 favorites]
Yup. The Whelk rocks.
posted by brundlefly at 7:59 PM on February 20, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by brundlefly at 7:59 PM on February 20, 2015 [1 favorite]
Sleep! That's where I'm a Broth Viking!
posted by Faint of Butt at 8:00 PM on February 20, 2015 [16 favorites]
posted by Faint of Butt at 8:00 PM on February 20, 2015 [16 favorites]
Goddammit Whelk, you make it look so easy.
posted by gwint at 8:15 PM on February 20, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by gwint at 8:15 PM on February 20, 2015 [3 favorites]
I am totally going to try to make dazzle camo happen.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:24 PM on February 20, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:24 PM on February 20, 2015 [2 favorites]
Dazzle camo is already here.
posted by Bora Horza Gobuchul at 8:31 PM on February 20, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by Bora Horza Gobuchul at 8:31 PM on February 20, 2015 [3 favorites]
is sex cool in 2015? asking for a friend
posted by mullacc at 8:34 PM on February 20, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by mullacc at 8:34 PM on February 20, 2015 [1 favorite]
Dazzle camo is already here.
Oh...I was picturing something more like this.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:38 PM on February 20, 2015 [2 favorites]
Oh...I was picturing something more like this.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:38 PM on February 20, 2015 [2 favorites]
Paleobilly should have just been a picture of Wilma Flintstone.
posted by Chrischris at 8:54 PM on February 20, 2015 [6 favorites]
posted by Chrischris at 8:54 PM on February 20, 2015 [6 favorites]
As an early to bed, early to rise, daily 2-hour-napping, high-end-everything-bed-related person, sleepcore is so apropos I might get it embroidered onto my pillows. Thank you, The Whelk, for naming my tribe.
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 9:03 PM on February 20, 2015 [7 favorites]
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 9:03 PM on February 20, 2015 [7 favorites]
I thought dazzle camo was more like this.
posted by immlass at 9:04 PM on February 20, 2015 [5 favorites]
posted by immlass at 9:04 PM on February 20, 2015 [5 favorites]
Ghost bro is so 2009 it's all about frat mummy now check your steez
posted by Potomac Avenue at 9:15 PM on February 20, 2015 [4 favorites]
posted by Potomac Avenue at 9:15 PM on February 20, 2015 [4 favorites]
I am all about that wizardgoth.
posted by jenfullmoon at 10:15 PM on February 20, 2015 [4 favorites]
posted by jenfullmoon at 10:15 PM on February 20, 2015 [4 favorites]
YOU GUYS I AM SO SLEEPCORE AND DIDN'T EVEN REALIZzz
posted by en forme de poire at 10:23 PM on February 20, 2015 [5 favorites]
posted by en forme de poire at 10:23 PM on February 20, 2015 [5 favorites]
Metafilter is directly responsible for this cause there was an insane Meta thread that encouraged me to finish 26 Scarlett Letters which I used to pitch this comic.
I BLAME YOU METAFILTER.
posted by The Whelk at 11:39 PM on February 20, 2015 [11 favorites]
I BLAME YOU METAFILTER.
posted by The Whelk at 11:39 PM on February 20, 2015 [11 favorites]
"Xenophilia." All my internets to this person.
The Whelk, do you take donations?
posted by quiet earth at 12:18 AM on February 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
The Whelk, do you take donations?
posted by quiet earth at 12:18 AM on February 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
I think I'm going to have to go for Broth Viking also. So, when's the next meetup, Brothren?
posted by lucidium at 2:26 AM on February 21, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by lucidium at 2:26 AM on February 21, 2015 [2 favorites]
Daintycrust is the future! Well, until those posers with their pre-distressed periwigs flood the clubs. We're about due for a The Upper Crust revival...
posted by GenjiandProust at 2:41 AM on February 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by GenjiandProust at 2:41 AM on February 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
Pretty sure that my wife has a pair of bedazzled camouflage shorts.
posted by octothorpe at 4:45 AM on February 21, 2015
posted by octothorpe at 4:45 AM on February 21, 2015
I'm picturing crowds hanging around outside Crustfest in (tattered, yet immaculate) Georgian garb begging for spare change while sitting on small (tattered, yet immaculate) Persian rugs with their French poodles wearing rolled-up lace doilies for collars. But would it smell as bad?
posted by ardgedee at 5:28 AM on February 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by ardgedee at 5:28 AM on February 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
I want a Swiss Army Ear!
posted by Obscure Reference at 5:29 AM on February 21, 2015
posted by Obscure Reference at 5:29 AM on February 21, 2015
I love this.
Ghost Bros is also what I call the TV show Ghost Adventures, which is pretty well summarized by the ghostbro drawing.
posted by Pfardentrott at 6:33 AM on February 21, 2015
Ghost Bros is also what I call the TV show Ghost Adventures, which is pretty well summarized by the ghostbro drawing.
posted by Pfardentrott at 6:33 AM on February 21, 2015
Thank you for reminding me of the second Great Enspousening. Having a random person spouse me was a highlight that came during a very stressful time in my life, once again showing the awesomeness of this community. Billibee is still listed as my spouse and it makes me smile every time I see it.
Also, 26 scarlet letters and hot new trends are both marvelous. The Whelk is my favorite shellfish.
posted by blurker at 6:55 AM on February 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
Also, 26 scarlet letters and hot new trends are both marvelous. The Whelk is my favorite shellfish.
posted by blurker at 6:55 AM on February 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
(And yes, I want a Swiss Army Ear too!)
posted by blurker at 6:56 AM on February 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by blurker at 6:56 AM on February 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
I'm putting Daintycrust in as my occupation next time I fill out anything job related.
posted by Sphinx at 8:32 AM on February 21, 2015
posted by Sphinx at 8:32 AM on February 21, 2015
But would it smell as bad?
You would be expected to have a lavender water soaked handkerchief (adorned with delicate lace and/or embroidery) to press to your nose at a moment's notice, of course....
posted by GenjiandProust at 8:51 AM on February 21, 2015
You would be expected to have a lavender water soaked handkerchief (adorned with delicate lace and/or embroidery) to press to your nose at a moment's notice, of course....
posted by GenjiandProust at 8:51 AM on February 21, 2015
Interesting
posted by DwWoodworking at 5:28 PM on March 4, 2015
posted by DwWoodworking at 5:28 PM on March 4, 2015
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