Scarlet Mustard, in the satin basque, with the top hat fascinator
March 17, 2015 6:04 PM   Subscribe

Found Object Burlesque Names. They're all around us.
posted by EXISTENZ IS PAUSED (7 comments total) 8 users marked this as a favorite
Alberto Balsam is available for your bachelorette party.

[Been working on tax issues, so YES, I needed a laugh.]
posted by NorthernLite at 6:23 PM on March 17, 2015

Going to look in my cupboard now.
posted by chococat at 6:33 PM on March 17, 2015

> Alberto Balsam is available for your bachelorette party.

Hm. Yeah. It's not like Aphex Twin is generally conducive to ecdysial writhing, but I guess you could make this work.
posted by ardgedee at 6:51 PM on March 17, 2015 [3 favorites]

I've long thought Yum Yum Sucré would be a good name for a Franco-Manitoban drag queen.
posted by wreckingball at 8:49 PM on March 17, 2015 [1 favorite]

As far as the post title goes, "Scarlett Mustard" (as featured in the link) is substantially more burlesque that the single-T version.

The more you know!
posted by lumensimus at 9:00 PM on March 17, 2015

Back when I used this Emoji Fortune Generator it gave me "Dizzy Dollar Rose".

I've never used it since. Anything else could only be a disappointment. But if I ever sashay down a dusty saloon staircase while the ragtime plays on an out-of-tune piany and the whiskey flows freely, I know what to tell that tall stranger to call me.
posted by traveler_ at 11:44 PM on March 17, 2015 [2 favorites]

I can't find the original flier/menu I saved, but "Mr. Crepito" here in Athens cracks me up. And this is not a found performer name, but how much do you love "Burgering House"? Sounds like the perfect venue for Mr. Crepito.
posted by taz at 1:45 AM on March 18, 2015

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