General Ability: 100
April 5, 2015 12:26 PM   Subscribe

Dress up a 3D man and generate gifs from his poor miserable body with veryman.expert.
posted by ghostbikes (32 comments total) 47 users marked this as a favorite
 
I'm really shy about making front page posts but this was too important to pass up.
posted by ghostbikes at 12:29 PM on April 5, 2015 [18 favorites]


That body suit is... interesting.
posted by arcticseal at 12:39 PM on April 5, 2015


I loled at "General Ability" under "Muscle Patterns".

General ability indeed.
posted by Kadin2048 at 12:40 PM on April 5, 2015 [2 favorites]


I've always wanted to make GIFs like David Cronenberg.
posted by Going To Maine at 12:41 PM on April 5, 2015 [2 favorites]


Digital dancing! Ooh, this is fun.
posted by grumpybear69 at 12:41 PM on April 5, 2015 [3 favorites]


Having played with it for a few minutes, this is loads of fun.
posted by arcticseal at 12:42 PM on April 5, 2015


you can also press "new friend" to get a randomized abomination.
posted by ghostbikes at 12:42 PM on April 5, 2015 [1 favorite]


That man does not know how to hold a mug of beer. Also, this is great.
posted by brundlefly at 12:45 PM on April 5, 2015


I felt like I was destroying the life of a poor digital man. It made me feel like a cruel, uncaring god.

I am obscurely ashamed.
posted by GenjiandProust at 12:47 PM on April 5, 2015 [1 favorite]


People's Elbow representing.
posted by infinitewindow at 12:57 PM on April 5, 2015 [5 favorites]


Very man
Such monstrosity
Wow
posted by dephlogisticated at 1:03 PM on April 5, 2015 [4 favorites]


I have somehow recreated Nikki Minaj. I have never been this disturbed.

Hold me.
posted by Solomon at 2:03 PM on April 5, 2015 [1 favorite]


i wasn't so sure about the top-level-domain at first, but i have become convinced that yes, this very man is an expert.
posted by Greg Nog at 2:11 PM on April 5, 2015 [9 favorites]


Really what we've got to do is find a way for this and Dwarf Fortress to meet in the middle.
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 2:15 PM on April 5, 2015 [5 favorites]


i like that no matter how ridiculous you make the dance moves and body, adding in the karaoke machine makes it look reasonable.
posted by ghostbikes at 2:23 PM on April 5, 2015 [11 favorites]


for example
posted by ghostbikes at 3:01 PM on April 5, 2015 [3 favorites]


I'm having trouble getting to all the menus on Chrome. Most of them populate off-screen and there's no scroll bar.

Bizarrely, it works much better in Internet Explorer. How....appropriate.
posted by Existential Dread at 3:11 PM on April 5, 2015 [3 favorites]


This is the most important thing I've seen in years
posted by naju at 3:29 PM on April 5, 2015 [7 favorites]


WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!
posted by arcolz at 4:06 PM on April 5, 2015 [3 favorites]


Metafilter needs a smoke break.
posted by cortex at 5:15 PM on April 5, 2015 [8 favorites]




I like to crank up Wets Alogrithm and hang out with an abandoned-by-god pac-man.
posted by SharkParty at 7:34 PM on April 5, 2015 [2 favorites]


Computer, load up Celeryman, please.
posted by aaronetc at 9:00 PM on April 5, 2015 [9 favorites]


If you want, you can paste the URL from another man's created gif into 'Suit Hyperlink' to have your man wear that man's dance as a suit...
posted by destructive cactus at 10:42 PM on April 5, 2015 [4 favorites]



I felt like I was destroying the life of a poor digital man. It made me feel like a cruel, uncaring god.

I am obscurely aroused.
posted by louche mustachio at 1:16 AM on April 6, 2015 [3 favorites]


I mean, I would totally hit that.


Or at least poke it with a stick.
posted by louche mustachio at 5:59 AM on April 6, 2015 [2 favorites]


MY BEAUTIFUL BABY

So wh...what happens on Tuesday?
posted by byanyothername at 9:42 AM on April 6, 2015 [3 favorites]


this is the greatest
posted by Potomac Avenue at 9:46 AM on April 6, 2015 [1 favorite]


OMG can't stop making verymen
posted by axoplasm at 12:45 PM on April 6, 2015 [1 favorite]


This is just perfect. All I can think of is this exchange from the Simpsons X-Files episode:

Mulder: His jiggling is almost hypnotic!
Scully: (mesmerized voice) Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
posted by Existential Dread at 8:24 PM on April 6, 2015 [1 favorite]


I think this is probably closer to Arthur C. Clarke's vision of the Star Child.
posted by Room 641-A at 9:17 AM on April 11, 2015 [1 favorite]


Fluke!
posted by Room 641-A at 11:23 AM on April 11, 2015


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