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April 1, 2015 8:13 AM   Subscribe

DocSend, a digital document delivery and analytics company, unveiled a new service today for more traditional document services: DocSend Dachshund Delivery
posted by zombieflanders (10 comments total) 4 users marked this as a favorite
They forgot to include all the snarling and biting action that comes with your average Dachsund (in my experience).
posted by emjaybee at 8:23 AM on April 1, 2015 [1 favorite]

Emjaybee....that's a feature not a's their version of HTTPS!
posted by Captain_Science at 8:28 AM on April 1, 2015 [4 favorites]

This is a godsend.
posted by Iridic at 8:44 AM on April 1, 2015

More of a dogsend, I think.
posted by bonehead at 8:48 AM on April 1, 2015 [6 favorites]

Great, another tech company trying to dachsrupt traditional business models.
posted by Hairy Lobster at 9:19 AM on April 1, 2015

posted by Atom Eyes at 9:25 AM on April 1, 2015 [1 favorite]

My vast store of security expertise leads me to believe this may be vulnerable to a snack in the middle attack.
posted by Jack Karaoke at 9:53 AM on April 1, 2015 [2 favorites]

I am not a fan of dachshunds. They are mean little bastards. And they will eat anything. My dad had one and it once ate an entire muffin tray full of rising bread dough. It almost died. Another time it ate an entire container of maple sugar it somehow pulled off the shelf. Of course, dogs that will eat anything also wind up with the runs sometimes, and yeah. Try picking that up. Also once it tore my stepbrother's lip open and sent him to the hospital. This was a former "show dog" type, too; supposedly a really good example of the breed. No thanks!
posted by Hoopo at 10:31 AM on April 1, 2015

I see a potential acquisition for Smidgeo. Today's marketplace demands a high ROI, and on demand documents as marketing vector for Smidgeo will only make more business.
posted by msbutah at 10:34 AM on April 1, 2015

What an adorable dachshund!
posted by Pocahontas at 4:55 PM on April 1, 2015

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