I'm really good at... sneezing on your mouth

March 26, 2015 10:14 PM

If Cats Were on OKCupid
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posted by not_on_display (18 comments total)

it is missing the cat who likes many kind of chickens, which I think is the funny thing they are ripping off? the dog one with the leef is good though
posted by NoraReed at 10:42 PM on March 26, 2015 [26 favorites]

"poposable thumbs" still slays me.
posted by Pope Guilty at 10:52 PM on March 26, 2015 [8 favorites]

MetaFilter: how are they that.
posted by brundlefly at 12:36 AM on March 27, 2015 [6 favorites]

Frankly, if you go on a date with a cat, you should be pretty clear on what you are getting into.
posted by GenjiandProust at 2:05 AM on March 27, 2015 [1 favorite]

This was decent, but it linked me to cashcats.biz which is everything.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 2:35 AM on March 27, 2015 [10 favorites]

Paging Mrs Slocombe!
posted by biffa at 3:00 AM on March 27, 2015 [5 favorites]

Thankyou for posting this.
posted by harriet vane at 4:10 AM on March 27, 2015

Mrs. HeroZero had to look askance at me many times as I giggled at this through breakfast.
posted by HeroZero at 5:13 AM on March 27, 2015

The existence of cashcats.biz makes me think my car might be bugged.
posted by the phlegmatic king at 5:31 AM on March 27, 2015 [2 favorites]

I would date these cats.
posted by Dip Flash at 6:25 AM on March 27, 2015 [1 favorite]

Cats sneezing are hilarious. Right up there with hamsters eating cheese puff snacks.
posted by GallonOfAlan at 6:25 AM on March 27, 2015

That cashcats.biz site makes me profoundly nervous. I think it's because I wouldn't trust my cats with a pistol, even if it wasn't loaded. Also: WTF? Is that real money? Do people really do this for fun? I am just . . . flummoxed.
posted by dellsolace at 9:32 AM on March 27, 2015

Why isn't this a real thing? I can't really make a commitment to a cat long-term right now so what I am looking for in my life at this point is a lot of non-exclusive petting and face fluffing. Tired of just having to meet cats on the street or at coffeeshops.
posted by capricorn at 11:04 AM on March 27, 2015 [1 favorite]

capricorn: http://www.baltimorecats.org/foster.htm YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER
posted by not_on_display at 11:43 AM on March 27, 2015

Warms.
posted by jessamyn at 3:42 PM on March 27, 2015 [3 favorites]

Aren't we all looking for warms? And understanding of locks?
posted by Pope Guilty at 8:27 PM on March 27, 2015 [2 favorites]

sometimes i burp and i forget who i am or what i am
posted by not_on_display at 9:47 PM on March 27, 2015 [1 favorite]

Aren't we all looking for warms? And understanding of locks?

not if we're a strong independent thief who don't need no party
posted by NoraReed at 11:00 PM on March 27, 2015 [1 favorite]