Alternative Model Has Her Anus Cast In Bronze
March 3, 2015 5:02 PM Subscribe
Magnus Irvin and Michael Ritzema, run a company called Edible Anus. For fifteen years they’ve been producing chocolates made from a mould created by an actual human anus! And now they’ve taken things a step further, offering personal anus castings... made of a more permanent material, like glass or bronze. (SLYT/NSFW)
It's like Warhol said - Eventually every asshole will have 15 minutes of fame.
posted by isopraxis at 5:07 PM on March 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by isopraxis at 5:07 PM on March 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
In before all the "people making asses of themselves" comments.
posted by Greg_Ace at 5:09 PM on March 3, 2015
posted by Greg_Ace at 5:09 PM on March 3, 2015
Will I be the first to mention that South Park got there first?
posted by spitbull at 5:13 PM on March 3, 2015
posted by spitbull at 5:13 PM on March 3, 2015
I've always said that if you're going to get an imprint of your pucker, do it right and make sure it gets cast by a creepy old hobo in surgical scrubs.
posted by a lungful of dragon at 5:14 PM on March 3, 2015 [5 favorites]
posted by a lungful of dragon at 5:14 PM on March 3, 2015 [5 favorites]
There once was a man from Las Vegas
Who ordered a cast of his anus
It sat in his hall
To be admired by all
As that asshole was doubly famous
posted by mosk at 5:19 PM on March 3, 2015 [19 favorites]
Who ordered a cast of his anus
It sat in his hall
To be admired by all
As that asshole was doubly famous
posted by mosk at 5:19 PM on March 3, 2015 [19 favorites]
I'm deeply disappointed this post is not entitled "Christ What an Asshole". I want my MetaFilter back!
posted by Horace Rumpole at 5:42 PM on March 3, 2015 [11 favorites]
posted by Horace Rumpole at 5:42 PM on March 3, 2015 [11 favorites]
No
posted by pxe2000 at 5:45 PM on March 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by pxe2000 at 5:45 PM on March 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
Well, I learned that there is a Rutger Hauer Starfish Association, and it's not what you think!
Also, now I have "Edible Anus" in my browser history. Thanks, MetaFilter!
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 5:47 PM on March 3, 2015
Also, now I have "Edible Anus" in my browser history. Thanks, MetaFilter!
posted by potsmokinghippieoverlord at 5:47 PM on March 3, 2015
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posted by TedW at 5:49 PM on March 3, 2015 [6 favorites]
posted by TedW at 5:49 PM on March 3, 2015 [6 favorites]
Can you turn the cast into a fountain? For like weddings and stuff?
posted by jonmc at 5:54 PM on March 3, 2015 [4 favorites]
posted by jonmc at 5:54 PM on March 3, 2015 [4 favorites]
Viserys Targaryen could have had a much more interesting death scene, had this guy only been a consultant on the show.
posted by Dip Flash at 5:54 PM on March 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by Dip Flash at 5:54 PM on March 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
The craftsmanship is top notch but the chocolate tastes like ass.
posted by dephlogisticated at 5:56 PM on March 3, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by dephlogisticated at 5:56 PM on March 3, 2015 [2 favorites]
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
posted by BSR0 at 6:15 PM on March 3, 2015 [6 favorites]
posted by BSR0 at 6:15 PM on March 3, 2015 [6 favorites]
Christ what an asshole.
posted by tim_in_oz at 6:25 PM on March 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by tim_in_oz at 6:25 PM on March 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
"What is this I can't even" all time grand champion, Entire Universe Division.
posted by Joey Michaels at 6:33 PM on March 3, 2015 [7 favorites]
posted by Joey Michaels at 6:33 PM on March 3, 2015 [7 favorites]
man, tough crowd. i think this is great.
posted by rebent at 6:41 PM on March 3, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by rebent at 6:41 PM on March 3, 2015 [2 favorites]
He should switch to some of the newer silicone life casting compounds. I like working with them more than alginate and they're less likely to tear out hair.
posted by the_artificer at 6:47 PM on March 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by the_artificer at 6:47 PM on March 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
man, tough crowd. i think this is great.
Sorry, didn't mean to poo-poo it.
posted by Greg_Ace at 6:48 PM on March 3, 2015 [5 favorites]
Sorry, didn't mean to poo-poo it.
posted by Greg_Ace at 6:48 PM on March 3, 2015 [5 favorites]
I thought Uranus was made of ice, but apparently it's metallic.
posted by Foosnark at 6:53 PM on March 3, 2015
posted by Foosnark at 6:53 PM on March 3, 2015
Art-is-anal chocolate
posted by zippy at 7:06 PM on March 3, 2015 [13 favorites]
posted by zippy at 7:06 PM on March 3, 2015 [13 favorites]
The eternal NoScript dilemma:
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Temporarily allow edibleanus.com
Allow edibleanus.com
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In all seriousness, flattened a bit that would make a lovely signet ring. No two alike.
posted by xigxag at 7:08 PM on March 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
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Temporarily allow edibleanus.com
Allow edibleanus.com
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In all seriousness, flattened a bit that would make a lovely signet ring. No two alike.
posted by xigxag at 7:08 PM on March 3, 2015 [3 favorites]
Please stop saying "anus"
posted by ethnomethodologist at 7:14 PM on March 3, 2015
posted by ethnomethodologist at 7:14 PM on March 3, 2015
Arse longa.
posted by jenkinsEar at 7:17 PM on March 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by jenkinsEar at 7:17 PM on March 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
I mean, I like butts and their various parts.
But(t), um... no. There's just something about 'chocolate' and 'anus' that goes into 2g1c territory and nopenopenope.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 7:42 PM on March 3, 2015
But(t), um... no. There's just something about 'chocolate' and 'anus' that goes into 2g1c territory and nopenopenope.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 7:42 PM on March 3, 2015
> Can you turn the cast into a fountain? For like weddings and stuff?
You mean, like, for fondue?
posted by archagon at 7:54 PM on March 3, 2015 [6 favorites]
You mean, like, for fondue?
posted by archagon at 7:54 PM on March 3, 2015 [6 favorites]
> Can you turn the cast into a fountain?
Hey, that's not chocolate!
posted by a lungful of dragon at 8:34 PM on March 3, 2015
Hey, that's not chocolate!
posted by a lungful of dragon at 8:34 PM on March 3, 2015
I mean, I like butts and their various parts.
But(t), um... no. There's just something about 'chocolate' and 'anus' that goes into 2g1c territory and nopenopenope.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering
Eponyscatalogical
posted by jason_steakums at 8:39 PM on March 3, 2015 [2 favorites]
But(t), um... no. There's just something about 'chocolate' and 'anus' that goes into 2g1c territory and nopenopenope.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering
Eponyscatalogical
posted by jason_steakums at 8:39 PM on March 3, 2015 [2 favorites]
More incentive to start that punk band I thought of starting over 25 years ago called Heinous Anus. We'd be the old geezer official band for products I do not nor would not care to imagine.
posted by juiceCake at 8:45 PM on March 3, 2015
posted by juiceCake at 8:45 PM on March 3, 2015
that close up splash photo of the casting on edibleanus.com looks like a leather papasan chair that has seen far better days
posted by jason_steakums at 9:00 PM on March 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by jason_steakums at 9:00 PM on March 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
Well... I should be studying for a literature exam in three hours but here I am watching a video on anus casting.
I'm not quite sure if this will help me at all but looking at the breathtaking prose in front of me -- "I wolde I hadde thy coillons in myn hond, lat kutte hem of, they shul be shryned in an hogges toord." (Chaucer; 14th c., roughly translatable to "I wish I had your balls in my hand, let's cut them of, they should be enshrined into a pig's turd.) -- I also feel like this isn't terribly off-topic.
posted by bigendian at 11:06 PM on March 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
I'm not quite sure if this will help me at all but looking at the breathtaking prose in front of me -- "I wolde I hadde thy coillons in myn hond, lat kutte hem of, they shul be shryned in an hogges toord." (Chaucer; 14th c., roughly translatable to "I wish I had your balls in my hand, let's cut them of, they should be enshrined into a pig's turd.) -- I also feel like this isn't terribly off-topic.
posted by bigendian at 11:06 PM on March 3, 2015 [1 favorite]
that close up splash photo of the casting on edibleanus.com looks like a leather papasan chair that has seen far better days
that close up splash photo
splash photo
Not gonna click, nope.
Some friends of mine were talking about the whole edible anus chocolates thing a week or two ago and thought it was funny that I wanted to know exactly who's anus they used for the master casting. I guess it shouldn't really make a difference and yet it does.
posted by mcrandello at 2:56 AM on March 4, 2015
that close up splash photo
splash photo
Not gonna click, nope.
Some friends of mine were talking about the whole edible anus chocolates thing a week or two ago and thought it was funny that I wanted to know exactly who's anus they used for the master casting. I guess it shouldn't really make a difference and yet it does.
posted by mcrandello at 2:56 AM on March 4, 2015
I love how Magnus thoughtfully reflects on what he does and his early experiments with his "craft". Almost like an emeritus professor discussing his research.
posted by oozy rat in a sanitary zoo at 7:45 AM on March 4, 2015
posted by oozy rat in a sanitary zoo at 7:45 AM on March 4, 2015
Paging Kurt Vonnegut to the white courtesy phone.
posted by Flexagon at 8:27 AM on March 4, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by Flexagon at 8:27 AM on March 4, 2015 [1 favorite]
Anus Castings is my new band name.
posted by ActionPopulated at 2:02 PM on March 4, 2015
posted by ActionPopulated at 2:02 PM on March 4, 2015
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