semi-judiciously sprinkling some 'fucks' into your web pages
April 21, 2015 1:43 PM Subscribe
Fuck Shit Up is a Chrome extension that semi-judiciously sprinkles some "fuck"s into whatever web page you're reading. Not enough fucks? Hit the button a few more times. Gets interesting results when applied to news, dry technical stuff, Wikipedia, and Twitter at the least. [via mefi projects]
Is there any way to turn this on so that it automatically sprinkles the fucks on the page, without having to hit the F button? Because then you could hotdog some co-workers' machines for fucks and giggles. Not that I'd ever do that myself nosiree.
posted by nushustu at 1:50 PM on April 21, 2015 [4 favorites]
posted by nushustu at 1:50 PM on April 21, 2015 [4 favorites]
This is ducking awesome.
posted by misterpatrick at 1:53 PM on April 21, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by misterpatrick at 1:53 PM on April 21, 2015 [3 favorites]
My plugin of choice: Animal Crossing ambient music
posted by hellojed at 1:54 PM on April 21, 2015 [4 favorites]
posted by hellojed at 1:54 PM on April 21, 2015 [4 favorites]
Fellow Fucking Virginians is my new alt country band.
posted by kagredon at 1:54 PM on April 21, 2015 [6 favorites]
posted by kagredon at 1:54 PM on April 21, 2015 [6 favorites]
Off to read some Mamet in Google Books
posted by zachlipton at 1:55 PM on April 21, 2015 [7 favorites]
posted by zachlipton at 1:55 PM on April 21, 2015 [7 favorites]
I have no fucks to give.
posted by infini at 1:59 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by infini at 1:59 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
Because then you could hotdog some co-workers' machines for fucks and giggles
I have never heard that use of the word 'hotdog' before and oh my god thank you
posted by griphus at 2:00 PM on April 21, 2015 [18 favorites]
I have never heard that use of the word 'hotdog' before and oh my god thank you
posted by griphus at 2:00 PM on April 21, 2015 [18 favorites]
Also, the second screenshot in the Chrome Web Store (MeFi is great). "Posted by Fucking Michele in Fucking California" indeed.
And looking at the source, it's actually pretty complex in trying to make it work grammatically. Impressive.
posted by zachlipton at 2:00 PM on April 21, 2015 [2 favorites]
And looking at the source, it's actually pretty complex in trying to make it work grammatically. Impressive.
posted by zachlipton at 2:00 PM on April 21, 2015 [2 favorites]
I think the Fucking Republic of Fucking Texas was the official name of the briefly independent country.
posted by graymouser at 2:03 PM on April 21, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by graymouser at 2:03 PM on April 21, 2015 [3 favorites]
It's all fun and games until you discover it added some fucking profanity to your fucking mail merge to all your firm's clients on the fucking Eastern seaboard.
posted by mccarty.tim at 2:05 PM on April 21, 2015 [10 favorites]
posted by mccarty.tim at 2:05 PM on April 21, 2015 [10 favorites]
Installed and run on this page. Fucking related posts indeed. And now I can't tell where people are swearing and where the plugin is working. It's beautiful.
posted by Hactar at 2:07 PM on April 21, 2015
posted by Hactar at 2:07 PM on April 21, 2015
I have never heard that use of the word 'hotdog' before and oh my god thank you
That use of the word actually has some history. Hot Dog Stand was a visual theme for Windows 3.1. Look it up, it's fucking hideous. In the old days you'd change a co-worker's machine to that theme. Thus, hotdogging.
posted by nushustu at 2:14 PM on April 21, 2015 [42 favorites]
That use of the word actually has some history. Hot Dog Stand was a visual theme for Windows 3.1. Look it up, it's fucking hideous. In the old days you'd change a co-worker's machine to that theme. Thus, hotdogging.
posted by nushustu at 2:14 PM on April 21, 2015 [42 favorites]
>It's all fun and games until you discover it added some fucking profanity to your fucking mail merge to all your firm's clients on the fucking Eastern seaboard.
That would probably get you a commendation from typical clients on the fucking Eastern seaboard.
posted by randomkeystrike at 2:16 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
That would probably get you a commendation from typical clients on the fucking Eastern seaboard.
posted by randomkeystrike at 2:16 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
It works on my companies intranet just fine. I just emailed a few on the IT guys with a suggestion that it be installed on everybodies machines.
posted by Confess, Fletch at 2:16 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by Confess, Fletch at 2:16 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
Try it with fucking Reds manager Bryan Price's epic fucking rant against the fucking media
posted by T.D. Strange at 2:24 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by T.D. Strange at 2:24 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
...And if you've ever had your fuck semi-judiciously sprinkled, you know how much fun that can be!
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:25 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:25 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
There has never been a better argument to switch to Chrome.
But I just can't bring myself to leave Firefox behind. It's like a nice elderly aunt to me. :(
(Please somebody make this into a Greasemoney script or something.)
posted by bigendian at 2:30 PM on April 21, 2015 [5 favorites]
But I just can't bring myself to leave Firefox behind. It's like a nice elderly aunt to me. :(
(Please somebody make this into a Greasemoney script or something.)
posted by bigendian at 2:30 PM on April 21, 2015 [5 favorites]
You don't want your elderly aunt dropping f-bombs everywhere, do you?
posted by me & my monkey at 2:33 PM on April 21, 2015
posted by me & my monkey at 2:33 PM on April 21, 2015
oh she's senile, that's okay.
posted by bigendian at 2:35 PM on April 21, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by bigendian at 2:35 PM on April 21, 2015 [3 favorites]
The fuck I don't!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 2:36 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 2:36 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
As long as they land in the effing toilet, that rhymes with sorbette!
posted by Oyéah at 2:38 PM on April 21, 2015
posted by Oyéah at 2:38 PM on April 21, 2015
This on Ravelry is brilliant. "fucking wip*" indeed.
* work in progress, to the non-knitters
posted by epersonae at 3:08 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
* work in progress, to the non-knitters
posted by epersonae at 3:08 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
The Great Big Mulp: "William Fucking Henry Fucking Harrison."
Fukken' died in thirty cocksucking days
posted by boo_radley at 3:15 PM on April 21, 2015 [2 favorites]
Fukken' died in thirty cocksucking days
posted by boo_radley at 3:15 PM on April 21, 2015 [2 favorites]
dry technical stuff,
Old 70's National Lampoon had a featurette on 'Sex Scenes added to Literature', that got funnier when they included science texts, dry technical stuff, and other completely random things, often using strange euphemisms and twisted innuendos rather than just adding the feck word.
posted by ovvl at 3:17 PM on April 21, 2015
Old 70's National Lampoon had a featurette on 'Sex Scenes added to Literature', that got funnier when they included science texts, dry technical stuff, and other completely random things, often using strange euphemisms and twisted innuendos rather than just adding the feck word.
posted by ovvl at 3:17 PM on April 21, 2015
this is important
this is a turning point
fucking, that is
fucking important, a fucking turning point
posted by philip-random at 3:27 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
this is a turning point
fucking, that is
fucking important, a fucking turning point
posted by philip-random at 3:27 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
I did it to the Don Lemon interview. Helped a bunch!
posted by Seth_Messinger at 3:37 PM on April 21, 2015
posted by Seth_Messinger at 3:37 PM on April 21, 2015
Ditto on divined by radio's brilliant and infuriating post.
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 3:40 PM on April 21, 2015 [21 favorites]
South Carolina has been a fucking patriarchal society from its very fucking inception, and women have long been fucking relegated to a secondary status.So fucking cathartic!
They lacked the fucking right to serve on juries here until fucking 1967, and the fucking Palmetto State didn't formally ratify the 19th fucking Amendment giving women the right to fucking vote until two years later. Women couldn't fucking file for fucking divorce in South Carolina until 1949. Marital rape wasn't criminalized until 19fucking91.
posted by Orange Dinosaur Slide at 3:40 PM on April 21, 2015 [21 favorites]
this does amazing things to other people's usernames
best so far is probably Another Fucking Fine Product from the Fucking Nonsense Factory, but a shoutout also to We fucking had a fucking deal, Kyle
posted by kagredon at 3:45 PM on April 21, 2015 [7 favorites]
best so far is probably Another Fucking Fine Product from the Fucking Nonsense Factory, but a shoutout also to We fucking had a fucking deal, Kyle
posted by kagredon at 3:45 PM on April 21, 2015 [7 favorites]
Be it known to fucking all, and every one whom it may fucking concern, or to whom in any fucking manner it may belong, That for many fucking Years past, Discords and Civil Divisions being stir'd up in the fucking Roman Empire, which increas'd to such a fucking degree, that not only all fucking Germany, but also the neighbouring fucking Kingdoms, and fucking France particularly, have been involv'd in the Disorders of a fucking long and cruel War: And in the first place, between the most Serene and most Puissant fuck-Prince and Lord, Fuckinand the Second, of famous Memory, elected Roman fucking Emperor, always August, King of Germany, Hungary, Fuck, Bohemia, Dalmatia, Fuck, Croatia, Slavonia, Arch-Duke of Austria, Duke of Burgundy, Brabant, fuck Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Marquiss of Moravia, Duke of Luxemburgh, the Higher and Lower Silesia, of Wirtemburg and fucking Teck, Prince of Suabia...
Still think "the fuckgiver" would have been a better name.
posted by uosuaq at 3:47 PM on April 21, 2015 [4 favorites]
Still think "the fuckgiver" would have been a better name.
posted by uosuaq at 3:47 PM on April 21, 2015 [4 favorites]
Will this insert fucking into the middle of words? I would like that for things like reading about macrofuckingeconomics on Wikifuckingpedia.
posted by beagle at 3:54 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by beagle at 3:54 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
shoutout also to We fucking had a fucking deal, Kyle
joseph conrad is the fuck fully awesome.
(Other favorites on the front page at the moment: fucking filthy fucking light thief, Fucking Charlemagne in Fucking Sweatpants, Blue Fucking Jello Elf.)
posted by We had a deal, Kyle at 3:57 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
joseph conrad is the fuck fully awesome.
(Other favorites on the front page at the moment: fucking filthy fucking light thief, Fucking Charlemagne in Fucking Sweatpants, Blue Fucking Jello Elf.)
posted by We had a deal, Kyle at 3:57 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
Does it also add fnords? (I keep seeing those.)
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 4:22 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 4:22 PM on April 21, 2015 [1 favorite]
What made me laugh was the "Report Abuse" link on the page. I mean once you allow for what the extension does on purpose, what's left to report?
"Um, yes, I'd like to report that this extension fucked shit up."
posted by George_Spiggott at 4:32 PM on April 21, 2015 [2 favorites]
"Um, yes, I'd like to report that this extension fucked shit up."
posted by George_Spiggott at 4:32 PM on April 21, 2015 [2 favorites]
Dave Chappell: I'm fucking Rick-fucking Fucking-fucking James!
posted by rankfreudlite at 4:56 PM on April 21, 2015
posted by rankfreudlite at 4:56 PM on April 21, 2015
It's been a long day and this is the best.
It makes sites like Buzzfeed hysterical.
25 Fucking Times “Doctor Who” Fucking Got Fucking Way, Way The fuck Too Real
11 Drives That Prove Prince Fucking Edward Fucking Island Is Road Fucking Trip Royalty
21 Fucking Questions Canadians Need Australians To Fucking Answer Right Now
There’s A Fucking New App That Helps Erase Offensive Social Fucking Media Posts Before Employers See Them lol
Or perhaps I'm just easily amused.
posted by Jalliah at 4:58 PM on April 21, 2015 [4 favorites]
It makes sites like Buzzfeed hysterical.
25 Fucking Times “Doctor Who” Fucking Got Fucking Way, Way The fuck Too Real
11 Drives That Prove Prince Fucking Edward Fucking Island Is Road Fucking Trip Royalty
21 Fucking Questions Canadians Need Australians To Fucking Answer Right Now
There’s A Fucking New App That Helps Erase Offensive Social Fucking Media Posts Before Employers See Them lol
Or perhaps I'm just easily amused.
posted by Jalliah at 4:58 PM on April 21, 2015 [4 favorites]
I'm quite impressed with how well this does syntax.
There are several projects Whedon’s been attached to since joining the Marvel Studios fold, directing 2012’s The Fucking Avengers and the upcoming sequel Avengers: Fucking Age of Ultron.
I AM easily amused it seems.
posted by Jalliah at 5:01 PM on April 21, 2015 [6 favorites]
There are several projects Whedon’s been attached to since joining the Marvel Studios fold, directing 2012’s The Fucking Avengers and the upcoming sequel Avengers: Fucking Age of Ultron.
I AM easily amused it seems.
posted by Jalliah at 5:01 PM on April 21, 2015 [6 favorites]
"Eastern fucking seaboard", not "fucking eastern seaboard".
posted by busted_crayons at 8:56 PM on April 21, 2015
posted by busted_crayons at 8:56 PM on April 21, 2015
soundtrack for this post
May I suggest the Dub Narcotic Sound System?
Here are the lyrics, which don't get any more fucked up no matter how many times I hit that fucking button.
posted by hydrophonic at 9:22 PM on April 21, 2015
May I suggest the Dub Narcotic Sound System?
Here are the lyrics, which don't get any more fucked up no matter how many times I hit that fucking button.
posted by hydrophonic at 9:22 PM on April 21, 2015
There's too much swearing these days. I say this not because swearing is bad. Swearing is actually really useful. It serves a purpose. It is primal. These are deep seated words that come out in extreme situations.
The problem is that with people now swearing everywhere, what words can your brain reach for when the extraordinary happens? What word do you yell out when you smash your thumb with a hammer? What if you are at the zoo and a rhino escapes and is charging at your friend? Do you yell out "FUCK!"? He'll just smile and yell "FUCK" back at you before meeting his maker.
That's why you don't swear unless it is really, really necessary. How do you know it is necessary? You don't have to worry, the word will just come out on its own. And your brain will be thankful that you've been keeping these special words in reserve for use in this emergency.
This is what I tell my kids, anyway (and that's the truth!).
posted by eye of newt at 1:15 AM on April 22, 2015
The problem is that with people now swearing everywhere, what words can your brain reach for when the extraordinary happens? What word do you yell out when you smash your thumb with a hammer? What if you are at the zoo and a rhino escapes and is charging at your friend? Do you yell out "FUCK!"? He'll just smile and yell "FUCK" back at you before meeting his maker.
That's why you don't swear unless it is really, really necessary. How do you know it is necessary? You don't have to worry, the word will just come out on its own. And your brain will be thankful that you've been keeping these special words in reserve for use in this emergency.
This is what I tell my kids, anyway (and that's the truth!).
posted by eye of newt at 1:15 AM on April 22, 2015
This is what I tell my kids, anyway (and that's the truth!).
I always told my kids to say what the fuck they like, just be careful about unintentionally upsetting the old people.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 3:06 AM on April 22, 2015 [2 favorites]
I always told my kids to say what the fuck they like, just be careful about unintentionally upsetting the old people.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 3:06 AM on April 22, 2015 [2 favorites]
Was this made by a Mefite? The download page at the Chrome webstore store shows a screenshot of MetaFilter.
posted by slogger at 9:58 AM on April 22, 2015
posted by slogger at 9:58 AM on April 22, 2015
Was this made by a Mefite? The download page at the Chrome webstore store shows a screenshot of MetaFilter.
Yes, see Projects links in the post. Made by ignignokt.
posted by beagle at 11:59 AM on April 22, 2015 [1 favorite]
Yes, see Projects links in the post. Made by ignignokt.
posted by beagle at 11:59 AM on April 22, 2015 [1 favorite]
Hey, yeah, it was me. Quite glad people had fun with it!
Re: Firefox: How many people want a Firefox add-on? If there's significant* interest, I can look into porting it this weekend.
* Yeah, I don't actually know exactly what means. I guess I'll know it when I see it, like when the Supreme Court watches pornography!
posted by ignignokt at 1:53 PM on April 22, 2015 [2 favorites]
Re: Firefox: How many people want a Firefox add-on? If there's significant* interest, I can look into porting it this weekend.
* Yeah, I don't actually know exactly what means. I guess I'll know it when I see it, like when the Supreme Court watches pornography!
posted by ignignokt at 1:53 PM on April 22, 2015 [2 favorites]
I would use a Firefox add-on. :)
posted by epersonae at 2:46 PM on April 23, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by epersonae at 2:46 PM on April 23, 2015 [1 favorite]
FedEx tries to fucking deliver where UPS fucking couldn't
This brought joy to my heart for an unknown reason. It just did.
posted by not_on_display at 11:45 PM on May 6, 2015 [3 favorites]
This brought joy to my heart for an unknown reason. It just did.
posted by not_on_display at 11:45 PM on May 6, 2015 [3 favorites]
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